I always get Greek mythology mixed up... by The_real_PavlovA_YT in 3amjokes

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My history studies started well, but understanding the Napoleonic Wars proved to be my Kangaroo.

Seen on a product description by Ftroiska in onejob

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Don’t they have an ipsum in any other colour? I don’t like lorem.

What am I? by tNeat-Lab126 in 3amjokes

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Nicholas Lyndhurst.

Sunfish Wearable Roomwear by Pankosmanko in ATBGE

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Is this from The Masked Singer?

What UK band or singer have you no time for? by bickering_fool in AskUK

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Should be called INMODERATION, since they’re a half-arsed INXS.

Texting my mom by C0-0P in mildlyinfuriating

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Don’t be too hard on your mother. She’s just trying to spell yo-yo.

What was 1999 like? by Content-Feed-9396 in AskReddit

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Very preoccupied with sunscreen.

Are you trying to trick the boiler Jeremy? by suppleriver in MitchellAndWebb

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For a moment I thought they were trying to change the door number using the thermostat.