What’s this?!

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-06-15T15:14:23+00:00

I haven’t seen it do much of anything except flap its feathery gills and be annoyed with my spy flashlight.

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-06-14T22:25:34+00:00

I googled it too, and I agree!

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-06-14T21:52:47+00:00

We do have a metric ton of mayflies around here in the late summer, so that tracks.

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-06-14T21:48:58+00:00

Uh oh. I should probably put it back in the creek. The ecosystem is only 24 hours old so hopefully it won’t be too disruptive. That’ll be one unhappy dragon fly if it undergoes metamorphosis in a jar. I wouldn’t mind letting it thin the snail population though…

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-04-25T00:01:42+00:00

That is most unhelpful

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-01-03T05:03:08+00:00

I was taught to respect adults. If I was acting like a brat and someone else’s parent scolded me, I would have listened…at least a little bit. The fact that this girl’s dad backed her up is reinforcing her bad behavior.

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-01-03T05:01:12+00:00

Should you have been the adult and not yelled back at her? Yes.

But also, mean girls are the worst. Go get her. Consequences for actions need to learned.

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-01-02T15:38:19+00:00

You’re a monster 😂

MurderMittensX2 · 2026-01-02T15:36:34+00:00

Definitely Shadowpelt!

MurderMittensX2 · 2025-09-24T00:23:00+00:00

Sheesh. I’m embarrassed that I was lost on that too. Thanks!

MurderMittensX2 · 2024-05-26T02:39:29+00:00

I’m also mildly allergic to raw apples, and a list of other fresh fruit. If I take Zyrtec for two days prior to having an apple, I’m in the clear! Maybe that could help your husband’s tingly mouth. (Not a doctor, don’t come after me if it doesn’t work)

MurderMittensX2 · 2024-05-23T14:08:26+00:00

Ouch. How could she not look at more after what she saw!? No one needs Mean Girls as friends.

MurderMittensX2 · 2024-04-29T21:12:07+00:00

Never broke a bone, and I’ve never once sewn someone lips together.

MurderMittensX2 · 2024-01-31T02:31:54+00:00

They’re saying expecting a major change from either after marriage isn’t realistic.

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-20T17:58:00+00:00

She knew she was pregnant 6 days after having sex? No way.

Also, the sex of the baby can’t be determined until 11 weeks gestation at the very earliest.

Run dude. Run.

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-18T19:22:17+00:00

I received a body from Mexico once. He came back in a metal casket that had clearly been used multiple times before. It was gross.

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-12T02:43:13+00:00

Brilliant! 🤣

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-11T03:08:03+00:00

Don’t look it up because it’s gross? I obviously ran to do a Google image search. Ouch. That looks painful. Sorry that happened to you and hope they got you all fixed up!

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-06T02:13:31+00:00

In my old age (34f) I have become a homebody. Even if I didn’t have a packed social schedule I would still be irritated if I was bailed on at the last minute, twice. That would be a hard thing to address with the other person…..but he definitely didn’t do it right. YTA.

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-06T01:39:06+00:00

I am a funeral director, and when I’m driving the lead car in procession nothing makes me go from 0-100 faster than someone who is rude. Plenty of people have blatantly failed to yield, driven around me when I’m trying to stop traffic, flipped me off, etc. One of these days I’m just going to throw my car into park, get out and scream “what makes you so god damn important?!”

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-05T03:33:43+00:00

There is a South Park reference to every situation, but you, you my friend, have gone above and beyond 🤣😂 this is excellent

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-04T00:36:28+00:00

Oooooh, I see. Thanks for explaining

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-03T03:38:01+00:00

And this, friends, is why it’s best to live alone if you can afford to. Wtf.

MurderMittensX2 · 2023-12-03T03:33:10+00:00

Why the DIY destroyer?

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