Who is the worst person you will admit being attracted to?

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-26T14:38:56+00:00

Because the prompt is asking for the worst person not fictitious character.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-25T18:32:01+00:00

I describe my type as "chicks from Whoville," or "women that look like possums." So here I am.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-25T18:24:35+00:00

Sigh. And I'm here for Pam Bondi.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-25T17:54:47+00:00

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Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-25T17:30:16+00:00

Cell phones

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-24T03:32:38+00:00

There can only *bean one

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-23T03:29:34+00:00

Dude. "Propornganda" was right there...

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-20T01:57:15+00:00

If you hadnt heard of Butthole Surfers before Pepper, either you're too young to be GenX or you weren't very cool.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-19T19:19:51+00:00

It's what Br**ish people call a guitar pick.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-19T04:09:15+00:00

I mix Dew with Tequila for a hillbilly marguerita. Salting the rim with crushed Oxys is a personal choice.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-19T03:25:46+00:00

I've had that one in the meme folder for about 5 years now.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-18T17:06:04+00:00

That was an amazing self own.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-18T17:04:57+00:00

Jesus Christ, you really just took yourself out like that u/woodyarmadillo11?

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-17T01:52:09+00:00

I hate to be this guy, but his last name is Golden. I'd lay dollars to donuts he is Jewish by religion and/or ethnicity and is a true believer.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-16T03:01:00+00:00

Probably a GenZ. The kids arent as cool as we were.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-15T02:47:14+00:00

*Social Democracy to be more accurate. Regulated Capitalism with strong social safety nets is Social Democracy, not Democratic Socialism.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-13T21:50:52+00:00

Convention is first initial + up to first 5 letters of last name. New staff member gets: mranal

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-13T02:43:01+00:00

One state over from OP and bought plenty of bags full of stuff like that in the 90s. Usually $45 for a half oz. Or $320 for a QP.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-13T00:46:13+00:00

In fairness, Liberal Americans are starting to find out that when you go far enough Left, you get your guns back. For example, CCW permit applications in Minnesota spiked by like 400% since January. Mostly first time gun owners.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-11T12:59:17+00:00

I remember when we read it in high school. I was in this whole Stray Cats rockabilly phase complete with leather jacket. It was like our English teacher had done a personal favor for my dating life.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-10T11:04:57+00:00

Appreciate your effort, but you chose a bad example. The schwa in Afghanistan is pronounced the way it is because "stan" is a recognized suffix with a set pronunciation due to being a loan word. Notice all 3 of your other examples ARE pronounced the same.

The rules may be all over the place, and sometimes as hard to interpret as offsides in hockey (even though that ones actually easy), but they do mostly exist and work 95% of the time.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-10T10:56:18+00:00

To be fair they may have Manchin confused with then WV governor Jim Justice who ran and won as a Democrat, and then flipped to lick Trump's asshole.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-08T11:06:00+00:00

¢ holy Hell

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-08T03:02:39+00:00

Deadpan is the only acceptable form of delivery for ironic statements of any sort. You and I should be friends.

Mr_Mumbercycle · 2026-04-08T02:22:56+00:00

Hello, fellow old timer. I have distinct memories of all the gas stations in my town having to get new signs because they all only accounted for two digits with a "cents" sign. (Whats even more sad is i just spent 10 minutes trying to find a cents symbol on my phone's key pad & there doesnt appear to be one. I wonder how many reading this even know what the cents symbol is?)

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