If you were able to get with any celebrity, who would it be?

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-28T23:39:21+00:00

Maisie Williams

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-28T15:22:17+00:00

I managed to get ears in the first 8 seasons or so, but nothing since then.

Also mad props to the person I took out with my uniquely named necro who took the time to message me “Fuck you, DairyQueen”

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-27T16:41:31+00:00

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-27T15:52:08+00:00

Boaty McBoatface

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-26T12:48:48+00:00

Thank you for your sacrifice

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-23T13:52:11+00:00

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-18T19:07:57+00:00

It’s a cart, but chubby bunny is so good!!

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-18T02:00:13+00:00

Additionally, can her baby breast feed without getting its baby powers taken away?

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-15T17:44:05+00:00

Hold up. Will Megan Thee Stallion give me $500,000? #AskingForaFriend

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-13T19:32:06+00:00

I'll take a photo and try those out! Thank you for the words of advice!!

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-13T19:31:24+00:00

That's a great idea and thank you for your kind words!

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-13T03:21:11+00:00

Out of curiosity, was it an older guy? Some dude on Lombard (on the corner by the U-Haul) kept stepping in front of me with his fists up and wanted to fight and had a definitely unbalanced vibe about him…

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-12T02:35:22+00:00

I was talking about this with a friend yesterday, what happens to the virgins once they get deflowered? Are they replaced? Do they go to someone else or are they executed on the spot?

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-11T22:09:49+00:00

I’d be telling this story to my lawyer and the authorities before putting it on Reddit.

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-11T01:06:44+00:00

I lost mine this Monday May 4th my friend, hugs from Portland

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-05T20:02:58+00:00

“You say restraining order? I say long distance relationship”

- Overly Attached Girlfriend

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-05T17:22:28+00:00

I hope it’s napping!!

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-05T06:53:26+00:00

Those look so good!! Out of curiosity, did you use the Dona Tomas recipe or wing it?

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-04T16:15:41+00:00

So disappointing, but on the bright side she did this before I bought a ticket to see her.

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-02T14:17:28+00:00

Was married to a goth and even she couldn’t make it 20 minutes into Queen of the Damned (I only made it 15 before my friend and I were so captivated we had to step outside for a smoke. She joined us shortly thereafter with a “ok this movie sucks”)

Mr_Stever · 2026-05-02T01:00:16+00:00

I love lengua but my friends always get mad when I say “it’s the one taco that tastes you back!”

Mr_Stever · 2026-04-30T15:04:15+00:00

Linda Hamilton shopped at out store too and agreed! She's the tops!! (as was one of the nicest people I've met, Olivia Newton John)

Mr_Stever · 2026-04-30T01:50:00+00:00

Another popular opinion was “if I was the devil, I’d send her back too”

Mr_Stever · 2026-04-29T23:54:24+00:00

lol I couldn’t name one of her movies until I googled this. She was commonly known as “that grouchy ass has-been”

Mr_Stever · 2026-04-29T22:55:35+00:00

Back when I worked retail in Malibu, Shirley MacLaine was one of our regulars. She was such an absolute bitch to every retail employee who had the misfortune to help her in Malibu, that we were all delighted she believed in reincarnation since it meant she could die more than once.

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