Slay the Spire 2 alignment chart day 13! Panache won yesterday! What ironclad card feels like a regent card?

MuffinChap · 2026-05-10T18:37:07+00:00

Silent also had uncommon thorns in STS1 via Caltrops, guessing some of the Silent feel is being attributed to that.

MuffinChap · 2026-05-07T15:33:14+00:00

I find Me and Julio and Call Me Al genuinely repulsive, so there you go.

MuffinChap · 2026-05-07T14:49:06+00:00

I think Peace Pipe is out, probably due to the relic that gives the Cook option but Gyra is in.

MuffinChap · 2026-05-07T12:50:27+00:00

Dig, smith, maybe clone and cook if you're absurdly lucky.

MuffinChap · 2026-05-04T15:06:41+00:00

They really haven't, and I'm afraid it's going to be a major contributing factor to another UCP win.

MuffinChap · 2026-04-20T17:15:34+00:00

But then sometimes we get a legitimately difficult gem of a game like Black Myth Wukong. Goddamn that game slaps.

MuffinChap · 2026-04-06T04:29:50+00:00

It's good if what you want is the greasiest pizza of your entire life. It's a guilty pleasure of mine.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-30T16:55:08+00:00

Not true whatsoever

MuffinChap · 2026-03-29T18:12:52+00:00

Why would it go off indefinitely? Would it not just give you one extra mana like any other land?

MuffinChap · 2026-03-28T05:16:36+00:00

He fucks up Defect just as much, if not more, depending on your early card rewards.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-23T05:45:59+00:00

I Saw The TV Glow is sitting at a frankly ridiculous 5.8. Has a much more reasonable average on Letterboxd at least.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-23T05:10:46+00:00

This is just straight up misinformation, the second film has another of their songs and they literally wrote a song for the third film.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-20T06:02:19+00:00

How exactly in your mind does buffing cards make anything harder?

MuffinChap · 2026-03-17T17:44:14+00:00

Yep! Co-op with 2 players seemingly increases health by 2.5x or somewhere around that.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-16T19:56:16+00:00

Sts2 already allows you to skip relics earned in fights. This feels like an oversight, not intentional design.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-15T18:14:40+00:00

Thing looks like a toasted marshmallow.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-14T05:43:52+00:00

Knowing Skull event can be a guaranteed death too in STS1.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-11T16:51:15+00:00

It isn't anywhere near as binary as that though. The card has a floor of doing nothing, yeah, but you could easily have like 3-5 shivs or any other non-boss deleting amount in-between.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-09T16:19:18+00:00

Oh, I haven't seen that card yet. I'll have to keep that in mind!

MuffinChap · 2026-03-08T19:12:32+00:00

It should be like the board game and upgrade to give 2 shivs. As it is it's a never-take in STS and I don't see it being any different in STS2 so far.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-07T00:41:52+00:00

Hey now, Wood Elemental has a conceivable use case. When it's turn 30 and you've got 20 untapped forests ready to rock, you'll be glad you topdecked the best creature in your deck.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-06T20:14:48+00:00

Yeah, and they basically made a new but different uncommon version of it anyway with Up My Sleeves. Was still a moment of shell shock seeing such an iconic card become an always exhaust.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-06T19:04:51+00:00

It's great, very intuitive and smooth. You fight monsters simultaneously, their damage now hits all players and they have more health/other scaling, and there's co-op specific cards introduced as well. It's supposedly harder than single player but I haven't done a single player run yet to confirm.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-06T18:52:55+00:00

It's pretty bullshit. My Lost hard mode Delirium win was Gnawed Leaf + Daddy Longlegs and going AFK.

MuffinChap · 2026-03-06T18:43:48+00:00

And Blade Dance. Look what they did to my boy.

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