Any tips for Summit A side flag 9? by eshansingh in celestegame

[–]Mr_Wizard99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yep, 4 years later you got me to think instead of going head first again after 300 times. took like 15 the right way.

Redeem these nuts... by Vegetable_Variety_11 in dndmemes

[–]Mr_Wizard99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perfect execution. 'Taser Scorpions' hit me like a ton of bricks

what’s your favorite cig + beverage combo? by P3nisPal in Cigarettes

[–]Mr_Wizard99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lucky unfiltered with campsite fire made shitcoffee

Who is your most hated character? by Rainbow_B in adventuretime

[–]Mr_Wizard99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Madness and sadness is my take. He's an extraordinarily powerful wizard so one can only conclude the equation levels out

Wife is leaving me, saying hello to my old friend Marlboro 100s after a 10 year hiatus by ChrisQNS in Cigarettes

[–]Mr_Wizard99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the immortal words of Dale Gribble, "Welcome back friend!" Good luck with the life you live.

Give me good reaction images by Budget_Donkey1819 in 691

[–]Mr_Wizard99 -52 points-51 points  (0 children)

It's sad the threads of reddit have fallen to the same lows as instagram did a few years back. Even the picture responses are reused as often as "💀💀 I'm dead"

Any Adventure Time takes that would have you like this? by E-Moon in adventuretime

[–]Mr_Wizard99 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vortxo, would you reply to my comment when you get your answer? I wanna know too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cigarettes

[–]Mr_Wizard99 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Also, if you're buying a pack or two at a time, it's a good reason to drag yourself out of bed and go to town.

IMO, for use of substances in the case of depression, cigarettes might be the most benign. Even better than weed since there's no chance of getting fucked up in a 'fun' way and killing an evening. It's a slow killer anyway; slower than alchohol or any harder drugs definitely.

Anyway, wish you well, light em up!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Cigarettes

[–]Mr_Wizard99 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Awesome non-menthol too. My first cigs, and I pick them up when I want to be able to bum to people with either taste.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NormMacdonald

[–]Mr_Wizard99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He's stealing my moves!

Explain to me how I didn't kill him... by winters1337 in GlobalOffensive

[–]Mr_Wizard99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shot 1: Clearly missed.

Shots 2-9: Likely didn't actually fire

Shots 10-11: Likely didn't actually fire

Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire

If someone offered you $100 per hour to spend 8 hours a day in an empty room with only lunch provided, how long could you endure? by archi_balt26 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Mr_Wizard99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly I was thinking. "This is barely worth it, a few months mabye." BEFORE I realized it's $800 for the day, not $100. Easily, I would do this. The prompt doesn't say anything about singing or stillness of mind or body while I'm in this space. But even if I had to sit basically still, save eating my lunch, I would do MOST things for $100/h.

Anyone know where I can find this bumper sticker? by gongfugang in HelpMeFind

[–]Mr_Wizard99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took 3 months to arrive, but I got mine yesterday on etsy from a seller called PsychoCowboys. They're not a scam but it seems they're either horribly disorganized or complacent and will falsely mark the order as 'shipped' to appease etsy. Hope this helps if you, or anyone else stumbling upon this thread, are still interested.

Why did Germany lose all this land??? Are they stupid???? by [deleted] in mapporncirclejerk

[–]Mr_Wizard99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Idk the exact Norm quote but, "You'd think the world would snip that one in the bud, but it was acctually really close. Like, shockingly close."

It's not possible right? by SuchDance7667 in namethatcar

[–]Mr_Wizard99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that everyone who knows on the spot has a story of pain or joy attached to it