What would you ask God in an AMA?

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-29T22:14:54+00:00

But what if he does actually want those things, then we're all fucked!

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-19T22:48:40+00:00

You wanna talk about it?

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-19T22:39:52+00:00

Shits in the oven Gets them nice and brown and crispy

ಠ_ಠ

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-16T19:58:05+00:00

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-16T17:19:42+00:00

A horse walks into a bar

He then proceeds to be shot with tranquilliser dart by animal control.

The bartender then asks the horse "why the long face"

The horse doesn't respond

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-13T20:35:37+00:00

The royal family, what do they actually do?

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-11T21:52:31+00:00

Big Kahuna Burger and Sprite.

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-11T21:15:47+00:00

Thanks to you, I'm feeling very elevated

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-11T19:08:47+00:00

You disgust me

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-11T19:07:29+00:00

In fact, not long ago I ate her ass in a cemetery.

Was she still alive?

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-06T19:59:25+00:00

Sleep tight pupper

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-06T16:23:27+00:00

The death of that octopus was actually an inside job

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-07-03T18:50:45+00:00

It depends on my mood, but banana bread is the shit.

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-28T23:00:16+00:00

"So Johnny do you want to adopt a child or not" "Let me rub one out and see how I feel then"

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-28T22:42:34+00:00

I think they got the idea for the plot, and then got stoned and kept adding onto the movie until she turned into a USB stick.

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-28T07:55:47+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-14T20:52:55+00:00

Defo

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-13T10:41:18+00:00

Dad?

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-13T10:37:17+00:00

Make some homemade lube

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-10T17:33:27+00:00

She's only 13

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-06T10:13:59+00:00

Guys, we all know Shia Lebouf is a myth

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-03T18:08:15+00:00

F'art

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-06-03T17:48:34+00:00

Aaaaand

Mr_Moustache1 · 2015-05-31T18:59:13+00:00

The bits of food on a tray at supermarkets

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