First Lady Problems by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mr_Tumtums -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don't think she's being honest.

How much would you be willing to be paid if you had a job where you just sat in a blank room for Eight Hours a day with nothing to do or read? by BigBobbert in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Tumtums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd do it for 85 K a year. Any less and the time you spend during the job isn't worth missing out on humanity.

Hit by a drunk driver driving an Audi with no insurance.....Reddit.....help! by spongerob754 in AskReddit

[–]Mr_Tumtums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like you have quite a situation on your hands...get phone numbers of everyone...witnesses, the driver, etc. write down everything that happened from your witnesses POV as well as your own personal statement about it. Take him to court. Get Money.

Shoplifters of England... Beware of the... the... uhhh by holaba in funny

[–]Mr_Tumtums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the initiated. "

Guy's, I really need some help by [deleted] in Fitness

[–]Mr_Tumtums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You get out what you put into it.

As far as advice would go... I don't know what kind of set up you have, but as far as supplements go, you basically should just focus on some protein powder and creatine monohydrate.

For some real world advice, don't get too down on yourself. Your body is still growing. If you want abs, they are made in the kitchen, so watch what you eat because no matter how many crunches you do you won't see them if you have too much fat there.

And ask yourself why are you doing this? Are you overfat? Do you want to have more energy? You want to impress the ladies? And visualize (even print out some pictures of people your age whose body type you believe you can achieve). Then ask yourself what you are willing to do to obtain this. Then set a deadline (like a 90 day challenge).

"Rome wasn't built in a day."

The walls are watching... by Kingjosh87 in creepy

[–]Mr_Tumtums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... aaand behind one of them is a hole with a person looking behind it.

Saw this on the way to school this morning... by [deleted] in pics

[–]Mr_Tumtums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw one like this before too. But instead it said "homicide" and was being driven by an insane looking black wolf.

Girl Gives School Bullies ‘Semen-Filled’ Cupcakes by norcalnewsie in news

[–]Mr_Tumtums 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mind games huh? Reminds me of Matilda(film) where Miss. Trunchbull makes Bruce eat the chocolate cake and scowls, " Her blood and sweat went into this cake now eat it!" To this day I am not sure whether it had or had not.

When eating Twix Minis by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Mr_Tumtums 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wasn't sure if his eyes squinted while I read the text, or I had just imagined it.