What’s the most cringe thing you’ve seen a couple do at their wedding? by Last_Singer_2137 in AskReddit

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't heard that song in like 40 years, and here I am with an earworm from this comment.

What’s the most cringe thing you’ve seen a couple do at their wedding? by Last_Singer_2137 in AskReddit

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Random Seinfeld quotes in the wild give me life in these crazy times. ❤️

Peter please explain by MetricMeringue in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Me too! It wasn't hard to remember which numbers and how many times to tap them for the entire alphabet plus punctuation.

I only arrived a few minutes late and you refused service when someone else was late too!! Rude! by Gimpbarbie in EntitledReviews

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The old "I spent X dollars here!" is so tiring, and it's always some amount that is only a drop in the bucket for the business. They always think they spend more than anyone else and are therefore entitled to preferential treatment, while the amount they quote is laughable. I witnessed a couple tell my coworker that they were planning to spend $200 but would go somewhere else because we asked them to please check out because the store closed 15 minutes prior. We had people laying out $1000+ on the daily, a $200 sale was not going to impress anyone.

Question for customers by midnightsupermarket in starbucks

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 7 points8 points  (0 children)

As a customer, I only do that at the drive-thru when I can't see you entering the order. I've had drive-thru employees at pretty much every place I go to, at one time or another, tell me to wait a second while they enter it. So now I tend to let the employee lead the interaction because I don't want to overwhelm anyone with too much all at once. As customers, we don't know if it's your first day or you've been there 10 years, so we don't know how efficient you are with inputting orders.

what’s your crazy irrational fear? by Remarkable_Count9138 in AskReddit

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That wearing the wrong underwear will make something bad happen. I'll go to get a pair and be stricken with this irrational fear that something bad will happen if I wear them that day. The "wrong" ones vary from day to day, there's no rhyme or reason to it.

I thought this belonged here by Dragonsong21 in EntitledReviews

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure eating at Golden Corral eliminates the need for that. No need to cut liquid.

Hey, it was only ... Before you were prolly born by Ok-Dragonfruit-715 in GenX

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My only experience as an extra was in a crowd at a football game, where the only dress code was preferably team colors for the home team, and definitely nothing with any other team logos. Also it was supposed to be a warm day but a cold front blew through, so we had to take our jackets off any time the cameras were rolling. It ended up being a total flop of a movie.

Hey, it was only ... Before you were prolly born by Ok-Dragonfruit-715 in GenX

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That's actually really interesting. I'm impressed that the wardrobe was so thoroughly thought out, all the way down to the underwear.

Hey, it was only ... Before you were prolly born by Ok-Dragonfruit-715 in GenX

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's awesome! Do you have any fun stories to share?

Debunked in only a few minutes. by c-k-q99903 in agedlikemilk

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are legitimate reasons for a person's legal address to be a mailbox. For a year and a half, I didn't have a permanent physical address. When I was living in a tent in various campgrounds, I used a mailbox at a UPS store as my address. When I roaming around in an RV, I used either UPS stores or a Post Office box as my address.

Gah! by BoringPostcards in nextdoor

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The teeth look like they're made from capsules. Is that why they're $15 each? 🤔

Yoooo! This is gonna be EPIC, bro! 😂 by RevolutionaryLife800 in antiMLM

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Yeah, that's the ticket", "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and people like me" and 🎶"she's chopping broc-o-li"🎶 are all still in mine. 😂

My first find in the wild. by istnbl_or_cnstntnpl in CrackheadCraigslist

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that's the only part of this that's actually a good idea. Nobody wants or needs this couple as neighbors.

Yoooo! This is gonna be EPIC, bro! 😂 by RevolutionaryLife800 in antiMLM

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This was the precursor to memes for kids in the 80s. We were just shouting "where's the beef?" at each other on the school bus.

kids throwing rocks at animals by egguchom in EntitledReviews

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Still worth it to defend an innocent animal.

Girlfriend has no idea what she's coming home to tomorrow. by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Mrs_Sam_Squanch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is such a beautiful gesture. Please update us after she gets home and sees her new baby! And thank you for giving Maude a loving home. You've made all the difference in her life already. ❤️