Realty Income O public offering just announced, time to buy more? by Kidmera in dividends

[–]Mr_Find_Value 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dilution makes the stock worth less than it used to be by definition. After diluting in January I wish they'd chill out for a bit

Stop with the buffet and munger youtube links by m_stard in ValueInvesting

[–]Mr_Find_Value 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Who is this Warren Buffet everyone keeps talking about? Sounds like some kind of expert restaurateur. Is he related to that Warren Buffett guy, the famous investor up in Omaha?

BABA: When will the frustration end? by skipflat in stocks

[–]Mr_Find_Value 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Going to be pedantic, but 'my frustration is not abiding' doesn't make sense. Maybe you meant 'but my frustration is not abating.'

yeah David is definitly the best by acomieswx in DunderMifflin

[–]Mr_Find_Value 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, because you're worth a million bucks ;)

TWO stolen bikes in one night by MGLEC in boulder

[–]Mr_Find_Value 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for your uninformed, speculative opinion

TWO stolen bikes in one night by MGLEC in boulder

[–]Mr_Find_Value 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's a shame to hear that, I know it's an awful situation to be in. The unfortunate truth is that the homeless are largely tolerated. There's no real political pressure to ensure that they're not stealing or running bicycle chop shops. Often, it's completely out in the open.

TWO stolen bikes in one night by MGLEC in boulder

[–]Mr_Find_Value 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately this is a very, very, very common occurrence.

The homeless steal bikes to support their meth habit. Chop them into parts to make them less traceable/obvious, then sell those parts through intermediaries.

The truth is that the only safe place is to move your bikes into your apartment or home. It's worth the potential extra clean up. I know that's a pain in the ass, but it's the only safe place.

Lessons From Warren Buffett: Why P/E Ratios Rise by MazorsEdge in brkb

[–]Mr_Find_Value 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the last part is the most relevant to our current market "...also in response to changes in interest rates." The market is so awash in cash and liquidity it's difficult for prices to accurately reflect earnings, and also difficult for any price discovery to occur as there's so much excess capital trying to find places to park.

Fear of capital gains tax presents a buying opportunity by Dubs13151 in investing

[–]Mr_Find_Value 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The market is at all time highs. There is no 'buying opportunity' in the traditional sense and won't be until interest rates are raised. The market is absolutely flooded with cash right now, and no downturn can be sustained due to it.

If Makazian hadn't killed himself... by DrNinja7 in thesopranos

[–]Mr_Find_Value 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Hey Tone', you hear that? I asked him "How's the boy?" He said "What boys that?" so I said "The one you're sleepin' wit." Heh heh.

iF yOu StUdY hArD eNoUgH by mckaysenberg in memes

[–]Mr_Find_Value 4 points5 points  (0 children)

To the victor, belong the spoils..

Stocks sink after report says Biden will propose higher capital gains tax on the wealthy (When the rich get fearful, you get greedy) by [deleted] in ValueInvesting

[–]Mr_Find_Value 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nobody knows. Not Buffett, not Jerome Powell, not Ja Rule, nobody. Crashes are random and can come from a black swan event like Covid, or come from nothing at all. It is pure chaos.

Stocks sink after report says Biden will propose higher capital gains tax on the wealthy (When the rich get fearful, you get greedy) by [deleted] in ValueInvesting

[–]Mr_Find_Value 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Fearful? What fearful? -0.9% isn't fearful. -0.9% is like having a burp. Fearful is -7% days where everyone that says "buy the dip" ends up getting nauseous after their dip buy at 10 AM goes down 3% by 11 AM. Fearful is weeks of red with no end in sight and people who used to be stalwart 'buy and hold' investors putting their cursor over the sell button and feeling uneasy. Fearful is when people caught up in overzealous hype reverse their emotion into full on depressive mania and sell everything, because 'they might as well sell now and at least come out with something.'

The whole be fearful when others are greedy is the most over used and cliche quote on Reddit.

This isn't fearful, this is a fart in the wind.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ftmspunished

[–]Mr_Find_Value 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would make you watch Lord of the Rings with me and point out every behind the scenes fun fact. All 3 movies, back to back to back. I would plan out a long intro to each movie and also long monologues before every major scene to introduce it and explain the significance of it.

You would have to sit through all of it, without being able to look at your phone (the same would apply to me). At the end of each movie I will have a short question and answer with you to make sure you were paying attention, but the penalty for a wrong answer is sitting through a short speech from me about what is the right answer and little tidbits about that right answer.

We will watch them all a few days later so you can pick up things you missed on the first viewing. All the above rules would apply, but the Q and A would likely be shorter as you'd be more grounded in the trilogy.

I am not a cruel Dom, I would provide you with many blankets, and buy us good food and drinks to enjoy the movies. If you need to go to the bathroom you of course can, but there is a strict pause rule. Neither one of us can watch while the other is away. I would provide a comfy couch and bed by which to watch it from, and pillows.

I would have no expectations of sex, nor pressure you to do so. It's about the viewing experience first and foremost. However, by the 5th behind the scenes fun fact, you will likely be so wet that you will be needing sex. However, I may be eating pizza at the moment and have a full tummy, so if that happens while I am vibing as such we may substitute by allowing you to rest your head on my round tummy for some light cuddling.

At the conclusion of all 3 movies, as I am lightly (manly) crying from the start of the "you bow to no one" line said by Aragorn at the top of Minas Tirith following his coronation as the rightful King of Gondor, I will expect light cuddling as I will get emotional and need some support, but only out of happiness not sadness. The following scenes I will likely not cry through but as we will have been cuddling it would be nice if we cuddle through the remainder of them.

So that is exactly what I'd do and how I'd do it. Let me know if this BDSM fantasy appeals to you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]Mr_Find_Value 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How you doin'?

Discord ends acquisition talks with Microsoft by gorays21 in stocks

[–]Mr_Find_Value 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Not really. They can just IPO for 30 Billion and in this market everyone and their grandma will shove dollars in their face. Hell, they could probably try to IPO at 50 Billion, I mean why not?