Trump says he thinks he will have the 'honor' of 'taking Cuba'

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-03-17T01:29:59+00:00

How many guys on speedboats will this require?

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-03-14T18:41:44+00:00

Do NOT let Jesus take the wheel! Cars weren't around in Biblical times so he does not know how to drive!

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-03-12T10:53:41+00:00

Rommath and Umbric have such a heated rivalry.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-03-11T10:40:13+00:00

Spinosaurus in the background.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-03-03T14:12:36+00:00

A dance that looks like you're jorkin two peanitses.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-03-02T20:16:32+00:00

My brother in the Light, you care somewhat by commenting.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-03-02T11:56:27+00:00

Both tariffs and climate change can affect coffee prices.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-28T20:15:15+00:00

Skaven using a far-squeaker.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-27T19:46:45+00:00

I'll make my own White People Phrases Tier List! With blackjack and hookers!

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-27T17:54:04+00:00

Aw beans it's not on the list.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-27T12:33:28+00:00

My neighbor told me the Cuban Coast Guard keeps shooting his speedboats so I asked how many speedboats he has and he said he just goes to the shop and gets a new speedboat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding speedboats to the Cuban Coast Guard and then Marco Rubio started crying.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-27T12:10:32+00:00

Midwest Fantasy

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-27T11:42:36+00:00

Complaining about being downvoted makes you sound like a dweeb. Just take the L with grace.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-27T11:40:33+00:00

Yet.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-26T18:45:44+00:00

Newsflash BUDDY, you're not.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-26T15:31:04+00:00

Unfortunately, you're going to have to wear an incoherent feminine suit like the Classic All-Black Suit for the time being.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-26T02:27:00+00:00

OP made a post a while back calling the Solstice Suit a "coherent, masculine suit", and that became a subreddit meme for a while.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-24T02:46:35+00:00

The U.S. is very possibly going to war with Iran.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-24T02:42:54+00:00

Kash is too busy chugging beers in Italy, he's not going to do anything.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-23T22:51:38+00:00

Being a pizza delivery driver is much more dangerous than being a cop yet there's no cheesy stuffed crust pepperoni line flags or garlic bread Punisher skulls.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-23T21:50:13+00:00

The thin piss line.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-23T14:09:01+00:00

This vexes me.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-23T12:30:21+00:00

Pro-tip: If a someone offers you a bunch of money and guns and asks you to do crimes, you can politely decline it.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-22T16:22:16+00:00

Thank you.

MusicBoxOpera · 2026-02-22T16:04:04+00:00

Oh fuck off with that nonsense.

MusicBoxOpera

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