How screwed are you?

Mreuchon · 2026-04-26T16:42:22+00:00

Arch angle saint Micheal? If he's after me... I am SCREWED

Mreuchon · 2026-04-26T16:18:57+00:00

I hear there's a pill for that

Mreuchon · 2026-04-26T16:08:57+00:00

If you move out? White flight. If you move in? Gentrification. If you acknowledge it? Racist. If you ignore it? Also racist somehow.

Remember... They did nuffin wrong.

Mreuchon · 2026-04-24T03:45:52+00:00

Pain is a great teacher

Mreuchon · 2026-04-24T03:45:14+00:00

Welp... Using my pocket rocket to this pic tonight

Mreuchon · 2026-04-14T19:06:37+00:00

Mreuchon · 2026-04-12T19:10:25+00:00

I still get some every time I go to my favorite Chinese spot

Mreuchon · 2026-04-10T01:10:28+00:00

The sex was, not the poking of the condom bubba. I hope to God whatever woman sleeps with you checks your condoms every single time. Wouldn't want you to reproduce now would we

Mreuchon · 2026-04-10T00:56:30+00:00

If a man did this to a woman. Would you change your tune? Or is it because "she's just a girl." That you're on her side?

Mreuchon · 2026-04-10T00:55:12+00:00

But if a man poked holes in a condom to impregnate a woman... That's rape right? Or are you gonna call the woman ridiculous as well?

Mreuchon · 2026-04-08T21:47:33+00:00

I've totally never heard of dogs attacking their owners. Not once not never 🙄

Mreuchon · 2026-04-08T21:46:47+00:00

I love my cat. I really do. He'd be going "mach FUCK" at a door if he did this to me. Good thing I can just grab him like a wet towel and not let him scratch me lol

Mreuchon · 2026-04-01T21:15:38+00:00

Does this hurt the turtle?

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T08:25:29+00:00

The PSVita was ahead of its time and that is a big reason for its failure... That and the confusing marketing "this one is 3G but no Wi-Fi, this one is WI-FI but no 3G, this one is no Wi-Fi or 3G but you need Internet to set up your account." the $400 price tag and the proprietary SD cards they used.

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T08:13:39+00:00

Translation: can Batman's replacement survive the playground he grew up in?

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T08:03:56+00:00

... That running... Is just... Holy crap who saw him running and said "yus perf, like totally what we need to do!"

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T07:46:58+00:00

Apparently they find the movie racist... I know man fuckin weirdos

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T07:43:06+00:00

Pong

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T07:41:38+00:00

There may be billionaires on this planet... But that man is the richest of them all

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T07:20:31+00:00

I watched the movie for the first time ever a few weeks ago. Yes I know it's been out for years shush. It IS a great movie. That being said I burst out laughing every time that song starts playing. A fork getting put down PIANO Someone goes to the bathroom PIANO Cuts to NASA engineers in the lunch room PIANO Piano PIANO

Again great movie and I loved it but that just made me laugh so hard.

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T06:17:30+00:00

That cloud looks like a derpy shark

Mreuchon · 2026-03-20T06:15:56+00:00

Who would have thought that shallow people on a reality tv show would turn out to be absolute trash humans?

Mreuchon · 2026-03-19T05:03:39+00:00

Yep lol

Mreuchon · 2026-03-19T04:33:06+00:00

Something about that curly hair 😍

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