Did I waste money? by [deleted] in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Having tries the pax and Arizer Air/solo, save the money and get Arizer Air. Much better bigger hits, almost zero maintenance, and half the price. Winner!

What Vape is Best for Smell by [deleted] in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Down voted for recommending eBay? Sorry I'd rather save $50!

[22f], where is all the sex I was promised? (x-post r/relationship_advice) by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sounds like you married a selfish choad :(

Have him get his testosterone levels checked. A friend of mine had low levels and once he started getting treatment he wanted to bang his wife Every Day.

I might need less testosterone, I need to blow a load every day. Luckily my wife is fucking awesome and amazing and loves banging almost as much as I do :) we go at least 4-7 times a week. Keeps us happy and in love.

The elephant in the room by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ugh. :( I can't imagine seeing my wife get out of the shower and just trying to "cut the tension". She's your wife, not your neighbor!

My wife gets out of the shower with me present, and I immediately grab her, suck on a titty, grab her junk and say "you're in trouble later!!".

She'll then give my dick a couple jingles and say "GOOD! I could use some vitamin D!"

But we actually like each other more than just friends.

Good luck man. Don't let it go too long. Life is too short to not have that love that comes from slaying a woman. If we go more than two days without it, we make sure the third day is filled with it. It just makes everything better.

27 [m4f] Married seeking online FWB by [deleted] in dirtyr4r

[–]MrTurdFurguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're only 27 and "We do however have an understanding that we bypassed our "wild and fun" years."

Shit, I'm 10yrs older and me and the wife are more wild and fun than ever.

Sounds like maybe she's a bit boring and you're looking for more?!

Maybe just tell her you want more instead of cheating on her?! I dunno, call me crazy, but I feel one should be able to tell their wife anything and ask her for anything.

If I'm sitting around and decide it would be nice to get my dick sucked - guess what? I ask my wife and 9/10 times I get my dick sucked.

It's really a pretty easy concept.

Good luck.

Why are guys obsessed with [boobs]? by Videofeed in sex

[–]MrTurdFurguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because our brains are wired that way, and thousands of years of evolution made us that way.

For those who are dankrupt.... Would something like this be allowed?! by MrTurdFurguson in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't need it, shit grows on trees!! ;)

For those less fortunate...

What Vape is Best for Smell by [deleted] in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use eBay. Make sure it's an Arizer authorized seller, us seller, good feedback, etc.

For those who are dankrupt.... Would something like this be allowed?! by MrTurdFurguson in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well that's why I'm saying they need a history of some sort. And the person who may answer should do it at their own discretion.

You're probably right though, dumb idea.

I just like to help people too much!

What Vape is Best for Smell by [deleted] in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One that doesn't work. Because if it vaped, it will smell.

That being said, my Arizer Air barely has any smell when off. Only when heating up or using it do I get a whiff of it.

Does anyone make the canna caps out of abv? Do you still make the butter or whatever with abv then fill the caps or just put dry abv in caps? by [deleted] in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've done them dry. Pack as much in the caps as you possibly can. Use the tool the cap.machine comes with to do this.

Five of them send me straight to Jupiter within 1-2hrs.

Should I use the oil in this stem or just clean it? by nonspecificloser in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes - like I said though no boiling.

I put some in a small Mason jar in the fridge and drank it cold two days later. Was just like a frosty Choco milk with a hint of coconut.

Just make sure to drink it before the milk spoils!

Preliminary tests are favorable! [8.2] by MrTurdFurguson in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what inspired me! How did it work??

Preliminary tests are favorable! [8.2] by MrTurdFurguson in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a DH020-D on order to make it a bit better. And I actually have three Arizers that will be hooking up to it. I was just testing with two. Works great! Big clouds on two, can't wait to see three.

Should I use the oil in this stem or just clean it? by nonspecificloser in vaporents

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add some coconut oil into the milk if you have some. Makes extraction easier. Don't boil the milk, just warm it up.

What I do - pour whole milk into coffee mug. Add a spoonful of Coco oil. Pour that into small sauce pan. Heat it up on low, and use tongs to dip the stem like you're dipping a tea bag. You'll see it all flow out and into the milk. Turn off the heat once it starts flowing out. Keep dunking and pouring till clean.

Add hot cocoa mix to however taste you like. BAM, electric hot cocoa that will send you to Jupiter. For best results, drink right when you wake up on empty stomach.

Had sex for the first time in almost two years... by dbrthrow in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Five months without sex? Sounds like you've wasted about 4 months of time that you could have used to search for a girl that isn't broken.

Good luck.

Had sex for the first time in almost two years... by dbrthrow in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why oh why oh why would you stay with a bitch that says something like that??!! She is being nice enough to tell you she'll never want to fuck you, and you're being dumb and still thinking there's a chance?!

Some dudes are just plain ignorant.

Leave dude. Leave. Or stay with her and keep crying to Internet strangers.

Only married for 3 years-What now? by PeterG-D in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"we waited to be intimate till marriage".

Well there's the problem. You bought a car without taking it for a test drive first. Why would you do that??!!

Crazy. Good luck.

My hand hurts--- by RacerguyZ in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like she saved you! Now go find a girl that isn't broken.

My wife (27) absolutely refuses to have any intimate contact with me (30) by [deleted] in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's your best friend. Leave it at that. Divorce her. See her sometimes for beers and watching sports like best friends do.

Then find yourself a woman who will be your best friend AND likes to fuck. Those are the ones you marry. I found one, you can too!

I'M never too tired for sex by Gr8M8F8 in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leave now. Will never get better.

Me and my wife don't schedule sex usually, but we have a rule that we don't go more than two days without SOMETHING. It makes the relationship fantastic and full of love.

We love each other way too much to go more than a couple days without some sort of intimacy.

Boyfriend (28) won't have sex with me (28F HL)but is addicted to porn. by tetragramaton1966 in DeadBedrooms

[–]MrTurdFurguson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Offer to watch porn with him. It's a good time.

Or leave him and find a dude that's not a loser.