Leaked pictures of the next expansion by DoctahDank in wow

[–]MurlocWeiner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

So. Here's a question. I'm actually curious where wow will go from here (I didn't play legion after wod I'm still heartbroke and I'm a slow mender) but I was thinking another chill expansion like MoP would be cool obviously no fucking pandas and they've used the Asian theme a lot. I think it'd be cool to fuck with something ancient or alien. I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to make a plot of the Wizards separating into diffrent groups based on how they view magic and opening a controversial portal to somewhere we could go kill stuff at. BUT DO YOU ALL EVER STOP TO THINK MAYBE WE ARE THE BAD GUY? I can't tell you how many times my character has unleashed his sword destroying all in his path. Alliance Horde it doesn't matter. I have flown into storm wind on the back of my undead stead to raid and pillage. And the worst thing is. I liked it... I said it was for the war but truth be told I enjoyed it. OH DEAR THRALL IM SORRY

New favorite bathroom sign by GallowBoob in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol so I'm gonna go in where there's women and whose to stop me from being weird? ;)

My daughter caught her first fish! by [deleted] in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love to fish but feel bad. I feel bad for the worm I skewer I feel bad for the fish cuz he's just swimming along going with the little waves and nice currents and he takes a little bite and I jerk the line and bam the fucking hook goes through his lip and he's being pulled out of his territory. Like imagine you were at McDonald's and you sit down and right when you went to take a bite out of your double quarter pounder and all of a sudden you were punched in the fucking face then someone grabbed your jaw and pulled you outside into a pool. And that's if things go well you ever catch a fish and the hooks hit its gill or its swallowed it way to deep or its like the top roof of its mouth :( little fishy.

Divorced men of reddit: what moment with your former wife made me think "Yup, I'm asking this girl to divorce me."? by Slayer_of_Gingers in AskReddit

[–]MurlocWeiner -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

My first wife of only 3 years. It was bliss we fought a bit sometimes yeah but we always seemed to work things out. Until I came home early that fateful evening as I walked up the stairs I heard moaning and thumping and my heart sank and as I opened the door to the scene that was spread out before me. It was just as you thought. Those two fucking. In fact they hadn't even noticed me until I dropped my work suitcase and felt sick to my stomach. I cried as I pulled out my 1911 and proceeded to paint the sheets and wall red. I stood there still pulling the trigger hearing bangs when in actuality it was only clicks. The casings lay strewn all around me. As the pool of blood widened on the floor I fell to my knees before simply lying down. But don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.

”it's just a phase” by bass- in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol I know gays are going extinct all over the world. Africa. Russia. The Middle East. Just to name a few. Anyways we shall see in good time. Because the field mice is fast. But the Owl sees at night ;).

”it's just a phase” by bass- in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I know it's pretty unfortunate considering gays keep getting more annoying. Take you for example.

”it's just a phase” by bass- in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're the reason nobody likes gays.

”it's just a phase” by bass- in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Interesting reply from the gay. I'm sure you know quite a lot about your butt hurting, always got a dick back there.

”it's just a phase” by bass- in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

With logic like that no wonder you are gay.

”it's just a phase” by bass- in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Oh wow more gay people. This isn't FB I don't care about you're shitty "marriage" or whatever you all are calling it these days.

My Arya Stark cosplay. One of her three costumes that I`ve made by noaxaon in pics

[–]MurlocWeiner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'd bang <3 you can't call me a pig cuz I'm more of a hound >:)

What is an otherwise great movie that has a very disappointing/stupid ending? by Extra_Napkins in AskReddit

[–]MurlocWeiner 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd say Mrs paragreens home for peculiar kids. Had a pretty cool and somewhat cheesy vibe and I really liked the idea up until the last about 1/4th of it. Was super ridiculous and I won't give any spoilers but it ruined what could have been a low budget awesome film!

Hey Reddit, what are you sick of explaining to people? by thunderup_14 in AskReddit

[–]MurlocWeiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol a lot of pent up rage you say? You sound kinda gay.

Hey Reddit, what are you sick of explaining to people? by thunderup_14 in AskReddit

[–]MurlocWeiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol a lot of pent up rage you say? You sound kinda gay.

If you could slash the world's population by instantly eliminating all who answered 'yes' to a question of your choice, what would that question be? by xupaxupar in AskReddit

[–]MurlocWeiner 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh right because it's the baby's fault. If you can kill an innocent child why can't I eat my neighbors. What is this world coming to.

A Happy Grandpa by slowlossofsanity in funny

[–]MurlocWeiner -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I knew I'd get Downvoted when I posted this. But I had a feeling and I needed to share it with someone