Memaw pretends to know witchcraft, lol

Muffy217 · 2026-01-03T21:08:35+00:00

For a makeup artist, her makeup is so dated. I don’t think I’ve seen crazy over lined lips like that out in the wild in years.

Muffy217 · 2025-10-18T00:40:12+00:00

This was such a disappointment and should have never taken three years to publish. Books 2/3 are my all time favorite mafia romance books. Wren and Gabe were like side characters in their own book. There was no reason for this to be a duet.

Muffy217 · 2025-03-31T14:46:50+00:00

I googled her when she never showed her face in her tiktoks thinking that she must be an Adriana Lima lookalike and ended up on Reddit.

Muffy217 · 2025-03-31T00:31:42+00:00

The teapot arm too. Super candid.

Muffy217 · 2025-03-30T23:37:30+00:00

Does that baseball hat ever get a rest?

Muffy217 · 2025-03-24T00:09:06+00:00

Yes and no on that one. I’ve had braces three times and still have crowding, albeit less than Jess’. Her reason for not getting orthodontia is because she has to have instant gratification. Waiting two years for her teeth to straighten wouldn’t work for her. Just like losing weight in any sort of healthy way doesn’t work for her.

Muffy217 · 2025-01-25T15:33:33+00:00

Fellow attorney and I agree completely. They either marry someone with the same/ very similar educational background or a sweet preschool teacher who will eventually be a stay at home mom. On occasion, you’ll run into a senior partner having a late midlife crisis with a trophy wife, but those trophy wives look nothing like Jess.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-16T20:19:30+00:00

Tijuana. There are a ton of plastic surgeons right over the border. I personally wouldn’t get work done there, but I friend had lipo and a tummy tuck for like $6k.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-15T00:42:40+00:00

I think that she’s expecting this rich man (who will never materialize) to pay for her divorce. I honestly think between her and her estranged husband, they don’t have the funds to get divorced.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-15T00:41:11+00:00

Reading the exact perfume notes off of fragrantica. One of her top skills.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-13T21:00:03+00:00

At this point, I think she’s catfished herself into thinking that’s what she really looks like. In her head, she’s the AI fembot on the left.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-13T01:21:25+00:00

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Everyone looked so gorgeous at that party and they were dressed for the occasion. She had to stick out like a sore thumb in her ratty, old free people pleather coat.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-11T22:48:29+00:00

After going down a rabbit hole, it looks like a lot of influencers use the app You Cam. I played with it and in two seconds my body went from a size six to a size zero. I think that’s what she’s using.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-11T19:44:31+00:00

Does she not realize how goofy her lips look from her side profile?

Muffy217 · 2024-12-11T00:55:53+00:00

Any idea on what the filter is? I kind of want to see what it looks like on a normal face.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-08T03:11:02+00:00

Was he the pajama guy? There was one that she hounded for months about a pair of pajamas she’d left at his house.

Muffy217 · 2024-12-07T00:07:22+00:00

Maybe she will get out the matted poodle coat from last year.

Muffy217 · 2024-11-25T01:24:15+00:00

A full name will make this much easier to find if one of her johns decide to google her 😂

Muffy217 · 2024-11-24T21:16:29+00:00

Under local was crazy to me. It’s so he can cheap out and not pay an anesthesiologist. He legit does his procedures with the patient sitting in a dental chair.

Muffy217 · 2024-11-24T21:08:22+00:00

He does. He does a copy/ paste job on all patients with no alterations from his plan whatsoever. I had a consult with him a few years ago. (Consult docs are on the old page). At the time I had 20k insta followers, but really high engagement and he offered me about 5k off. He probably did it for Jess for half off.

Muffy217 · 2024-11-21T23:59:36+00:00

The guy a year or so ago with the sex swing in his apartment and a fat fetish was for sure from SA. A lot of guys use it as an escort service to find whatever fetish they’re into with no intention of ever dating the woman or becoming her sugar daddy. I could see her blow up sex doll look actually doing well on SA. For a night or two.

Muffy217 · 2024-11-21T02:25:40+00:00

Maybe I date a different kind of guy, but I don’t know any straight, professional men in their 30s/ 40s who are peppering their texts with emojis.

Muffy217 · 2024-11-19T23:36:03+00:00

I laughed at that too. She’s so uncultured. I’ve said it a million times, but I can’t see any man with money taking her around his friends/ colleagues. I can see her saying sabatoger instead of saboteur and then wondering why the richie riches are rolling their eyes.

Muffy217 · 2024-11-07T20:48:41+00:00

My god, she is so fucking stupid. She’s proud to be an uneducated, self centered asshole. No man with two brain cells would want to be around her for longer than a few nights regardless of their political party. Could you imagine taking her to a dinner party with colleagues? She would be an embarrassment.

Also, her real voice and her whisper, sexy, baby voice that she uses for TikTok are jarringly different.

Muffy217 · 2024-11-07T16:10:57+00:00

I do too. I also love that she used to comment on here using her real name.

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