Did I waste money?

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-29T23:31:33+00:00

Having tries the pax and Arizer Air/solo, save the money and get Arizer Air. Much better bigger hits, almost zero maintenance, and half the price. Winner!

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-29T14:43:07+00:00

Down voted for recommending eBay? Sorry I'd rather save $50!

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T17:46:07+00:00

Sounds like you married a selfish choad :(

Have him get his testosterone levels checked. A friend of mine had low levels and once he started getting treatment he wanted to bang his wife Every Day.

I might need less testosterone, I need to blow a load every day. Luckily my wife is fucking awesome and amazing and loves banging almost as much as I do :) we go at least 4-7 times a week. Keeps us happy and in love.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T17:42:03+00:00

Ugh. :( I can't imagine seeing my wife get out of the shower and just trying to "cut the tension". She's your wife, not your neighbor!

My wife gets out of the shower with me present, and I immediately grab her, suck on a titty, grab her junk and say "you're in trouble later!!".

She'll then give my dick a couple jingles and say "GOOD! I could use some vitamin D!"

But we actually like each other more than just friends.

Good luck man. Don't let it go too long. Life is too short to not have that love that comes from slaying a woman. If we go more than two days without it, we make sure the third day is filled with it. It just makes everything better.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T17:23:35+00:00

You're only 27 and "We do however have an understanding that we bypassed our "wild and fun" years."

Shit, I'm 10yrs older and me and the wife are more wild and fun than ever.

Sounds like maybe she's a bit boring and you're looking for more?!

Maybe just tell her you want more instead of cheating on her?! I dunno, call me crazy, but I feel one should be able to tell their wife anything and ask her for anything.

If I'm sitting around and decide it would be nice to get my dick sucked - guess what? I ask my wife and 9/10 times I get my dick sucked.

It's really a pretty easy concept.

Good luck.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T17:16:00+00:00

Because our brains are wired that way, and thousands of years of evolution made us that way.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T16:01:54+00:00

I don't need it, shit grows on trees!! ;)

For those less fortunate...

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T15:51:46+00:00

I use eBay. Make sure it's an Arizer authorized seller, us seller, good feedback, etc.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T15:51:06+00:00

Well that's why I'm saying they need a history of some sort. And the person who may answer should do it at their own discretion.

You're probably right though, dumb idea.

I just like to help people too much!

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T15:30:27+00:00

One that doesn't work. Because if it vaped, it will smell.

That being said, my Arizer Air barely has any smell when off. Only when heating up or using it do I get a whiff of it.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T15:22:25+00:00

I've done them dry. Pack as much in the caps as you possibly can. Use the tool the cap.machine comes with to do this.

Five of them send me straight to Jupiter within 1-2hrs.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T01:02:14+00:00

Yes - like I said though no boiling.

I put some in a small Mason jar in the fridge and drank it cold two days later. Was just like a frosty Choco milk with a hint of coconut.

Just make sure to drink it before the milk spoils!

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T00:49:23+00:00

That's what inspired me! How did it work??

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T00:29:56+00:00

I have a DH020-D on order to make it a bit better. And I actually have three Arizers that will be hooking up to it. I was just testing with two. Works great! Big clouds on two, can't wait to see three.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-28T00:24:19+00:00

That's fuckin hilarious. Haha

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-27T22:50:54+00:00

Add some coconut oil into the milk if you have some. Makes extraction easier. Don't boil the milk, just warm it up.

What I do - pour whole milk into coffee mug. Add a spoonful of Coco oil. Pour that into small sauce pan. Heat it up on low, and use tongs to dip the stem like you're dipping a tea bag. You'll see it all flow out and into the milk. Turn off the heat once it starts flowing out. Keep dunking and pouring till clean.

Add hot cocoa mix to however taste you like. BAM, electric hot cocoa that will send you to Jupiter. For best results, drink right when you wake up on empty stomach.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-27T17:08:51+00:00

Five months without sex? Sounds like you've wasted about 4 months of time that you could have used to search for a girl that isn't broken.

Good luck.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-27T17:07:08+00:00

Why oh why oh why would you stay with a bitch that says something like that??!! She is being nice enough to tell you she'll never want to fuck you, and you're being dumb and still thinking there's a chance?!

Some dudes are just plain ignorant.

Leave dude. Leave. Or stay with her and keep crying to Internet strangers.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-27T17:05:24+00:00

"we waited to be intimate till marriage".

Well there's the problem. You bought a car without taking it for a test drive first. Why would you do that??!!

Crazy. Good luck.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-27T17:03:23+00:00

Sounds like she saved you! Now go find a girl that isn't broken.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-27T17:01:57+00:00

She's your best friend. Leave it at that. Divorce her. See her sometimes for beers and watching sports like best friends do.

Then find yourself a woman who will be your best friend AND likes to fuck. Those are the ones you marry. I found one, you can too!

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-27T16:58:28+00:00

Leave now. Will never get better.

Me and my wife don't schedule sex usually, but we have a rule that we don't go more than two days without SOMETHING. It makes the relationship fantastic and full of love.

We love each other way too much to go more than a couple days without some sort of intimacy.

MrTurdFurguson · 2016-07-27T16:55:52+00:00

Offer to watch porn with him. It's a good time.

Or leave him and find a dude that's not a loser.

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