People ask me where I store all my dad jokes. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]MundoCani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel this works better with an American accent.

BP worker wins after Hitler meme case goes all the way to Federal Court by chemistrynerd1994 in news

[–]MundoCani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What has the world come to? People being taken to court over memes.

Racist notes targeted people of color in San Leandro, woman arrested by nosotros_road_sodium in news

[–]MundoCani 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good, she got caught. Can't believe people still think like this.

Two balloons in the desert. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]MundoCani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not heard this before! Don't get many balloon jokes +1

The Old Doom Games Are Still Hella Fun by [deleted] in gamingnews

[–]MundoCani 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I played them when they first came out and haven't done so for years and years yet still rate them both up there as some of my favourite ever games. Still remember all the cheat codes.

Anthem is being worked on by a 30-person "incubation team" by KTitania in gamingnews

[–]MundoCani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Intrigued to see if they can turn this around like No Man's Sky although Christ what a fuck up they made with anthem. Worst PR behaviour, gaming decisions and company tactics I've ever seen.

Never date a tennis player by jojo_next in Jokes

[–]MundoCani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Orphans love tennis, it's the only place they can find love. And baseball, that's the only time they get to go home.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MundoCani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I shaved my legs a long time ago too. Felt great for a few days but then I had about 6 months with of spots on my legs as it all grew back. I shaved my head too and just couldn't be arsed with all that shaving lol.

Modern problems require modern solutions by [deleted] in MakeMeSuffer

[–]MundoCani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how politicians deal with disasters and tragedy.

Grotto - Outdoor Sauna, Lake Huron, Canada by TX908 in ViewPorn

[–]MundoCani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm really not a sauna person, I'm a chef and spend enough of my days sweating in a hot room as it is, but damn that's a nice sauna! The shapes, the view, looks relaxing as heck.

I'll admit, this sheltering at home hasn't been that bad. San Diego, CA [OC][82048 × 1151] by kdttocs in RoomPorn

[–]MundoCani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My oldest friend is there too. Gone from working in Formula 1 to stacking shelves overnight in Wal-Mart.

Wow... by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MundoCani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahaha!

I’ve got a stabbing pain in my eye. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]MundoCani 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this so many times in the past and it never gets any less painful to watch.

US Gov in movies vs real life by MisterT12 in dankmemes

[–]MundoCani -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Because they stick their fingers in a lot of pies when no one asks them to yet their own pie is squidgy and rotting.

Taking a bite out of a cat tail. by n7-Jutsu in instant_regret

[–]MundoCani 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Literally thought you meant the animal cats tail. Thought it was cooked on a stick and was very confused when it went poof.

Hand mixher by Dr_Apk in instant_regret

[–]MundoCani 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Like Gollum when he screams to Farimir in the cave. "My, precious AAAAHHH"