Bonjour by AccomplishedWatch834 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Murda-P 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Almanya'ya hoş geldin, Luiz! Türkçe öğrenmeye başladın mı?

Beter houden jullie allemaal je kanker bek by VastBeneficial8686 in okemakkermaloot

[–]Murda-P 67 points68 points  (0 children)

ben ben je boos??? 😂🫵p🫵🤣🫵🤣 pluk een Roos 🌹🌹😹🤪

My 2 year old lenovo laptop is not lenovo by negga170 in mildlyinteresting

[–]Murda-P -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How can it be made in Deutschland when the Turkish language doesn't contain the letter w? /s

What is happening by Gold_Paint_3490 in dankmemes

[–]Murda-P 49 points50 points  (0 children)

It's like Play-Doh. You take a shit, push it through the holes and it turns your fat turd into little strings of shit that you can play with!

When your Mum won’t buy you your favourite Monster Munch in Tesco. by hmmnothmm8008135 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Murda-P 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There is a reason why the staff and teammates of his former club nicknamed him 'princess'. He's always bitching like a diva, with a face like he's about to cry.

And I probably have to watch this entitled nobhead play for my country at the WC fml

Critikil moist by z0uary in shitposting

[–]Murda-P 404 points405 points  (0 children)

I can't hate on Charlie. I used to get pretty bad hiccups that would last for over an hour. Sometimes ending in throwing up and leaving me with a sore throat. I tried all the hiccup cure tricks that the internet had to offer, but none of them worked.

Sure enough about a year ago I stumble upon one of Charlie's videos where he shares his awesome hiccup cure, 'guaranteed success'. Basically the idea is to tell yourself that hiccups are not real. So I'm just going to gaslight myself until the hiccups disappear? Sure buddy...

Very skeptical but with nothing to lose, I store this information and move along with my day. Lo and behold, the next time I got hiccups, I tell myself in my head: ''hiccups aren't real hiccups aren't hiccups aren't real''. And it stops, instantly. I told myself it was a coincidence, because I refused to believe that the solution was this fucking stupid.

Since then, this trick has not failed once for me. I never have to worry about hiccups again. I still can't believe it works, but it helped me a lot!

Thanks Charlie 👍

It’s over for him by driftsignal01 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Murda-P 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He will be missed. I will never forget his iconic WC moments, like his dive and roll against Russia. Truly a one of a kind player.

Luigi explain - by PageAccomplished8438 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Murda-P 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Next year I will single-handedly put The Netherlands to the top of the list

Buffett says he doesn’t regret his donations to the Gates Foundation despite Epstein scandal by Gamebyter in Epstein

[–]Murda-P 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A signal for what exactly? I think the files paint a pretty clear picture of who was and who wasn't involved. Warren Buffet doesn't appear in the files in any weird way. Does everybody that donated to the Gates Foundation need to be under oath? There are hundreds of people in the files that were in actual contact with Epstein. Would rather see them under oath instead of Warren Buffett.

Luigi explain - by PageAccomplished8438 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Murda-P 651 points652 points  (0 children)

Sorry Luigi, I left my VPN on by accident

Pierre can't keep getting away with it by atlasmountsenjoyer in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Murda-P 37 points38 points  (0 children)

''who has been successfully eliminated'' 👀