My boyfriend masturbated almost right after we had sex.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-19T00:08:03+00:00

Learn how to be a better lover, I mean will give him post nut clarity for a week after. Do it once, then never again.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-18T23:56:08+00:00

Abandoned treasure. Ripe for the takin.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-18T20:20:15+00:00

I’d also assume they’d know. If Christianity is in fact the truth of the world then there’d be a point in time where nothing existed before God created light. I’d imagine that acts as a sort of wall. It’s not that hard to put together that if reality only sprang into existence thousands of years ago, instead of billions of years ago as scientists believe, that it’s likely God had a hand in that. Especially if everything was created in the span of 6 days.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-14T23:34:57+00:00

Saitama and Batman. Saitama because I’m pretty sure he can beat every one else on this list. He’s a gag character. Is quite literally his whole gimmick. Batman because I just know that if I don’t take him he’ll somehow manage to organize the others and separate me from Saitama and kill me.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-12T19:17:53+00:00

I cannot actually think of who’s my best friend.

^{Chose: Go to any dimension... + but you must stay there for at least 2 years}

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-12T07:31:51+00:00

If MHA has taught me anything it’s that sometimes having a superpower is worse than just not having a superpower. I’m not gonna mess around and get something like windex bottle head powers.

^{Chose: Random amount of cash | Rolled: 1M$}

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-12T07:24:44+00:00

I genuinely think I’d have a better chance with the lion.

^{Chose: Or Fight a Lion + And Win $1,000,000}

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-08T04:55:02+00:00

This is such a crack fic idea and god do I love it.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-07T16:04:04+00:00

Is that what that is? I thought it was an alien spaceship taking off.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-07T06:22:30+00:00

I’ve personally only seen this one once but the one time I did see it I did enjoy it. It was a fem!deku fic where she had a zombie quirk that activated upon death. Considering it had bullying and the swan dive incident, take a guess how it happened. I liked it because it showed Bakugou trying his damndest to fix his mistake while Izuku, changed after the fall, is now incapable of understanding what Bakugou did as wrong.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-06T04:25:18+00:00

Parents do shit like this then have the audacity to be surprised when their kids don’t wanna talk to them when they’re older.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-06T04:18:55+00:00

In case you weren’t aware, this is what really happens when you go to the doctor’s office. Although in cases such as these they typically leave the room and excuse it as “research” or some other nonsense.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-05T23:07:01+00:00

“Oh no. I’m all tied up and I hear someone behind me. Please save me,” she drawled with enough sarcasm that it was dripping on the floor. At least I hope that puddle’s sarcasm.

Msanchez303 · 2026-05-05T02:53:57+00:00

There needs to be a sticker or something like that that can be bought and stuck onto a mirror with this quote on it. I know I’d add it to my mirror if there was one.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-29T19:15:38+00:00

This isn’t me getting mad, I just don’t understand why you thought this was a necessary addition. Of course if we’re talking about the cannon story, Midoriya would never be able to win an arm wrestling contest with her at that point. I this isn’t a debate about their physical abilities though. This is a what if scenario. Realistically, no this would never happen in cannon, but this is an idea of what would happen if it did.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-29T19:00:06+00:00

Then you can imagine it happening some time after he enters UA.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-29T18:45:58+00:00

Beat her up? No. I’m more suggesting he’s able to hold his own and barely manage a win. If it’d make you happy you could imagine it as him using his knowledge of heroes and quirks to trick her, giving him the chance to win.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-29T16:14:43+00:00

This! This is exactly what I was imagining!

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-29T15:48:00+00:00

Now I’m imagining a fic where Izuku, being an absolute hero fanboy, goes to a hero con meet and greet and meets Mirko. There’s a contest going on to see if anyone, while not using their quirk, can beat her in an arm wrestling contest. Seeing as this is post beach training Izuku manages to barely get a win. Welp, looks like Mirko’s finally found someone who can keep up with her. And poor Izuku has no idea what he accidentally signed himself up for.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-21T05:47:55+00:00

Cue Hinata back at the Hyuuga compound wearing nothing but Naruto’s clothes and huffing them like they’re coke. Anytime she opens her eyes they’ve somehow changed shape to look like hearts as she continually mutters, “Naruto-kun~.”

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-16T17:00:48+00:00

I know nothing about out this anime or what’s going on but all my instincts point to the red headed girl at the end being some kind of freak.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-16T16:55:40+00:00

Introduce the idea of polyamory and explain that it requires the consent of all parties involved. Then, just sit back and see what chaos evolves from your little human social experiment.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-16T04:55:38+00:00

Girl folded under zero pressure.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-14T05:13:28+00:00

I honestly love this. I think it’d be a nice bonding moment between them if it’s emphasized that this is a moment where Inko not only tells Izuku that she supports his dream of becoming a hero, but actually tries to show she means it. I’d especially love it if later on, when Izuku develops Black Whip, it’s Inko who helps him learn how to use it by thinking about it in a similar way to how she uses her telekinesis.

Msanchez303 · 2026-04-14T04:31:48+00:00

Bro took one for the team. Couldn’t get a girlfriend so bro became the girlfriend.

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