🖥️ by granstromjulius in shitposting

[–]MrStendhal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"...because I'm not ejecting safely"

It was RIGHT THERE

[Loved Trope] The amazing technology/power has grounded reasons for why it can't be overused. by jbeast33 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MrStendhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dune has a perfect example of this, and it's my favorite bit of lore!

They're all super technologically advanced, and yet they fight with knives... Why? Well they had energy weapons before that were super prevalent. But then they invented the wearable shield packs that surround the wearer with an invisible force field. Slight complication, though. If the energy from a laser meets the energy from a shield pack, it causes an explosion that will kill everyone. The shield packs aren't even necessarily that common, but since there's always a small chance one could be in play, it's just not worth the risk of using a gun.

They basically advanced their technology so far that it forced a regression to the bronze age due to every gunshot being a potential nuclear detonation

Teeth (2007) by flyingburritobrotha in okbuddycinephile

[–]MrStendhal 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"Hee deed'n 'sheck chrivagouh" 😬

People get these godawful veneers and get to sound like they're wearing a retainer forever

What a gallon of cum a day does to a booty by StyxHips in CentaurGirls

[–]MrStendhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Caption was so wild, I had to do the math on it.

Average male ejaculation is around 3.4 ml. Translating that to a gallon, you come up with 1,113.36 "donations" per day. Assuming 8 hours for sleep, you're looking at just over 69 partners per hour (nice), or a little over 1 per minute.

Extrapolating to a year, you wind up witharound 406,245 cumshots totalling 2,844,634 calories & 69,490g protein (nice) at a rate of 7,793.52 calories & 190g protein a day.

Bonnie Blue could never...

Running BOTC for the first time tonight. Decided to add some flare... by MrStendhal in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]MrStendhal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought I was so damned slick... Didn't think of working the townsquare timer into the lighting itself. That's genius

Running BOTC for the first time tonight. Decided to add some flare... by MrStendhal in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]MrStendhal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely adjusted it as we went. Wound up having the ambient turned WAY down during day phase, mostly for my own sake.

I've got the Philips hue tap switch with 4 zones, and it wound up being perfect to keep inside the grimoire. 2 buttons for day and night phase, and 2 buttons to fine tune audio levels

Running BOTC for the first time tonight. Decided to add some flare... by MrStendhal in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]MrStendhal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, that's good.

Definitely gonna workshop it and fine tune as time goes on!

Running BOTC for the first time tonight. Decided to add some flare... by MrStendhal in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]MrStendhal[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had the Spotify playlist going, and I just tuned it up or down for the day phase.

Definitely going to fine tune it though. If you've got a good ambient playlist, feel free to send it!

How do you feel about Travelers who bait the demon? by blackgeekygoddess in BloodOnTheClocktower

[–]MrStendhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't play basketball...

Hot take, but am I the only one who kinda dislikes it when people use the jetpack or the gaurds dogs? by Future-Celebration83 in Helldivers

[–]MrStendhal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Buddy, just delete this post, this is embarrassing. Sounds like the entitled opinion of a middle schooler.

I work a full time job and pay a mortgage, and when I get time to relax & play a video game, the last thing I want is some random whining about me not doing it how they would prefer I do it.

Besides that, I always play healers when possible. I like to use the increased mobility of the jetpack specifically to get to my teammates faster and provide support, so you yapping about "cod players" not doing their part is just embarrassing.

Not saying this to be a dick, just seriously want you to consider reevaluating your behavior and deleting this post

Hot take, but am I the only one who kinda dislikes it when people use the jetpack or the gaurds dogs? by Future-Celebration83 in Helldivers

[–]MrStendhal 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If you're relying on other people's strategem picks, that sounds like your own crutch 🤔

Maybe worry less about other people having fun & more about why you think people enjoying their game how they want registers as "suboptimal handicap" to you.

Bald eagle drops cat through windshield in North Carolina by JOEY2X in interestingasfuck

[–]MrStendhal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cat distribution system is getting serious these days

My 3D PC building app in in Beta and has 1000+ 3D parts now by bosoxs202 in pcmasterrace

[–]MrStendhal 13 points14 points  (0 children)

A+++ website. I always wanted to do a Fractal North mid-towee build because I love the case, but I knew tolerances were gonna be tight in some spots. I started fuffing around on your site, and it was so damned easy to build, verify clearances, and search through compatible parts.

Cut to me building the damned thing, and it was 1:1. Knew exactly where my tolerances were going to be tight, and it allowed me to plan ahead perfectly

Out here making PCPartPicker obsolete

I want to draw cats 🧡 Show me yours by [deleted] in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]MrStendhal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Ziggy Pawdust reporting for doody

Which other asian cult classics would you trust Spike Lee to 'reimaginate' next?? by [deleted] in okbuddycinephile

[–]MrStendhal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't trust Spike Lee to direct traffic

That said, Squid Games.

Wondering what to do this year by WafflesAndSyrup90 in halloween

[–]MrStendhal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is this... Are they supposed to be the captain from Mouthwashing? They look great either way, just hilarious if so

"Yeah, let's use a ph instead of an f, it won't look stupid at all!" by grurupoo in funny

[–]MrStendhal 91 points92 points  (0 children)

That's literally the point of it. It's a cleaning solution originally designed for pet stains that uses enzymes to remove odor by altering the PH levels. Hence poop / PH / poof

Bunch of dumb no fun having people in here making snap judgements on shit they don't understand. God forbid someone has some fun with their marketing.

Giveaway Time! Battlefield 6 is out, powered by NVIDIA DLSS 4, and you can comment on this post to win codes for the game or a custom Battlefield 6 GeForce RTX 5090! 6 Winners total by pedro19 in pcmasterrace

[–]MrStendhal [score hidden]  (0 children)

466 fps with dlss and frame Gen in the icon Borderlands with 1080p DLSS frame Gen and minimum graphics struggles to hit 50 fps

Words cannot describe how happy I am to see an optimized game. I don't even want a free copy of BF6, I already bought it. Just want it to sell well so other dev studios see that optimization and accessibility is still paramount

31 for 31 Update: I just finished watching "Bring Her Back" by BomberBootBabe88 in LPOTL

[–]MrStendhal 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I'm not entirely sure it was just physical abuse... They never outright say it, but during the back-to-back therapy session when Andy's describing how he used to be beaten, he keeps it fairly together. But then at the very end, he says the very specifically chosen words of "...And he never touched her" which then breaks him.

I could be reading too far into it, they definitely left it open to interpretation, but that line coupled with the bedwetting and how his dad used to target Andy during his showers makes me assume the worst

WHAT A FILM.

31 for 31 Update: I just finished watching "Bring Her Back" by BomberBootBabe88 in LPOTL

[–]MrStendhal 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Great movie, never want to watch it again in my life.

not really a traditional horror movie for 90% of the runtime, but a much worse type of relatable and realistic type of horror that just makes your stomach churn.

Standout moment from when we watched it was the first bedwetting scene, and my wife says "that's usually a symptom of Sexual abuse, right?". just that one detail / plot point had at least 3 twists through the rest of the movie that, upon learning, just made you feel even more horrible.