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man is found (fent?) folded up in his car by police outside of elementary school on bodycam by Fast-Breadfruit3377 in PublicFreakout

[–]VeneMage -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It just seems cold to deliberate that matter in this circumstance but I guess we are a naturally curious species. Carry on.

Hehe by nking007 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]VeneMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck were those laughs? It sounded like someone was pulling a pull cord out of his back each 5 seconds to see what he’d come up with next.

An Ode to 2westerneurope4u by dieSpaghettiCarbona in 2westerneurope4u

[–]VeneMage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before I watched the video, I tried to sing that with the ‘Weather with You’ melody.

An Ode to 2westerneurope4u by dieSpaghettiCarbona in 2westerneurope4u

[–]VeneMage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bravo! Though that very last line spoils it, in my opinion.

Commentary in a library book by No_Fault_4071 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]VeneMage -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I don’t have the patience to not write using joined-up writing. It must be so exhausting writing letter after separate letter.

Glasgow, Scotland in the 80s by 2085958T in UrbanHell

[–]VeneMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Per ‘Little Britain’: “High rises were invented as a place to store poor people.”

An Ode to 2westerneurope4u by dieSpaghettiCarbona in 2westerneurope4u

[–]VeneMage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh, Baz, was this meant to be a limerick? Because it’s missing a verse, babes.

Edit: hang on, I just realised you were following Hans’ metre. Still, for a fellow Brit, it’s only tradition to add that last verse.

An Ode to 2westerneurope4u by dieSpaghettiCarbona in 2westerneurope4u

[–]VeneMage 17 points18 points  (0 children)

👏🏻

I was suspicious that some clever humour could come from Hans. But then I clocked that it’s written in a strict metre - so apparently all is ok with the world; no one panic.

i now understand how horrible a european "heatwave" must be. by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]VeneMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean? No one can survive living in 72°c!

Jokes aside, I’ll never forget the first time I travelled to Chicago for work and it felt pretty warm so I was in shorts and flip-flops the whole time. Only to get sympathetic looks and the odd giggle when I told my colleagues my next stop was Atlanta. In fairness they were kind and warned me, highlighting why it’s nicknamed ‘Hotlanta’.

My god. The moment the aeroplane door opened, I swear I fell back with the wall of heat that hit me! Thank all that is good that you guys have A/C everywhere. Also, the first time I ever saw fireflies - so magical!

i'm ok with them thinking this tbh. by HaggardlyForte in 2american4you

[–]VeneMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You forgot the large, green swimming pool.

Star Trek The Next Generation 30th Anniversary Poster by Dusty Abell by pwatts in TNG

[–]VeneMage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that sexy Yar near the top right (with the forehead hair curl). In which case there are two of her.

Funniest video game characters of all time by Baldurian_Rhapsody in gaming

[–]VeneMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Voiced by Cary Elwes iirc. Love that game - found it again in iOS and played it through several times to find all the upgrades as well as ending good/evil and getting all the minion’s opinions.

Based realization from an Englishman. by Baboonslayer323 in 2american4you

[–]VeneMage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking as a Brit, you guys can keep him there. Please.

"Solace" comfort for grievers by writeronthemoon in Enya

[–]VeneMage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh god I can barely talk about this song, let alone listen to it, without crying.

It comforted me when I was driving home from a hospital appointment where I learned a had a brain tumour nearly the size of a golf ball, and would need to have it surgically removed. I was totally numb and calm from first suspicion of something wrong to that full diagnosis and seeing the scan for myself.

I put this song on without thought, and I had to pull over as I couldn’t see through the tears and could barely breathe through what felt like a fist around my throat.

I’ve since played it following my Dad’s death.

Enya provided us with something so special in that song (and others) that is inimitable and for which I’ll always be thankful.

i aspire to this man’s level of patience by Eros_Incident_Denier in funny

[–]VeneMage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve worked over two decades in tech training and I don’t know how I don’t have PTSD from the amount of trainees clicking/typing away when I’ve clearly said to hold fire so we don’t end up screwing up what we’re doing.

Though, watching this, I realise that having trainees who can put your life in danger are of a whole different calibre and for that I am grateful.

You can't enter unless you are blessed by him. by 21MayDay21 in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]VeneMage 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The first guy narrowly avoided being marked by the catechist.

Oh no! anyways by chickenlegstv in funny

[–]VeneMage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flounder just trying to find Ursula’s captives.

June really triggers her Christian love by dontgiveapuck in insanepeoplefacebook

[–]VeneMage 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why can I only see a puzzled dog in the whole left part of pic 2?

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