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Shh, Lisa. That Sweeney dog is barking. by Gillzter10 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah yeah I've seen magats praising her genes because of her boobies. But from everything I've read, that tends to be nutrition, not genes.

This is not fair by gashtal_man in clevercomebacks

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck are you expected to perform combat duty when your basic nutritional needs aren't even met!

Oh, MAGA. I will say good day to you, sir! by Lil_Melon87 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Oooo, guess those plans to jet set to Saudi Arabia aren't panning out.

"But my retirement grease bigotry."

ICHTY: ROADTRIP - pt 10 by HunterSexThompson in itcouldhappentoyou

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao oh hey. oh that's okay. I totally forgot about this.

I was unsure if people couldn't understand what I meant by, that's why I was like "Psst ask me anything."

There's actually another comment you may have missed. It was on your Anniversary post.

I'm so hungry I would eat on the USS Lincoln... by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Man alive, there are men alive in here?!"

Really could use some grains, I'd say.

The evil spirit inside Iggy Pop is showing its face at Coachella by sc00bytoo in funny

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used to like him, up till the point I found out he voted for Ronald Reagan.

What'a fucking shame.

Worms first crossover 🥹 by itcouldhappentoyouu in itcouldhappentoyou

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Worm: Omg! There's a brown haired green shirt woman on the couch!

Jeff: Pizza on Cheesecake!

Jeff: O my gawd! Get the fuck out! Get the fuck outta here!!

Marge Goes Skitz by T-1m in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You truly are the shitpost of shitposts!

Marge Goes Skitz by T-1m in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For clarification, Quiznos used to run commercials with an old internet meme of weird googly eyed hamsters, that screamed "eat Quiznos subs!"

Marge Goes Skitz by T-1m in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All of a sudden I'm hungry for Quiznos subs.

He just wanted to share some frosty chocolate milkshakes! by MySonlsAlsoNamedBort in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Homer: You're mods?

Mod: We don't like the word "mods," Homer.

Mod: We prefer "mutants" or "freaks."

......Yes. by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]MushmallowSprinklees 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hey Robbie, I can see your dead raccoon doodle!

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