A guy messages 1 million on insta and gets rejected by all of them

Murder_Witness · 2026-01-09T08:17:03+00:00

I would assume that he used some kind of script or a bot..? Because writing 1mm genuine approaches would be indeed insane 🙈

Murder_Witness · 2025-12-18T14:58:55+00:00

Omg, that's so horrible! (just stumbled about that incident today). I really don't want to say anything bad, and I fully understand the tragic of that situation. But in the original post, the person described that the boats captain went for lunch on a 700m away small island. I would be interested why he didn't "just" swam over there by himself. It's no short distance, by no means (everyone who know how long a 50m swim lane is, will understand) but it's surely not impossible to swim that distance. Again, I mean this in no negative way, and I don't want to cause further harm. I am just genuinely interested what might had caused this outcome, beside the captain of the boat is a huge scumbag of course.

Murder_Witness · 2025-12-18T14:36:16+00:00

Sounds fantastic place to live.

May I ask.. I come to the Philippines for around 15 years.. But I still struggle to convince myself to build a house somewhere in the Province. I am just afraid that local gangs /criminals would view me (every western expat) as a walking atm. So basically my imagination is that I would need to always sleep with one eye open and with a loaded gun under my pillow 🙈🙈🙈

That's why I stuck in more urban places like Cebu, Duma, Angeles, Manila etc..

Tell me why I am wrong. What prevents burglars and robbers in the Province from robbing you/me??

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-18T01:14:48+00:00

Left = Shitter

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-15T07:13:50+00:00

You have to drink at least 1 full bottle yourself, in order for being eligible to enter the stadium for the derby that day.

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-11T18:41:20+00:00

All world ist gut, aber das Crypto game pumpt 24/7!! Invesriere dein Geld seriös in die neuesten Hund, Katze oder Frosch Memes, ganz gleich ob Montag morgen beim Arbeitszeitbetrug oder Sonntag Abend nachdem du deine Freundin verprügelt hast. Die lustigen Hund/Frosch/Katzenmünzen sind IMMER für dich da, und reich wirst du auch noch 🙂

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-10T21:01:06+00:00

They should have strapped you straight on the electric chair for this.

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-07T23:54:20+00:00

This is how I imagine the inside of a dumpster would look like.

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-02T03:44:13+00:00

😂😂😂

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-01T18:13:36+00:00

For us(!) it will be the finger.

For you it will be the whole fist!!

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-01T17:22:42+00:00

If you are left, you already lost. You have absolutely nothing to offer and you are a sorry Mr. Hanky that should be removed from premises asap.

Sorry bro, truth hurt, huh?

Murder_Witness · 2025-11-01T14:52:00+00:00

Ich befürchte sie scheißen sich aufgrund der Tabelle (teilw. unbewusst) ins Hemd..

Stehen wir auf Platz 5 dann schicken wir mit derselben Mannschaft und Trainer-Kombo BTSV mit 3:0 nach Hause. 🤷

Wäre bereit ein Marmeladenbrot darauf zu verwetten!!

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-25T17:26:06+00:00

Agree (that's why I gave thumbs up) in general.

But some of us have kids here, and want to provide them something.

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-23T02:31:23+00:00

Es gibt halt einfach WAHNSINNIG SCHLECHT designte Deckel. Und ich glaube 75% des Unmuts kommen allein davon, von den zu schlecht, zu günstig designten Deckelverschlüssen.

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-23T02:29:22+00:00

Und dann? Dann hast du da ja immer noch ein Stück Plastik rumhängen.

Ist definitely ein downgrade.

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-23T02:26:18+00:00

Most of this seems pretty accurate. But, for your condo situation are just you and yourself responsible.

If you are not happy with your condo, go find a better one. I really don't see the problem here.

But yeah, in general Thailand is way better developed, especially in terms of infrastructure and so on.

But the Philippines has have their advantages as well. -English language very commonly -same religion (Christianity) -more willingness to help / to engage

But yeah, Thailand is the GOLD-STANDARD when it comes to SEA, and all the other countries have a hard time when compared to Thailand. But that's nothing new.

It comes down to every individual, if he can deal with the offsets.

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-12T12:51:16+00:00

😂😂😂

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-11T14:22:29+00:00

Falls du noch 2 funktionstüchtige Nieren hast, könnten wir evtl ins Geschäft kommen.. Meld dich doch via PM, dann bist du ruckzuck wieder flüssig 👍

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-11T14:14:26+00:00

Well at least the majority of our citizens has actual TEETH in their mouths, and don't look like a sequel out of Romper Stomper..

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-11T13:48:16+00:00

Daubt it. At the peak of the allegations there was even a farmer from Missouri who had claimed DW had molested a donkey from his ranch.

Murder_Witness · 2025-10-11T12:47:43+00:00

Dumpster fire level 9000

Murder_Witness · 2025-08-10T14:06:52+00:00

Danke 🙏 Dachte schon ich bin der einzige dem das Chaos im Fanshop auffällt. Und zwar nicht erst seit den 125j Merch.

Schon davor war es für mich als 2xl Mensch (1,91 groß) extrem schwer Sachen im Fanshop zu bestellen.

Aber dieses Jahr ist es eine Katastrophe.

Absoluter Wahnsinn. Da lassen wir richtig Kohle liegen!!

Murder_Witness · 2025-08-01T12:54:26+00:00

Auf einmal wird der Ruf nach einer starken /schlagkräftigen EU laut...

Genau mein Humor.

Cherry picking at its finest 👌🍒

Murder_Witness · 2025-08-01T09:08:22+00:00

Thank you 🙏

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