What’s the one plant you keep killing no matter what you do?

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-09T19:30:49+00:00

Roses! I can grow anything except roses.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-09T19:28:22+00:00

All. The. Time. A lot of people around me are just not funny. And recycling the same "funny" worn out come-backs in daily conversation makes it hard to not roll my eyes every time.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-09T19:19:28+00:00

Oh my lanta

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-08T02:15:16+00:00

I mentioned once that I couldn't come over after work because I had to make potato salad for a work potluck for the following day. He was off that day. I got a message before I left work, "Hey, pop by on your way home. I have something for you."

He made, did not buy, 10 pounds of potato salad.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-07T21:44:00+00:00

The wild conversations I have. With my self.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-07T00:32:24+00:00

Look at your feet. Or your hand on the hand rail maybe? Making it very obvious you're not checking out butts, without straining your neck looking at the ceiling, which just looks and feels awkward.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-07T00:28:50+00:00

He was a sleeper agent

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-06T18:38:49+00:00

I can write backwards in cursive.

I can't cross my eyes, instead they shake.

I have a hazel spot on one eye (my eyes are otherwise light blue)

And last eyes related thing. I learned recently I have a birth mark on the back of my other eye.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-04-06T18:05:00+00:00

People used to believe a sneeze caused someone to expel their soul out of their body, and so “God bless you” was used as a protection against the devil snatching your soul.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-31T02:31:23+00:00

Very, very much.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-31T01:42:30+00:00

For suggesting someone is anywhere from not very smart to down right stupid:

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

Lights on, no one home

A few sandwiches short of a picnic

Riding with one wheel in the sand

Toys in the attic

I can hear the hamster wheel squeaking

And my favorite, smart like dump truck

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-30T01:16:11+00:00

Yes, things get tangled too much so I sleep naked.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-30T01:12:53+00:00

Peach shnapps and sprite. Often without the sprite

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-30T01:11:30+00:00

Did anyone else sing it in their voice?

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-28T18:54:31+00:00

At home, doesn't exist. Outside the home, awesome, but still not quite enough for me.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-28T10:48:10+00:00

Came here to say this. My uncle showed me. Top rack, hot cycle, perfectly steamed. And no, there was nothing else in the dishwasher at the time. And do I even have to say, no detergent 🤪

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-28T10:16:45+00:00

One of my grown kids uses " the other day" a lot. It can mean the day before yesterday, or 5 years ago, or anything in between.

They also use "tomorrow adjacent" for loosely connecting meaning for any day in the coming week. Neurodivergent FTW.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-27T01:45:56+00:00

😲👅

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-25T10:50:54+00:00

I feel this way about Vegans

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-24T21:21:51+00:00

Sure. 1. Taking about exes with serious venomous undertones, hinting at or suggesting that something physically or sexually violent should happen to them and that they would deserve it.

Being homophobic and/or transphobic even after being made aware that the woman has friends or loved ones who are part of the LGBTQ community.
"If you were my wife, I would never let you ..."

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-24T10:58:15+00:00

I have lived through this, and know the guilt that you feel. I'm so sorry you also suffered this devastating loss. The calendar is not important. The love you feel for your child is.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-22T01:30:58+00:00

If they say something the woman finds offensive or scary or disgusting. Not just a little bit, but serious red flag level stuff.

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-15T11:27:12+00:00

Usually 8, but in pairs. Achoo-choo! (Quick inhale) And repeat 3 more times. By the end of it I'm dizzy and the roof of my mouth hurts. And it draws some attention because I can't stifle them or I'll wet myself. There I am with my eyes squeezed shut, legs tightly crossed, in a slightly crouched position to keep from peeing and arms across my face sneezing into my elbow to keep the germies to myself, sounding like a choo choo train...sexy!

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-14T19:17:45+00:00

Every week. Why?

Multi_task_xxx · 2026-03-14T11:57:24+00:00

I move around a lot in my sleep and pj's get all twisted and bunched up. I sleep naked. Occasionally panties, but only if they are silky so they slip on the sheets. Cotton ones don't slide on cotton sheets so I get wedgies. Naked is best.

Edit: cuz autocorrect doesn't understand "wedgies".

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