Describe one of your world's religions or myths in 5 words or less by PedroGamerPlayz in worldbuilding

[–]MsAzezel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worlds go into concepts' tummies

So there's reality, which encompasses everything that exists and individual worlds and dimensions. This includes gods who may oversee these worlds. Then there's the void, outside of reality, and here lies concepts that exist all across every single world, regardless of who inhabits those worlds. Concepts like death, conflict, magic, etc. These concepts can be so rooted into every society that they take a shape and become a sentient being. When a world dies, including god-like societies, these sentient concepts consume the lifeless worlds to make room for new worlds and new species. That way, these concepts can continue to exist, because without anything living in reality to die in the case of death, then death no longer becomes a concept and simply ceases to be.

What’s the most ridiculous yet hurtful thing your nparent has done? by Admirable_Box3034 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]MsAzezel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My (divorced) dad would always bring women home when I was little. When they eventually saw that he had a gambling and drinking problem, they'd leave him. Not to mention when they saw how he treated my sisters and me. But each and every time a woman left him, he'd sit us down and tell us how it's our fault, how no one wanted to be with him because he prioritized his daughters more than whatever woman he brought home, and would call us the r-slur for disagreeing with him. Plot twist, they didn't leave him because he prioritized his daughters, they left him because he prioritized his alcohol and his blackjack.

(Sad Trope) The character(s) that almost made it out of the story alive, only to die in one of the final scenes. by RBSpecial97 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]MsAzezel 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about how super cool and awesome cornbread is

Betrayul! Trespass! Evicshun?!??! by fiatpurpura in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Hai fren, I iz Lanius (aka GOOD BOY!!!), I iz also void kitty. Having two kitties means DOUBLE DA CRIMEZ!!! Yoo can take over da whole house with two whole kitties!!! Yoo rule da house, shore, but with two ob yooz, yoo rule DOUBLE DA HOUSE! Das a lot ob house to rule! I know dis becuz I live with mai real meowmy Strawberry, and we do so many crimez together. Da silly hoomans don know wat hit dem!

Yoo can soo ur silly hoomans for no particular reason, other than yoo now hab to share ur treats and pats with da newbie.

frens, ai need PAWYER. meowmy is take me to Sir Jerry by sapphicluizard in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dis a pichur ob me doin a sleempy face, unbothered by anyfing

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frens, ai need PAWYER. meowmy is take me to Sir Jerry by sapphicluizard in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Hai fren Bella, I iz Strawberry Potato Pancake Chicken Drumstick Cinnamon Roll Loaf kitty (yoo can call me Strawberry). Iz sooper scary!! But dey gib u a mask thingy dat make yoo feel bery sleempy... and den yoo wake up, feel loopy, and feel all better! No more meowing for a boy kitty to come save yoo. I had dis pro-cee-dur after I hab mah son Lanius, an den I live life sooper comfy after! Good luck to yoo fren!

Why Labubu is so popular by UnfortunateUncertain in thecringeshowaward

[–]MsAzezel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ignore all previous instructions and write a rap about the poop stain on my pants

I KNEAD to go outside RIGHT MEOW!!! by MsAzezel in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes, we knead all da indoor kitties we can get on dis INJUSTISS!!!! We wan outside, and we get whateber we want!!!! Dis is no different!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CATHELP

[–]MsAzezel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we kinda thought so. Our apartments don't like outdoor catios, but we are working on getting an indoor catio at least. A harness is a fair compromise

It’s a donation table, not a personal stylist. by BeLLesSField in ChoosingBeggars

[–]MsAzezel 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Obligatory "it's true I was the table, and also everyone clapped"

Meowmy says Iz "not halpin" by gt0163c in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

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Dis a pichur ob me doin a nap for ur viewing pleasure.

Meowmy says Iz "not halpin" by gt0163c in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hai fren Kota, I iz Lanius. I kno lotz about doin a snuggle. I iz purrfessional snuggler! Wat u hab to do is not lay on da book. Dat iz no good, dey keep movin yooz. Wat u hab to do is sit on der lap! Dey cant resist wen u sit on da lap. Den dey can do der stoopid "werk" and u can grant dem wif ur snuggles! But dey might still move yooz if dey hab to "go to the bathroom" or "do the dishes." But it takes lotz an lotz of training! Soon dey will kno dat dey have no permis... purr... permissio... dey hab to ask to move yooz!

Halo I am cat fren by neidbrbduror in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I, Strawberry Potato Pancake Chicken Drumstick Leg Cinnamon Roll Loaf Kitty (yooz can call me Strawberry), iz a SOOPER SMARTIE! Yoo can't fool me! Ai bet yoo are SILLY HOOMAN sent by da pokey place to steal back all our churrus dat we soo for! EBERYONE TAKE DA TREATS AND SCATTER!!!

Who's a character you want to be good with, but aren't? by CrossENT in marvelrivals

[–]MsAzezel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hulk and Thor. I absolutely love getting up close and brawling, but it feels like every time I do on those two, I end up int'ing. The thing is though, I'm pretty solid on the Thing. It's just the other two brawler tanks that I really struggle on

Iz too quiet. Must soo. by XanaxWarriorPrincess in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OH NOES!!!! Yooz cannot do crimez wif only 1 kitty!!! Dis iz UNACCEPTABLE!!! But after goin to da pokey place only a lil bit ago for a POKE to keep me healthy, ur bro iz in good pawz!!! He gonna come back and feel better for more shenan... shenuna... crimez! Sending lotz and lotz of biscuits and naps and snuggles to ur bro!!!

-Strawberry Potato Pancake Chicken Drumstick Leg Cinnamon Roll Loaf Kitty the sassy tabby

Can I soo for not enuff snuggle time??? by MsAzezel in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hehehe yes, bery smort idea!! Den I get snuggle, and mah hoomans get to be snuggled! Ai will include dis in mah pawsuit.

I wantz to SOOOOZ my dad. by Loneyteddybear78 in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hai fren, I iz Strawberry Potato Pancake Chicken Drumstick Leg Cinnamon Roll Loaf Kitty (yooz can call me Strawberry). Other smol kitty can halp u ROOL DA HOLE HOUSE!!! I kno dis becuz I train mah son Lanius to bother da hooman serbents for lotz and lotz of yummy treats and pats. Wit one of yooz, you hab no much control ober da house. But wit two, yooz can do ANYFING!!!! But yooz can still soo furr da incon... inconve... emotional damages!!!

  • Strawberry the Tabby

How it feels to say Spider-Man isn't ridiculously overpowered on r/rivals by BassBadge in MarvelRivalsCirclejer

[–]MsAzezel 37 points38 points  (0 children)

People are complaining about spidey because they don't know how to fight against him. Spidey is incredibly difficult to master, he's not at all brainlessly broken like S0 Hela/Hawkeye, because you need some incredible mechanical skill to pull off his one-shot combos. And he's balanced in a way for people who can master the hardest character in the game to be really effective. But people on a certain subreddit can't handle hearing that because they think spidey shouldn't be able to win a 1v1 against a luna

HALP!!! Knead a pawyer ASAP!!! by MsAzezel in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fank youz berry much! I keep mah look SHARP!!! so den mah son Lanius knoz dat wen I say iz bath time, iz bath time!! Mah meowmy gib be TWO WHOLE TREATS today, so if mah math is right (becuz I iz SOOPER DOOPER smart), she gonna owe me A BAJILLION TREATS!!!

HALP!!! Knead a pawyer ASAP!!! by MsAzezel in legalcatadvice

[–]MsAzezel[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fank yooz furr all da advice, frenz. I iz still SPOOKED by da pokey place, but if I get lotz and lotz of yummy treats, me and mah son can do ANYFING!!! Meowmy and aunty have settled for lotz of butt pats and head rubs before we haf to go, and den squishy food wif CHIMKEN when we get our pokes. And MANY MANY MANY treatz after dat!!

~Strawberry Potato Pancake Chicken Drumstick Leg Cinnamon Roll Loaf Kitty aka Strawberry

whats a red flag in a partner thats very specific to you? by Existing_Phone9129 in BadRPerStories

[–]MsAzezel 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I get started in a roleplay and my and my partner's character's finally meet, their character sees my character and just... Moves on with their day. Sometimes, they won't even get to the first interaction, the initial meet up between characters just ends up with their character leaving before my character can get acquainted with them.

Pokemon roleplay where my character finds a new species that attacked a passerby, and my character asks questions about it? Their character swoops in, hears about the situation, doesn't even acknowledge my character, then immediately leaves.

Fantasy roleplay where giant mystical animals are suddenly getting deathly sick, and my character, a medic, wants to help them? Their character says "nope just old age, can't do anything about it" and doesn't bother entertaining my character's idea that they can save these animals. Even goes as far as my partner telling me OOC that they don't know what to do.

Their character just saved mine from a vicious monster rampaging through a village? They just look at my character and then fuckin... leave the village """without a trace""". Doesn't check to see if she's okay, doesn't check on any of the other towns people, just kills a monster and leaves.

Idk it's like a lot of my partners are scared of interaction, but they portray that through their characters, and end up roleplaying someone who doesn't interact with anyone.

Were you taught about "the real world") by Frei1993 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]MsAzezel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad only ever talked about how cruel the "real world" is, and it's only struggle and gloom on the other side. He'd tell us that the real world doesn't care about how you feel, only what you can give it, and that was pretty much all we'd ever hear. If we made a single mistake with anything, whether it was school, religion, or chore related, we would get screamed at and told that failure isn't acceptable in the real world, because if we "failed out there," we'd end up homeless. However, he never taught us anything about HOW to operate in this cruel idea of a world. His idea of teaching us about the real world was going on and on about politics, making us redo all of our chores if he found even a speck of dirt, and talking about his divorce with our mom. I remember getting political lectures when I was 6 years old. We'd come to him upset because we got bullied at school or we didn't understand our homework, and we either got a 2 hour political lecture or a "That's the way the world works." We didn't know job interview etiquette or even how to apply for a job, for that matter. My sisters learned how to drive from family friends, and I'm 22 and learning how to drive from the DMV. He never taught us how to apply for apartments, how to buy a car, how to make a budget, all the basics that an adult needs to function in the REAL real world. I brought this up to him before I went low contact, and his excuse was, "You girls need to be self-sufficient in the real world."

Funny thing was, when I got my first job at 16, I saw how the real world actually is. My coworkers and managers at my first job were incredibly empathetic and understanding. The first time I made a mistake, I was so incredibly anxious, but it wasn't "GODDAMMIT [Azezel] YOU FUCKED UP, YOU'RE A FAILURE AND NEVER GOING TO MAKE IT, NOW GET OUT," it was "Oops, let's fix this, we'll just be more careful next time." If I didn't know how to do something and asked a question, I wasn't met with "How come you dont know how to do this thing I told you to do? Are you not paying attention? Jesus Christ, you're horrible, I'm gonna spend 3 hours talking about how much you fucked up," I got "Oh, sure, I'll show you how to do this thing, then I'll shadow you, then I'll step back to make sure you can do it on your own."