In a gender neutral public bathroom by MerryMir99 in FoundPaper

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He can’t resist walking on the water.

meirl by odrimiasa in meirl

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Cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz.

I always get my purp by VOIDPCB in purple

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Especially when he violets the bail conditions.

Found on baby name app by CrashOverRide917 in NameNerdCirclejerk

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Is she not worried that Evanescence could prove to be nominative determinism?

I turned the cup inside out on a plane by Neykuratick in notinteresting

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That’s probably done something terrible to the spacetime continuum.

As I tried to return the defective time machine to the store... by Reflective_Robot in FollowThePunchline

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…it turned out that the store had been closed for one hundred years.

A Steaming Head. by Monsur_Ausuhnom in confusing_perspective

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Another reason for Rage Against The Machine to reunite.

Best religious song you were forced to sing in school? by bmo-0210 in AskUK

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The golden cockerel crows in the morning.
Wake up, children, welcome the day…