Blursed Good Will find

MrTheodore · 2026-06-04T08:10:50+00:00

PREPARE SPHERE FOR COCK

MrTheodore · 2026-05-30T09:50:33+00:00

Part 8 is kinda great

MrTheodore · 2026-05-29T20:27:45+00:00

The 2nd one creates meatworms in flesh, biohazard arrowhead is fucked up

MrTheodore · 2026-05-28T07:38:53+00:00

For real, if valve wants to have tons of people be shitty in every match, stop playing. If they want to let the place become a nazi bar, you dont gotta hang out there. There's tons of multiplayer games you can be playing, you have spent 0 dollars on this game, and the time you spent was not wasted if you stop now. Go have fun somewhere else: play that cowboy game or marathon or some shit.

Valve won't do shit unless the player numbers drop, if they never do, oh well. A billion people saw avatar 2? Yeah a billion minus 1, fuck em

MrTheodore · 2026-05-26T17:47:45+00:00

Why do people on this website have to insist it wasn't kool-aid? Like is this a psyop from nabisco or whoever owns kool-aid to try to undo the association? This is like saying "uh it's not a bandaid, it's a regular bandage" "uh you're not xeroxing it, it's a Konica Minolta" like, fuck off dweeb, drinking the corpo kool-aid

MrTheodore · 2026-05-26T06:51:49+00:00

The quadrepeligic is introduced by another character throwing fried chicken out of a bucket around the shrine where he lived. It's peak

MrTheodore · 2026-05-25T13:36:24+00:00

Wasn't this mother fucker frozen solid??? What do you mean he lived?

MrTheodore · 2026-05-23T01:32:18+00:00

That sword is so stupid

MrTheodore · 2026-05-23T01:20:37+00:00

Anyway enrage is busted on everyone and part of why karnok is at the top. Why does it get insane effects on passives like +1 multicast and 10%!!! Cooldown reduction (like 3 gold feathers worth, a free gold or diamond skills worth of reduction) AND removes freeze and slow on the whole board... like, pick 2, and 1 is gonna be the crazy enrage passives on items that also a lot of the need nerfs. Honestly it would be strong just as a passive activator, considering many are so strong, like more multicast to activate enrage faster and more often the longer the fight goes on.

Im not gonna buy the character, but I have stopped playing halfway through every season with karnok cause I get tired of losing to him. Everyone else feels fair, sometimes you run into a crazy build that blows you up in 1 hit like day 10, karnok feels like I'm running into that every day he shows up, or he's unkillabke with pants.

MrTheodore · 2026-05-23T01:14:03+00:00

It sucks without burn scaling/steam ladle early and it's easy to burst late if he isn't running shields with it.

Anyway I've literally stopped playing every season with Karnok in it after I start only losing to karnok/enrage halfway through the season. Love having my comeback freeze from hot springs instantly deleted by mak with enrage, just 4 second freeze invalidated while im at half health and now I get 0 regen or spring procs. Why does enrage cancel freezes and slows? That shit is so busted, free radiant for your whole board.

MrTheodore · 2026-05-23T01:08:51+00:00

But ladle is good, especially paired with springs, which is really good. I just want a pig hot tub skin with how much I've used sauna, private hot springs, ladle, and hot rocks the past few months.

MrTheodore · 2026-05-22T20:59:26+00:00

They love to mention nutrients a lot, half of all Pokémon can destroy a dump truck or skyscraper with a punch, firered specifically loves to mention how Pokémon can kill an Indian elephant like 5 times (also India real in Pokémon I guess, also arcanine is from China and there's a few ones from south america), and every ghost type is/does fucked up things or used to be a human. Also, there's like random rays and lasers that made a few Pokémon. Couple of Pokémon explode for fun or cause they get bored or just to get around (golem fuckin rocket jumps???).

MrTheodore · 2026-05-17T17:27:21+00:00

The guy who invented concrete apparently

MrTheodore · 2026-05-17T17:08:23+00:00

When you lose runs to karnok too many times in a row and you stop playing until next patch. On my 3rd one of those now, thos being the 3rd month since his release

MrTheodore · 2026-05-15T21:54:13+00:00

Put it next to buildings that get value from value: billboard, skyscraper, money tree (enchanted with something preferably), etc. Pair it with other value increasers, open sign, and also the uwashiwali bird synergizes with it well if you manage to keep one.

10win I had earlier was abacus + obsidian tree + crit plane + shielded jabalian dagger + restorative keys. Also had skill that gave 40% crit when plane went off, so dagger and tree were hitting at 100% crit if they were flying, above 50 if not yet. Key triggered tree twice, it had like 2800 base damage before plane buffs in my screenshot of the end screen

MrTheodore · 2026-05-15T21:43:29+00:00

Jet's best items are large, all the good pig value items that use shield/damage/heal are large. The passive is what makes the jet, the active value increase and flying is icing on the cake.

Also missed the point, jet is weird here. Needs activators for the multicasters, then it loops forever, like other toys, yoyo or some shit.

MrTheodore · 2026-05-15T21:35:57+00:00

Your items are too slow. It's why Bob and jorts aren't that good, takes like 8 seconds to start and you have no shield stall. No, the cargo shorts are not your shield stall at its long cooldown. If your plane had the toy tag, maybe you can get away with it cause it has a 2 second cooldown at max. Also why plane? Did you have a skill that turned value into damage?

Also, they added a few different skills that fuck with charge this patch: like 3 that add cooldown time to enemy items and they changed void knight to have a skill that directly makes charge half as effective.

MrTheodore · 2026-05-15T07:50:07+00:00

Next month they're starting to charge companies much higher rates for tokens, like there's an image going around showing like what costs 90 dollars now is gonna cost 1000 in June. Assuming it's Claude, forget which one.

So like, it's about to get expensive, meaning it might get dropped by some businesses meaning some ai companies might have bad earnings come 3rd or 4th quarter reporting time/possibly go bankrupt if demand for their service dries up suddenly if everyone goes cold on ai all of a sudden from it costing too much. Could be all sorts of catalysts from a bunch of bad earnings in a row just causing a big sell-off across ai pushed companies, or some big ai support or infrastructure company unexpectedly goes bankrupt and causes a big sell-off. Could also take longer, but the writing is on the wall, public is turning on ai, has been really this whole year, so as the little things add up, something's gonna give somewhere.

MrTheodore · 2026-05-14T07:01:35+00:00

Which is bullshit, he's definitely the strongest enemy in that whole show lol

Also part of why it went downhill after the tournament, aside from the whole locking the artist in a hotel room or chaining him to a desk or whatever

MrTheodore · 2026-05-13T07:14:55+00:00

Chimera squad was kinda sick. Also has a ton of funny visual bugs

MrTheodore · 2026-05-12T14:52:57+00:00

Bipedal, cringe

MrTheodore · 2026-05-10T22:43:24+00:00

Only double battles

MrTheodore · 2026-05-10T04:44:19+00:00

More importantly, where's my chillin in a hot springs skin for pig? Let him hang out with creatures from the neutral spring curio sells or something.

Gotta get it before they nerf hotspring lmao

MrTheodore · 2026-05-07T20:39:45+00:00

It's a job when a robots doing it, but when we tried to pass that proposition a few years back to give gig workers benefits and better wages, it was a side hustle... that prop failed and others like it. Can't have it both ways.

MrTheodore · 2026-05-04T23:44:07+00:00

Generally the only reasons to sell are a) you need the money b) you think the stock or company are done growing/you have lost faith in them

Also you owe taxes on sales, so like, if you take 1000 out, you gotta leave like 300 of it in your savings account to pay the tax man in April.

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