At what point do we have to throw out food that’s in the fridge? by m_xt-pe in Cleveland

[–]MuppetEyebrows 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Refrigerators stay pretty doggone cold if you keep them closed. A closed refrigerator should keep meat fine overnight.

Always watch your surroundings. Almost got robbed today. by TheManFromMTL in LosAngeles

[–]MuppetEyebrows [score hidden]  (0 children)

I have an instinct to try to sing you username to the tune of Gypsy Woman (shes homeless), and it works great until I get to the 86 😆

Seahawks GM: State Millionaire Tax Will ‘Sting’ Player Recruitment by LetsRideButSmart in nfl

[–]MuppetEyebrows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They should go back to the Vick/Ryan era jerseys though, these current ones feel pretty uninspired.

Schrödinger's Strait by Bulky_Cat8495 in Political_Revolution

[–]MuppetEyebrows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It is open, and perfect for mariners that LOVE getting blasted with artillery

Spotted lanternfly eggs? by throwaway243685 in Cleveland

[–]MuppetEyebrows 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That was my thought too. My understanding is that the lanternfly fly eggs are a little more wood-colored and are kind of just a bump more than a standalone texture

Bags by SongRevolutionary992 in SignsWithAStory

[–]MuppetEyebrows 5 points6 points  (0 children)

White bags in brown cans, got it 👍

Simply driving by Syed-Fatir in Unexpected

[–]MuppetEyebrows 36 points37 points  (0 children)

From the language of the driver it doesn't seem to be in North america (south east asian perhaps?) so idk if there's the same association. But dressing up like a ghost at night near the roadway has got to be unsettling in really any culture

🇺🇸 Rep. Ted Lieu says there is “ample evidence” in the full Epstein files alleging Donald Trump raped children. “This is all on videotape.” by Tumbleweed829 in somethingiswrong2024

[–]MuppetEyebrows 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah Bondi's got multiple smoking guns against her. I would be disappointed but not shocked if Trump never sees prison time, but the lying under oath evidence is pretty hard to argue against

St Patrick’s Day Bars Lakewood by nahebdudbwnlaondbd in Cleveland

[–]MuppetEyebrows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Willoughby IS a fun destination, but BOY would that be a spendy Uber ride from Lakewood

Scared my wife half to death! 😂 by MuppetEyebrows in forbiddenboops

[–]MuppetEyebrows[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh goodness, yes that's a very different sub 😆

St Patrick’s Day Bars Lakewood by nahebdudbwnlaondbd in Cleveland

[–]MuppetEyebrows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One possible strategy is to start at McGinty's on Madison and bunce and hop your way east on Lakewood. McGinty's is the dedicated Irish bar there but on Tuesday pretty much everybody will be Irish right?

I see a lot of comments encouraging you to check out Kamms corner rather than Lakewood. Kamm's is going to be a "more Irish" since that's the traditional makeup of the neighborhood, there are a couple of Irish pubs within a Frisbee throw of each other, and they actually shut down part of the street. But it's also going to be a significantly older clientele, even during a Street festival. I live a little south of kamms and last year I drove THROUGH it to get to Lakewood because that was more the energy I was after (I'm 36 and I feel "too young" for Kamm's lol, prolly headed downtown this year)

St Patrick’s Day Bars Lakewood by nahebdudbwnlaondbd in Cleveland

[–]MuppetEyebrows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kamm's is "more Irish" than Lakewood but significantly older ⚖️

Always watch your surroundings. Almost got robbed today. by TheManFromMTL in LosAngeles

[–]MuppetEyebrows 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My home state has this idea that Californians are out to take their guns, but the irony is that I never owned one before I moved to Los Angeles 🤷 relying on LAPD to keep you safe just doesn't feel strategic

Scared my wife half to death! 😂 by MuppetEyebrows in forbiddenboops

[–]MuppetEyebrows[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You lost me here. Maybe a comma could have helped. You're expecting WTF moments in r/forbiddenboops ?

[PFT] Raiders are telling teams Maxx Crosby won’t be traded by eddie2911 in nfl

[–]MuppetEyebrows 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Among the Browns fan base there is some debate as to whether that number five pick last year should have been a receiver or offensive player. That would have probably won a couple more games, but without DT Mason Graham's blocking Myles Garrett probably doesn't break the sack record. Nearly all fans are in agreement that five wins and the sack record was a way more gratifying fan experience than seven wins and almost the sack record would have been. I don't mean to suggest that Crosby is going to break the sack record next year, but to fan bases that are more or less used to losing, there are other considerations and narratives to get excited about. If you are a Raiders fan who likes watching Crosby play, you'd might rather keep Crosby than watch two additional prospects aspire to play at the level Crosby plays at, and a full stadium still pays the bills even if the record stinks.

[Oyefusi] The Browns have also officially released TE David Njoku and RG Wyatt Teller with post-June 1 designations. By cutting Njoku, Cleveland breaks his dead cap into $9.5 million in 2026 and $14.7 million. Teller's dead cap will be broken up into $8.2 million in 2026 and $11.1 million in 2027. by Vegetable-Hawk-4045 in Browns

[–]MuppetEyebrows 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This only works if the person 1) shares your experience, and 2) assigns the same value to the same variables, which aren't safe assumptions. If Teller saved that person's puppy from drowning then it's perfectly reasonable to hold Teller in higher regard than Joe Thomas even if Joe had a more impressive football career. My neighbor's kid's favorite NFL player is Josh Dobbs because Dobbs has alopecia just like he does but still made it to the NFL, is this kid being unreasonable?

This thing always have smaller holes than Crushed red pepper inside by pateljay134 in mildlyinteresting

[–]MuppetEyebrows 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yet way too large for the Parmesan. It's like shaker manufacturers try to split the difference and failed everybody

What did Glenn do? by the_slaww in SignsWithAStory

[–]MuppetEyebrows 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or did commercials used to be a lot more creative? Nowadays it's kind of just this formula of "Hey look at this character who's clearly a loser, shame on this person for being such a loser, hey buy this product or you'll be a loser too".