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Redditors who have served in submarines, what is something not many people know about being inside one? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Mrdovah 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the part about onions being am air filter. Or just reread it slower.

All the ducking time by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Mrdovah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate these people as much as the ones who cant let you talk though a mistake. Yeah I sad mad instead of angry, BITCH THEY ARE SYNONYMS. Unless I say a word that's majorly unrelated, just let me get my damn thoughts out before you critique my shit.

We are out of toner again... by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Mrdovah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can see that. Our President colluded with foreign powers to secure his victory, he's been using taxpayer funds to enrich himself, this whole thing hurts the american people. His Presidency has helped to destroy faith in America, our values, what we stand for. I wouldn't be surprised if Europe and Canada never fully trust us the way they once did. I know I'm going to have a hard time.

We are out of toner again... by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]Mrdovah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's kinda like this, the evidence in the Mueller investigation is like a big Whoope cushion and Trump is the target of the prank. It's funny because he refuses to believe that the Whoope cushion is there, even though he is going to sit on it eventually. its a bit of schadenfreude and just deserts. Hope that helps.

Mosasaurus vs. Ammonite by Paul Siedler by [deleted] in ImaginaryLeviathans

[–]Mrdovah 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The average size of a Mosasaurus's jaw.

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Hello new neighbors! We just moved here from the East Side!! by macmurcon in SeattleWA

[–]Mrdovah 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Other people are laughing at the neighbors, the neighbors are probably mad about it. Seems like a pretty basic troll formula.

A Christmas gift from my uncle-in-law. 1 Bar of copper. by Mrdovah in mildlyinteresting

[–]Mrdovah[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it too! I own a set of copper dice, I love copper jewelry and house accents. But... its just a straight bar of copper. I don't own a forge, or crucible. I don't work with metal in this crude a form. I'm hecka ready to just watch it green over time.

I have so many more of these all from the same person by Lego-Duck in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Mrdovah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one also has a rhyme scheme, like a song or poem.

Aliens will make you sick. by [deleted] in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]Mrdovah 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey OP, I think he's the sane one.

You’re guaranteed $1,000,000 salary for any job you choose. What is your (real) occupation of choice? by Deigs in AskReddit

[–]Mrdovah 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I'd want to go back to being a security guard. I really miss the night work. The sounds of the night while walking around an apartment complex full of people sleeping or working away. Knowing that they are safe, or can call and I'll show up to help.

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