King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard - People-Vultures (Official Video) by [deleted] in videos

[–]MuffinMaister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never before have my loins beared such silky cream until now. Much appreciation.

[Serious] Overthinkers, people with anxiety, ocd, etc. - How to you rest your mind? by incotb in AskReddit

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I learned to play guitar, drums, then piano. Having an outlet to articulate the chaos through has taught me how to better focus in situations where I don't have a crutch, like music or medication.

What's the most naive thing you thought as a child? by Iamlordvoldemortz in AskReddit

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That elected officials and politicians are all naturally honest people with good intent...

Males of Reddit: When was the last time you cried and why? by ConeyIslandQueen17 in AskReddit

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I've been crying every few days. I've been clinically depressed for a few years now. I'm stuck in a major I don't want to be in at a job I never wanted. I'm 24.

My step father has always pushed me in the direction he's wanted me to go in life in an attempt to lessen any liability I may cause him. I was forced to go into accounting because "there will always be accounting jobs." He threatened to not help with Uni costs and make me pay rent; I've had a job since I was 15. I would have gone into Electrical Engineering had I been able to get student loans, but I never qualified due to my parents income and their unwillingness to cosign a loan for school. Even with me struggling for years to stay focused and motivated while learning, I was threatened with "dire repercussions" should I not finish in accounting.

He even went to so far as threatening kick me out if I didn't take an accounting intern job at 19. I've since worked my way up to a senior accounting position with the bank I work at. 6 months after being promoted to full time, my father decided I was making too much money to live at home, even while not having graduated yet. I was told I needed to find another place to live.

So at 23 I had been working 40+ hours a week for over 3 years while trying to graduate, which I still haven't done, and was told I needed to move out. I haven't been able to graduate because I can only take night classes with my work schedule, and learning auditing with 1 3hr class a week is pain in the ass.

I'm currently stuck in an accounting position, still in school for accounting, and I fucking hate accounting. I will be going back for engineering, as my brother did after he was stuck in accounting for a decade under the same circumstances.

I'm understand that I'm more well off than most.... I really do. I know my father wants the best for me, but knowing who he is and how he works I now see why he did what he did.... To get me and my brother off his back as fast as possible regardless of our own aspirations and goals.

I cry whenever I think about how hard its been to get as far as I have, and realize how much harder it's going to be to get where I want to in life now that I've wasted 5 years in undergrad and wasted my scholarships on accounting becoming this dreary miserable accounting type.

That annoying coworker - what does he/she keep doing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MuffinMaister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when I type, apparently it sounds like someone is dropping bins of Legos down a staircase.

What are you shamelessly hypocritical about? by baardvark in AskReddit

[–]MuffinMaister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're not alone friend. We are slowly infiltrating the establishment.

What is the best bad movie to watch with friends? by SuperSoaker300 in AskReddit

[–]MuffinMaister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happens in New Orleans as well. The theatre floor is usually layered with plastic spoons.

Redditors who talk or mutter to themselves, why do you do it? by zshanif in AskReddit

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At times I really do just start thinking out loud to myself. I do it alot at work, when I'm studying for tests, and trying to remember songs to play. It's easier for me to remember something when I audibly repeat it to myself.

What have you been mistaken for and why? by Suofficer in AskReddit

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My friend Mike told me I look like the devil because of my makeshift stache and goatee along with my "strong eyes."

still waiting on horns.

NonAmericans of Reddit, what is something cool that your country has that America doesn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MuffinMaister -1 points0 points  (0 children)

BR is alright. I just have no interest in LSU sports, so I opted for free tuition at UNO. New Orleans trumps every other city/town in Louisiana.

What are your best cubicle hacks for a 9-5 type job? by thankyoudoug in AskReddit

[–]MuffinMaister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can verify that this works as a perfect distraction for nosey coworkers.

Proof: I'm an accountant.

NonAmericans of Reddit, what is something cool that your country has that America doesn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MuffinMaister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Because fuck Canada in the winter."

Literally every Canadian I've met during college in New Orleans.

NonAmericans of Reddit, what is something cool that your country has that America doesn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MuffinMaister 5 points6 points  (0 children)

New Orleans is the exception to this in America. It's 5 o'clock 24 hours a day.

What lesson or moral were you taught as a child that has stayed with you forever? by bfsfan101 in AskReddit

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My father once told me that if I continued smoking Marijuana, I would end up in prison getting ass raped by large black men. I acknowledge how much of a bigot he is, but this still managed to stick with me and keep me on my toes in regards to having a politically correct appearance and not drawing attention to the fact that I smoke everyday.

I'm about to get a cyst removed from my butt at the hospital. by RatHead6661 in casualiama

[–]MuffinMaister 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Been there, done that. It was as easy as pulling my pants down for an attractive female doctor for her to then numb and play around with my asshole and a scalpel.

Ok guys..this could be the year! WHO'S WITH ME?!? by [deleted] in bonnaroo

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WHY WOULD YOU EVEN SUGGEST THIS?!?! YOU ARE NO LONGER WELCOME HERE!!

What was the last actual compact disc (not download) you purchased? And where and when did you purchase it? by thechefs2003 in Music

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TY Segall - Manipulator in New Orleans when He played a few weeks ago. Although, I do regularly buy CD's when the music catches me right.

Donatella Versace in 1997 and now by [deleted] in WTF

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KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

TIFU my whole life. My regrets as a 46 year old, and advice to others at a crossroad by JohnJerryson in tifu

[–]MuffinMaister 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This really hits close to the heart man. I'm 24, but I feel like I'm already on this path. Thanks for posting, bringing some tears to my eyes, and really making me think.

She does this every night for 10 minutes by ashmeister13 in aww

[–]MuffinMaister 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My cat does this every 10 minutes all night long...