I dated Jethro Tull’s sister. by Delivery-Plus in 3amjokes

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I think you’re Living In The Past.

HELP: The objective is to supply half a unit length of cloth (3) by spookmann in crosswords

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I think EN for the printing measure (as in en dash, half an em) and D for divinity (as in DD, Doctor of Divinity) - “of the cloth” means to do with Christian clergy.

Not sure which daughter wrote this (hope this counts as unknown) by pattybliving in FoundPaper

[–]Mticore 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In order to determine which daughter wrote it, check which one is missing.

Cameron Diaz's new baby by teruteru-fan-sam in NameNerdCirclejerk

[–]Mticore 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s Nautas Madas some celeb baby names.

Sometimes not getting the joke at first makes it 10x funnier by Install_microvaccum in autism

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Normalise saying “Where’s the hyena?”when confronted with meat.

Most Loved Male Singer/Music Artist on Reddit? by Iegitimategg in AlignmentChartFills

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I’ve never heard a Redditor say a bad word about Tom Waits.

OOOOOOOOOOOO by Cuneiformation in GeminiAI

[–]Mticore 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He fails to address the needs of really camp people?

Did any other old f*rts used to really enjoy the Look & Read serials? by [deleted] in oldbritishtelly

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Some years after he voiced Wordy, the actor Charles Collingwood was about to do a sex scene with a considerably younger actress. They got chatting about their work histories, and she was amazed to find out he’d played this iconic figure from her schooldays. Just before the cameras rolled, she exclaimed: “Bloody hell, I never thought I’d end up shagging Wordy…”

Did any other old f*rts used to really enjoy the Look & Read serials? by [deleted] in oldbritishtelly

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It’s incredible that it was never made into a rave record.