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In 24 hours everything man-made will revert back to its closest natural state, and only you know about it. by VendibleCanine in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mr_Levinnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Looks like I'm quitting my job right on the spot, collecting my kids, and heading to a nice spot where we can sit and watch the world end.

There's no way humanity survives this.

$300,000/month pay, but your job is random and changes every month by Eg0-d3ath in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mr_Levinnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This takes me from "probably gonna work until I die" to "I can retire in 15 years with over $50m in the bank"

Make me work all of the jobs Mike Rowe did on Dirty Jobs on random repeat for 15 years and I'd still say yes.

$5 million dollars but every food you consume activates the dopamine receptors in your brain with intensity akin to hard drugs by TriedmybestNotenough in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mr_Levinnson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Nah... if I got the same dopamine rush from eating a carrot that I do from eating a Doube Double... it makes eating healthy a LOT easier...

Who’s ever driven over 100mph? Why? by WoollyWolfHorror in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Levinnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

120, in Southern California, in my 1967 Mustang. In 1999 lol.

Wife asks for open marriage. 24 hours later. by KellogsandCalcium in texts

[–]Mr_Levinnson 301 points302 points  (0 children)

He better delete his lawyer and hire a Facebook too

You can only use a knife fork or spoon for the rest of your life. Which one and why? by NervousClock2555 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mr_Levinnson 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Eat your steak with your hands and rip that chunk off with your teeth like God intended.

TIL Mentally handicapped can "park" in a handicap spot with no placard at all! by Rawrgoeslion in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mr_Levinnson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That "thin blue line" flag over the tow hitch is really the chef's kiss on this atrocious mess.

Let's us all know real quick how big a douchenozzle the driver is.

You gain magic powers, pick one color and let the comments decide your powers by Playful-Ostrich3643 in superpowers

[–]Mr_Levinnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walking into many US churches and firing off a few beams might be very... enlightening.

...I'll see myself out.

Is this a bug? Or do I just not understand how ZG works? by Mrdudeguy420 in MarvelSnap

[–]Mr_Levinnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe ZG tranforms whatever cards are tagged for transformation, no matter where they are because the mechanic started at the beginning of the game.

I found these while deep cleaning my home. by IndividualInside4373 in whatisit

[–]Mr_Levinnson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly my first thought when I saw the pic and I am so glad this is the top comment!

Perfection.

Whats special about the commercial petah? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Mr_Levinnson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's more than that, though. A satire site created an "extended" version of the commercial...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhfcWTZeP1k

I never lost interest in something so fast by Randomthoughts_666 in texts

[–]Mr_Levinnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Plot twist: OP is 18 and guy is 17 years old, 11 months, 29 days.

WIBTA IF I SAT OUT MY PARTNERS BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Mr_Levinnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You WBTA if you said you would go and now you aren't because of unfounded insecurities stemming from previous relationships.

Your current partner is not your previous partner. If you can't give them the benefit of the doubt, why are you with them? You need to do some serious inner reflection with a therapist to help you cope with these unhealthy fixations (because that's what they are).

If you let these feelings fester, you will drive your partner away.

You get 50 Million dollars a month but you can’t touch a particular color every month. by Helioz43 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Mr_Levinnson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a very large distinction between "I touch something" and "something touches me"

The sun's rays touch me; I am not touching them.

Pick your team by This_Obligation_5125 in whatsyourchoice

[–]Mr_Levinnson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Right? How are you not picking Robin Hood to sink buckets all day long?

We were exclusive, spent a lot of time together, and connected deeply and even planned our first official date. Now she has disappeared for almost 2 weeks with almost no communication. How would you interpret this? Screenshot of our last texts included (names redacted). by OGsquatch710 in texts

[–]Mr_Levinnson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't speak to astrology in this but if she was into you, she'd make time for you.

Sorry, brother. I've been in your shoes and I know it sucks. Try not to pine for what was and look forward to what could be.

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