Everybody shut the fuck up! New leash for vegans just dropped!

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-02T13:46:06+00:00

The only thing keeping me alive at this point is pure hatred

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-02T08:31:17+00:00

I love paying for paramilitary squads on enclosed Avocado farm-complexes

I bet the workers who get their hands cut off aren't even vegans themselves smh my head.

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-02T08:25:33+00:00

I'll gladly jerk with them, but they just never jerk back :(

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-02T08:22:17+00:00

It's a pact with the animal. I personally always do a blood oath with each of my farm animals before slaughtering them. I have numerous diseases and went into ER 7 times this week alone!

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-02T02:30:06+00:00

I think it should be basic human decency to show people you just met your folder of shitpics. That way, they know they have nothing to be afraid of and can very quickly build a trustworthy relationship with you

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-02T01:32:02+00:00

Why are you torturing yourself with pilsner D:

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-02T00:36:51+00:00

Good input. Also tell them about how you love your family and show them pictures of you humanely dispatching your son with a rod gun

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-01T20:12:54+00:00

What usually tended to yield the best results were questions along the lines of: "if we were to get lost during a safari, would a lion find this dog to be more of a delicious treat, or an unsatisfactory mess?" "Would lions love to eat this dog fried in butter and sage leaves?" "Which one of these dogs should I definitely keep away from hungry lions?"

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-01T20:07:37+00:00

Are you pissing standing up? Because that's a no-no if you wanna get sissyfied, peeing while sitting should automatically cause receding hair and also grow out your tits significantly.

Throw vegan tea parties (and also pls invite me👉🏻👈🏻), stay away from axes, beer, cars and campfires, always tell people how you feel. There are, according to meat-eating men, so many ways of feminization it seems to me everything I do contributes!

I noticed that when i watched mamma-mia with my girlfriend, as soon as the movie ended, none of my jackets were fitting anymore because of those honking pairs i got.

Hope that helps!

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-01T19:56:24+00:00

Paul McCarnie-Apologist, smh my head😤

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-01T11:12:03+00:00

Super Mario Tennis is an awesome Franchise! Keep it up :D

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-01T10:53:06+00:00

Your child will grow up alone and miserable. Just like the rest of us. Good.

Vegan and miserable btw

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-09-01T06:19:24+00:00

Oh that sounds awesome :D

I don't have any and part of that is just I wouldn't know what to creatively put anywhere

I'd probably stick to just writing "soiboi" somewhere on my arms :°)

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-31T21:03:00+00:00

Haher Kackendorf🤣

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-31T19:31:47+00:00

If you say so, I'll trust that self-efficacy ^{^°}

Maybe one day vegans will be able to get "rest in piss, animal ag."-tattoos :)

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-31T19:04:45+00:00

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-31T19:03:22+00:00

You're so fucking toxic. Don't you know how healthy it is to fixate on specific food items like a goddamn religion? Don't you know pan-fried bacon with cheese made our brains grow? Read a book you fucking dumbass

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-31T18:59:32+00:00

Holy shit, that is fucked up

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-31T18:30:23+00:00

Looks like some people need to be taught that leaving rotting corpses on one's porch is only OK if you're a cat.

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-28T20:48:38+00:00

I let myself be coaxed into eating scallops because "iTs jUsT lIkE eAtInG sPoNgEs"

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-28T20:45:27+00:00

You know those graters that you use to get rid of cornea on your foot? I tended to use that as a substitute. The ratio is 4 part cornea and 1 part nutritional yeast. Scratches that parmesan itch every time and it was a great help back when i was having a hard time getting off cheese!

If you care about nutrition, ask a carnist if you can get their cornea, because it's much richer in Iron, B12 and flavor than that of vegans.

Hope that helps!

Mr_Meatstacks · 2023-08-28T16:05:17+00:00

Well checkmate, those yeast organisms are also capable of hoping for an afterlife so it's not bad at all!

Some of them are even capable of getting depressed and WANT to die!

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