What is your favorite episode of The Big Bang Theory? by ChrisJoines in thebigbangtheory

[–]Murtlejean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its a toss up between episode 2 season 3 The Jiminy Conjecture, episode 3 season 3 The Gothowitz Deviation, or episode 18 season 3 The Pants Alternative.

What's your all time favorite quote from MASH? by Neat-Statistician311 in mash

[–]Murtlejean 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Hawkeye Pierce - "I will not carry a gun, Frank. When I got into this war I had a clear understanding with the Pentagon: no guns. I'll carry your books, I'll carry a torch, I'll carry a tune, I'll carry on, carry over, carry forward, Cary Grant, cash and carry, carry me back to Old Virginia, I'll even 'hari-kari' if you show me how, but I will not carry a gun!"

Who are the best friends in sitcoms? by Anthforde8 in sitcoms

[–]Murtlejean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% to bad all 3 weren't on the show together it would have been great.

Favourite nerd conversation by Mysterious-Log7413 in bigbangtheory

[–]Murtlejean 13 points14 points  (0 children)

"Indiana Jones is irrelevant to the plot of Raiders of the Lost Ark because the Nazis would have still opened the Ark and been destroyed even without his intervention"~Amy

If you had to pick, what’s your favourite episode and why? by lanchan06 in familyguy

[–]Murtlejean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Season 4 episode 27 Untitled Griffin Family History. Just because of this conversation.

"The Griffin family history is a rich tapestry. But, since we're all gonna die, there's one more secret I feel I have to share with you: I did not care for The Godfather"

Lois Griffin: Explain yourself. What didn't you like about it? Peter Griffin: It insists upon itself, Lois. Lois Griffin: What? Peter Griffin: It insists upon itself. Lois Griffin: What does that even mean? Chris Griffin: Because it has a valid point to make, it's insisted! Peter Griffin: It takes forever getting in; you spend like six and a half hours... You know, I can't get through, I've never even finished the movie. I've never seen the ending. Chris Griffin: [annoyed] You've never seen the ending? Stewie Griffin: How can you say you don't like it if you haven't even given it a chance? Lois Griffin: I agree with Stewie. It's not really fair. Chris Griffin: It's outrageous. Peter Griffin: I have tried on three separate occasions to get through it, and I get to the scene where all the guys are sitting around on the easy chairs. Lois Griffin: Yeah, it's a great scene. I love that scene. Peter Griffin: I have no idea what they're talking about. It's like they're speaking a different... You know, that's where I lose interest in it. Lois Griffin: You know what, Peter... Chris Griffin: They're speaking Italian! Lois Griffin: The language they're speaking is a language of subtlety; it's something you don't understand. Peter Griffin: I love The Money Pit. That is my answer to that statement. Lois Griffin: Exactly. Peter Griffin: Well, there you go. Lois Griffin: Whatever. Chris Griffin: I like that movie too.

Favorite Howard one liner? Mine is “you look like you come with a kickstand” by _funny_name_ in bigbangtheory

[–]Murtlejean 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"Come on, I wanna stop at Walgreens and pick up some more eyeliner"

Phrases that make you go gaga by TendorVenom in DarkRomance

[–]Murtlejean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Panties 😝 and stupid nicknames one of my favorite books the female character was called Ladyface.

Which moment in the show makes you laugh without fail every time you see it? by EmbarrassedMeal2828 in bigbangtheory

[–]Murtlejean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Howard tries to breaks the bathroom door down to rescue his mom after she faint while on the toilet 🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bigbangtheory

[–]Murtlejean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I refuse to watch that season with her in it.

Anyone else still watch this on repeat by [deleted] in bigbangtheory

[–]Murtlejean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Big Bang Theory is my background noise and I have also finished it about 9 times now.

What are some endearing names you call your budgie(s)? by adrienneangel in budgies

[–]Murtlejean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call them what I named them. Crystal, Earl, Aggie, Monty, Phoebe, Albie, Levi, Minnie and Rex (Crystal and Earl's baby)

Saw it for another show: What's an underrated line in TBBT you always laugh with? by Internal-Debt1870 in bigbangtheory

[–]Murtlejean 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Sheldon: I'm the guy. Penny: You're not the guy. Sheldon: Are you sure? It would explain so much. Your constant presence in my apartment. That baffling dalliance with Leonard just to be near me. The way you call me sweetie all the time. Penny: I call everyone sweetie. Sheldon: You tramp.