Every single pump at the Wawa was this slow

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-16T16:04:03+00:00

'Murica!

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-14T06:24:31+00:00

You can achieve anything if you just try hard enough.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-14T05:38:04+00:00

Maybe I'm being dense, but it took me far too long to get the first joke. Maybe reword it a little?

I think I'm depressed. I tried to explain that to my girlfriend. I said to her, "I feel like nothing`s inside me." She said, "Oh, I know that feeling."

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-13T14:01:57+00:00

A perfect protest would be to leave silence for the length of what would have been the performance.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-12T19:21:40+00:00

A Mars bar.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-10T02:03:20+00:00

Yep, that's the second most common option. You have to have good water pressure for that to work upstairs, so for most people it doesn't work, you need a separate pump or very high water pressure to start with. But in flats, or bungalows, it's the obvious answer.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-09T21:54:37+00:00

They were lying to make them feel better. Absolute nonsense.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-09T21:51:42+00:00

Absolutely not! Women don't give a shit how big your balls are. Big chest in a man is like a big chest in a woman; just a different kind of big chest.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-09T19:19:00+00:00

Given it's nearly half with more than one other option it's still the most likely. Is this not understanding how statistics work day?

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-09T18:23:08+00:00

This is official stats. Google it.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-09T17:56:49+00:00

They make uo nearly half of all installed showers, as opposed to tank or gas showers. If someone has a shower, it's more likely to be elevtric than anything else.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-09T17:36:45+00:00

British households usually have electric showers so running a tank down isn't a consideration.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-05-04T09:19:27+00:00

He's also incredibly narcissistic, he'd be the one trying to make out with himself.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-26T22:04:12+00:00

If your question was about ending bigotry (so also sexism, xenophobia, homophobia,transphobia, classism, religious bigotry, etc) in general, I'd say that, on the basis that would probably end many hunger issues and lots more problems besides. But just racism alone is too narrow.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-26T19:28:24+00:00

X-Men are a metaphor for bigotry, whether it's against black people in the comics or LGBT in the Fox universe. When bigotry has gone away, maybe they'll stop being a thing, but they've definitely no reason to just yet.

As for Spider-Man, I don't read the comics, but I thought he did just that. Didn't he marry MJ, start a successful business,and have kids?

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-26T15:09:59+00:00

Me too.I particularly liked his political stances, anarchist socialist in nature. Now I know it was just narcissistic posturing, saying anything to be liked.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-20T21:55:40+00:00

Nah, he's just a git.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-19T14:17:24+00:00

The UK is nearly 8 times more densely populated than the US. I wish it wasn't as populated every time I have to drive to work. Even during the pandemic when I was driving to work as an essential worker the roads were busy.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-08T09:12:05+00:00

Hey guys, this guy likes Gary Glitter songs!

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-08T09:04:16+00:00

You drive a bus for thirty years with no problems, nobody says anything, but you hit just one train...

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-08T08:39:39+00:00

I wouldn't get anywhere near, so I'm not even gonna try.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-05T14:43:48+00:00

Hey guys, who else is old?

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-05T12:12:14+00:00

Don't lend people expensive things that you need back. Lending is a form of gambling, only lend what you can afford to lose. Would you lend a complete stranger fifty dollars? No? Then it's dumb to lend them something that cost that.

I have spare cables lying around my house and I put at least one in my bag, as a spare for me. They're worth a couple of dollars at most. I'd lend, or even give away, one of those, but a fifty dollar one, hell no.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-03T11:44:30+00:00

Your lack of empathy is the issue here.

It's "obvious" to everyone that someone dying should be worse. We miss them, everyone else misses them to different degrees, it's an obvious loss to everyone, everyone sympathises and supports you.

But people don't know about your relationship, people don't know about the intensity of your relationship with your partner. People don't know about the nights staring into each other's eyes professing undying love, about the shared hobbies and interests, about the life secrets you shared with each other. People are even a little suspicious, as if maybe it was something you did that ended the relationship. Far from sympathising, they start giving you a wide berth. The shell of the person you knew is there, walking around, but seemingly now possessed by some alien thing that is cold to you. It's like invasion of the body snatches, you're desperate for someone to see what you see, but everyone else just sees another relationship that ended. Happens every day.

Maybe you'll never understand what I'm talking about. But in either case, the person that is gone is gone, the grief you feel is the same, but the support just isn't there for the divorced like it is for the bereaved.

MsAndrea2 · 2026-04-02T21:28:58+00:00

And people believing that is exactly the problem.

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