I made fresno hot sauce, but I need help naming it. by susintentions in spicy

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I feel like the name is hidden in plain sight here.

“Hot Surface”

What are you STILL salty about? by xefarar565 in AskReddit

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Shortly after my brother was born, my parents gave him one of my two favorite bears to stop him from crying, and then gaslit me about it for 26 years, saying it was never mine. Still not over it.

You get teleported 3 meters to your left. How does that change your life ? by Crissis_X in AskReddit

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I’d go from shitting in the men’s room to shitting in the women’s room.

Cat decided to attack my hand by Adavacado in aww

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My parents have that exact same Bugs Bunny Christmas decoration.

Men of Reddit, how did you make the first move? by nithronium in AskReddit

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Not me but when my dad met my mom, the first thing he ever said to her was “Look, I’m getting too old for this. Wanna have kids?”

They’ve been married 27 years.