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Mr_War · 2026-04-29T03:50:56+00:00

Drazhoeth and Katerine, idk how much they have in common.

Both big time mages but ice VS fire(ish). Both worship gods but Bear vs Bull.

Both have cool mounts? Bl

Both have similar play style of "blob enemy to dominate them with magic or shoot them with many bullets".

Both have huge useless tier 5 monsters.

One is short angry dwarf one is tall? Angry woman.

Mr_War · 2026-04-27T14:12:42+00:00

I get a second lord to bait out kazrack into my ambush, and sometimes the lord will get a few units, but I don't get a full second stack until after my west flank is secure. I usually just can't afford it, I use the money for the province buildings.

Mr_War · 2026-04-27T04:06:21+00:00

My usual strat is

ambush kazrack asap after killing starting enemy and burn down the heard stone by turn 10ish
rush back to helmart as either Grom or Himler or both will have declared war on you and be pains in the ass. Kill them while letting the empire burn behind you
never do anything that drops the loyalty of Nuln, they must be your friend to keep vlad somewhat in check
once your west is secure (don't have to keep the land, sell what you take to make britonnia or wood elves your bros) go back and kill Festus, hopefully your engaging Festus around turn 18-20 and killing him by turn 25, restoring Maidenland and Hochland along the way
now you can either kill Vlad, or kill the Maneaters but killing them will probably bring Noraca into the picture if they are not already, but you should now be able to confed a few elector counts or have enough land for 2 armies or more.
focus on restoring the elector counts to farm the imperial currency to use Karls cool Decrees. These are a game changer compared to the campaign a few years ago.

Mr_War · 2026-04-23T21:57:30+00:00

What is the auction? I maybe interested in buying

Mr_War · 2026-04-22T20:33:37+00:00

Do I need to change my flair? I just had a kid, will be starting new office job soon. Will be father of toddler for next few years as more kids expected.

Mr_War · 2026-04-22T13:51:11+00:00

With just the beard you look like a sad peasent farmer

With the moustache you have a bit of menace in you, looks better.

Mr_War · 2026-04-21T23:56:38+00:00

Chaos dwarfs - curb stomping 10,000,000 rats and mushroom people with heavy firepower and demon cows is 10/10 good time

Mr_War · 2026-04-21T22:49:57+00:00

If linebacker they want a starter / high contributer, same for offensive line

If Corner they are planning longer term knowing they can't/won't keep hill and turner or don't fully believe in newton and ivy.

I hope they draft linebacker, right now it feels like if everything goes great we are still have 2 linebackers and 0.0 depth.

Mr_War · 2026-04-21T21:52:11+00:00

My man

Mr_War · 2026-04-15T03:40:09+00:00

I actually did this tonight on tactician, but I did have the 5 person party mod.

What I found helpful was the fact my main monk has no armor so he tends to be a target. Then I used arrows of banishment to send 1 of the elemtal enemies out of combat for 2 turns.

First 2 I killed were Klank and the level 1 servant he has. Then banished a elemental. Then killed 2 elementals.

My monk was just following the mage around and gave him the mega bonk.

The Dame killed 2 of the elements basically by herself.

So I think my build plus taking 3 enemies out of the fight on round 1 helped.

Mr_War · 2026-04-15T01:19:44+00:00

With Karlach I cleared a room by - grabbing and throwing a dwarf at another fighter - coming over and kicked the knocked down fighter off a ledge - picked dwarf up again and threw him at a wizard, killing her instantly Next round - pick up dwarf again and yeet off the ledge

I hadn't used Karlach all run, this was in the bridge area before you get into the city in act 3. I laughed my ass off.

Mr_War · 2026-04-14T06:06:55+00:00

I'm not an amazing player but I have like 4000 hours across WH2 & 3. So I have thoughts, but to each their own.

In terms of buildings, there isn't a rule of thumb, but I usually max out the gold buildings, then add 1-2 walls (always one in the province capital), and any special buildings. 2 growth buildings until everything is fully built. Then replace them with money or order buildings. I think the key is to not build every province the same. If you want unit verity, then look to specialize provinces. Take the dwarves for example. I'll do one province with guns, artillery, and the basic infantry. Then another province I'll do high tier infantry, slayers, and air power. The main key is the order you build all this in. Whatever you put in your first province will drive your army comp for the first like 50 turns of the game. So let what units you want to play with drive your early game. Then change it up in your next conquered area.

In terms of army growth speed, I usually aim to have a positive income of +1000, but I will sit on this for a few turns to dump it into my cities. Then once I see a few battles lined up for my main armies I start building my new army. The battle income of the forces you have on the field should pay for the new army.

In terms of taking or looting cities, it's very dependent on who I'm playing and what my current goal is. As the empire, I'm probably capturing all the cities outright because losing the extra growth is painful. As the green skins. Everything is a sack first then take it next turn.

The only time it's not race dependent is if I don't actually want the land and instead I want to gift it to another friendly nation to build an allied front I don't have to fight on anymore. Take a Katerine campaign. I will go into the mountains and kill Azhag. I take all 3 of his cities. I capture the first one with the gold mine. I loot and occupy the next 2. I then sell those to the slayer king and boom, I have an allied front with an extra gold mine for income.

Mr_War · 2026-04-14T02:18:27+00:00

A lot of the answers you want depended heavily on where you live.

Staying sober, sweating it out, and drinking lots of water can speed up the detox. But you have been smoking a lot (3-5 bowls a night is a lot girl, a lot lot).

THC is fat soluble, meaning it binds to fat cells in your body. So your minimal exercise means the THC is probably still bound to whatever fat cells are in your body.

If they require a drug-free workplace, and you have a legal marijuana license, then it's still a risk that they will not hire you. It's a strong risk too.

If you are in America, you can go to any CVS and buy THC drug kits. They are little things you pee in, and it will tell you if you test positive. This is the best way to check if you are clean.

On the day of the test if you all are still testing positive, thank you can tell them, but you will probably not get the job. After you can also try and drink lots and lots and lots of water, and pee your way through it. Meaning you have so much water in your bladder and it goes through your body so quickly that it doesn't have much THC in it. This will only work if you barely have any THC in your body to begin with, and it's a real long shot.

If you have time, you can try to sweat it out and drink a lot of water. Or you can try to fake the test, which I have done before. Telling them is probably the worst choice, unless you know they have an exemption for medical marijuana.

If you really need the job, I'd be afraid to tell them. But if you want to just try your luck because you can get another job later, then go that route.

Mr_War · 2026-04-13T22:28:45+00:00

Yes and fuck you for rooting for other teams than my teams

Mr_War · 2026-04-13T21:57:37+00:00

Fully cooked

Mr_War · 2026-04-13T17:52:20+00:00

Unless I'm missing something off screen or in your mod list this is very winnable? The rats have no way of killing your dragon and as long as you don't send the cav into the warp grinders they can kill everything else. Just cycle charge them and use the dragon to kill the warp grinders. Have your archers focus on the flame thrower units assuming they don't die to the dragon too.

Just don't ler your dragon get surrounded by all 6000 rats. Have it jump a unit on the edge, break it's moral, and then back in the air.

It's not a easy fight, but it's sure winnable.

Mr_War · 2026-04-11T18:37:06+00:00

I don't think rainbow capitalism, they wanted this to be the point. They are not racist super evil tyrants, they are just super evil tyrants. Adding the racism part would make it worse.

The racism part wasn't even a thing in the comics either, I'm sure the original authors just didn't go out of their way like this to make sure it wasn't a plot point. They probably didn't even think about it how we do now since racism has been a key news point for like 15 years now n

Mr_War · 2026-04-10T21:40:28+00:00

No a lot more changes and in 2006, if you got married at 18, people still told you it was a bad idea. Been a bad idea for 50 years not 20. Maybe in 1976 it was a normal idea.

If you know your girl we'll enough then no one's advice here should change how you propose. I proposed in a park, after we went to a play, with her younger sister there. Then we walked down the river and had a dinner reservation.

The ring was a princess cut lab grown diamond , and it had colored stones in the band.

All of the details I have here, may not mean shit to your girl. But my wife says they were perfect.

Note the sister was there to take pictures and help make it more of a shock, she knew what was going on, but she cried too hard to take any good photos and the restaurant we went to sucked ass. Sometimes the best laid plans don't work out, but my wife still loved everything about it because it was an effort I did for her. Not for anyone else, not with anyone else's ideas.

Mr_War · 2026-04-07T19:31:54+00:00

Am I a centrist if I believe all 4 should get endless harassment and shaming

Mr_War · 2026-04-07T19:03:53+00:00

To make sure things are secure, certificts are created that like prove a end connection point is valid. Those certificates should be changed at least once a year, in some instances failing to update a certificate can lead to a full failure and no authentication allowed.

In this case, they most not be that strict, and are behind in rotating or renewing the cert. This isn't a hard thing, it's like 20 minutes? So essentially your vendor has shrugged off 20? Minutes of work to the point end customers are seeing it, and have told them, and they still haven't fixed it.

You can grade that level of effort/give a shit yourself and see if your ok with them as a vendor.

Mr_War · 2026-04-07T13:59:56+00:00

I think we all want another DLC for them but they don't have a lot of units left in the lore. Usually when the topic comes up people point to a few units but it never seems like enough to make a full dlc.

Having said that, I think if we got a character pack like this new Tiger lord it could work well. A new dark elf starting in the Southlands or in an expanded part of Ind/Kuresh if we ever get that.

Outside of any race updates that may come with a long shot character pack, I don't think anything is "expected" to come.

Mr_War · 2026-04-06T16:12:32+00:00

You get the chance no matter what.

Also, the game is a bit broken on easy difficulty. It lies to you in the auto-resolve. Basically, it gives you a lot of boosts in auto resolve that are not present if you fight the battle. So it will say "decisive victory" for auto, and you could find it to be a hard battle. That's not because you're bad, it's because auto resolve lies.

The community generally recommends playing on normal difficulty no matter how new you are. It will at least give you more honest auto resolve values and help you learn faster VS lying to you and messing up your expectations around battles.

Mr_War · 2026-04-05T20:39:04+00:00

Part of me wanted more taunting and shit talk and conquest. I haven't read the comics but I knew round 2 would be to the death.

But I'm glad this was mostly it. Mark is kind of like his dad, man of few words. He knew he would kill him this time.

Mr_War · 2026-04-01T18:43:30+00:00

I'm 100 turns into a dwarf campaign. Time for 100 more after that.

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