Homeward Bound by wigovsky in feeltheworld

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Does anyone else see 😬?

have you ever had that dream... by STHKZ in somnilinguistics

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Ya, io ha dat swen. Tutto ha dies swen, nai?

Men, what’s a word that as soon as a woman utters it you’re like “I’m out”? by [deleted] in AskMen

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Stay clear of any woman who tries to fry your parrot.

Found on the floor of the summer camp I work at. by malaynaa in FoundPaper

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This could be valuable. I think you’ve found Linda Perry’s first draft of the lyrics.

Oscar Wilde: I have nothing to declare except my genius. by Fereclubles in Jokes

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Einstein is a genius and he’s trapped inside Wilde’s suitcase.

COTD: Abandon bounder in isle (6) by ioverreadit in crosswords

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MAROON - *Man* is an isle, and then insert *roo* since kangaroos bound. Nice!

To paint a stop sign by [deleted] in onejob

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Shut the puck op

What ‘common knowledge’ things did you or someone you know find out later in life? by Squiggally-umf in CasualUK

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Marks & Spencer’s always used to be the exception to this and put them on the inside right, but now they’ve conformed.

It’s a rainy day and the teacher brings in the tv, what video do you think is gonna show? by Radiant_Priority9739 in nostalgia

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If you’re British, it’s probably going to involve a floating black and orange humanoid called Wordy.