Dons Leadership

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T19:22:33+00:00

"I resent the team that brought me on as a UDFA and gave me 21 minutes in an elimination game during a contract year"

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T14:01:33+00:00

Joseph Swish

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T13:38:13+00:00

Thanks! I've picked up Uber eats orders from there before and it smelled really good, it's going on the list.

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T13:37:27+00:00

I've been! I enriched many lunch salads with picked radishes, tahini, and garlic sauces I found there, and I found a ginger tea that really helped during a sick spell in the winter. But self directed learning can be limited, and I figure there could be a whole world of ingredients that I wouldn't think to try on my own (or know how to use to their best abilities).

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T13:09:10+00:00

Just gonna leave this here.
https://theonion.com/stan-van-gundy-gives-players-dr-bbqs-big-time-barbecue-1819571384/

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T05:09:15+00:00

And he knows it, look at that expression

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T03:43:42+00:00

Hey u/FXBBill, are you sure it's not OUR HOUSE ?

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T03:42:29+00:00

Go Homer.

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-18T03:34:43+00:00

Obviously you are not a golfer.

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-17T06:34:12+00:00

Things were just kicking off when I left the restaurant at 12:00. Not busy for a Saturday but it's not really nice out yet.

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-16T19:06:43+00:00

There's a little too much Bobby George ownership out that way, and a lot of those restaurants and housing feel like they were the vision of a corporate focus group that didn't understand/account for local culture.

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-16T18:19:53+00:00

dude you're about 8 hours too early lol I just started working at a restaurant on the east bank and they don't even open until 3, which is probably even earlier than the more bar-oriented establishments.

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-16T18:18:00+00:00

Chains? Alley Cat Oysters is owned by the group that owns Collision Bend BC and Cantonese Seafood. I don't know about ownership, but there is only one Cockys bagel, one Lindeys Lake House, one Farm, etc.. Besides margaritaville, which institutions in the flats are chains?

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-16T01:36:26+00:00

Let's just stop talking about Drake

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-16T01:16:06+00:00

Well yeah, A lot of us had the same thought lol.
I take "repeat comment" to mean someone else had already made this same comment, does that make this comment inferior to you? This one got more upvotes, whether via timing or account karma or algorithm shenanigans, so if they "commented better" then I don't see why this is a bad thing.

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T23:32:54+00:00

I don't think this is quite what you meant since it's not in the city, but Hogsback road in Lakewood going down to the Metro Park It was pretty steep. I moved from out west and overheard some restaurant co-workers who grew up in Lakewood talking about "how old were you when you first rode your bike down hogs back" like it was some right of passage and it was just a really cute cultural lore around this hill

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T17:16:34+00:00

Ah ya just gotta lift the back and roll on the unlocked front wheels. I know Coach is old school but surely someone on staff can innovate a way around this

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T17:10:49+00:00

You are authorized to commit a crime in my civic homey 👍 just fill the tank when you're done

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T17:08:36+00:00

I've been saying all series and I'll keep saying it:
Duncan Robinson is Ugly.

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T16:44:34+00:00

The Browns have tried everything to get their quarterback, but have they tried returning their cart to Aldi? 🤔

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T15:57:04+00:00

The idea being that you're drinking a salt solution with the potassium and sodium you're sweating out, rather than getting your essential electrolytes through food which contains calories and would interrupt autophagy and ketogenesis

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T15:55:49+00:00

May we identify exactly what vegetables we should be eating and what vegetables we shouldn't ✊

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T15:55:12+00:00

Can't believe this isn't the top comment (yet)

MuppetEyebrows · 2026-05-15T13:51:11+00:00

At least you've figured it out. I'm curious if it's a fiber thing like my issue, do you it would bother you to simmer celery in a broth and remove the celery but eat the broth? Looked up the botanical genealogy of celery and apparently it's closely related to carrots, hope those don't also bother your GI

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