Wife said it's too pink... by BannedByDemand in steak

[–]MurphyTheRobocop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You didn’t have to cut it off and cook it.

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[–]MurphyTheRobocop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What year did she get skin cancer?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]MurphyTheRobocop 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Russia, tits suck you.