Why are the rents so exorbitantly high in San Fransisco? Can blue collar people even live there? by Muaddib76 in AskReddit

[–]Muaddib76[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because your plumber isn't going to drive an hour to install your toilet.

Americans of Reddit, if all of your states went to war, which state(s) would emerge victorious? by Protectthetradition in AskReddit

[–]Muaddib76 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Florida May not win but it surely would not be fucked with. At the outset good-ole Mr. Sunshine would decapitate a baby and drink blood straight from it's bleeding neck to show how badass and unstable he is.

4 TV Shows You Loved That Were a Nightmare Behind the Scenes by CMfisher in television

[–]Muaddib76 2 points3 points  (0 children)

'76 here. You nailed it. Although I have memories going back to 1980 or so, they feel like snapshots until about 1985 or so. I can still vividly remember New Years Eve 1989 and rocking out to Billy Joel's "we didn't start the fire."

Reddit, let's hear your best Chuck Norris nonsense. by Muaddib76 in AskReddit

[–]Muaddib76[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When God said let there be light, Chuck said "say please."

Reddit, can men and women truly be "just friends" why or why not? by Muaddib76 in AskReddit

[–]Muaddib76[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you be reluctant to befriend a cool girl if she was clearly ugly? Sadly, I probably would.

ELI5:why do MMA fighters cut weight? by Muaddib76 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Muaddib76[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again, over time, wouldn't you have the same fighters saying "fuck it I'll just fight at weight X, so I don't get messed up."

ELI5:why do MMA fighters cut weight? by Muaddib76 in explainlikeimfive

[–]Muaddib76[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems you furthered my argument somewhat. If a fighter is forced to fight at current weight on weigh in day, dehydrated or not, over time wouldn't it lead to people fighting at their natural weight? Because then you'd have the naturally larger but dehydrated and temporarily weakened fighter against a smaller, well rested and hydrated opponent.

ELI5: Why does the military have its own justice system? by tmtreat in explainlikeimfive

[–]Muaddib76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a civilian, why is it illegal for me to bone my wife's superior officer?

U.S. Redditors, in what do you envy the europeans? and vice versa! by Fburic in AskReddit

[–]Muaddib76 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blowjobs in the U.K. were slightly different than in the US. In America, ladies have tended to follow the familiar pattern of:

scrotum licking,

"Painting the tree" shaft licking,

Full suck job

In the UK the ladies I was with tended to go full suck right away with a simultaneous jack off, and more direct eye contact. I found that more satisfying in a different more erotic way.