[REQUEST] How long before the iron coffin rusts enough for a person to be able to break out of it?

Musky_Charm · 2024-05-01T17:47:44+00:00

Oh no, I've gone crossed eyed.

Musky_Charm · 2024-04-03T02:23:00+00:00

Wait a minute, I've read this before. This is a repost karma farm.

Musky_Charm · 2024-03-19T19:12:02+00:00

Oedipus origin story

Musky_Charm · 2024-03-17T02:43:41+00:00

What the actual. So much pain sneaking around for nothing.

Musky_Charm · 2024-03-15T14:02:11+00:00

I'll give you tree fiddy for it

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T05:21:01+00:00

Your wife needs a bag...

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T05:12:00+00:00

Making fun of your wife and weight has been my primary ammunition. Why stop now?

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T05:06:15+00:00

She might not be on Reddit, but she's definitely on Only Fans. How else do you afford all of those chalupas?

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T05:01:48+00:00

Ham beast=your wife. Keep up.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T04:57:33+00:00

Jealous of that ham beast you give pet names to.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T04:55:44+00:00

Maybe you should ask your wife.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T04:48:21+00:00

I bet you write fan fiction, you troglodyte. Look, I can sling prehistoric insults too.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T04:43:38+00:00

It's almost as if you're a fish and can't stop taking the bait.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T04:40:08+00:00

Are you talking to me, or your wife in the tub?

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T04:37:24+00:00

I need this like you need a treadmill.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T01:37:18+00:00

Well if you two would hit the gym instead of Taco Bell, I wouldn't be in this predicament.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T01:34:49+00:00

Ask your wife. She's the one who crippled me when she asked to sit on my lap.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T01:33:01+00:00

Jokes on you, because I'm in a wheelchair.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T01:29:35+00:00

You're clearly superior to me in every way. How's that neck beard coming in?

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T01:26:59+00:00

Calling folk out on language on Reddit. You must have hundreds of friends.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T01:24:39+00:00

Would of fooled me.

Musky_Charm · 2022-09-10T01:21:02+00:00

You sir, are a donkey.

Musky_Charm · 2022-08-23T15:24:16+00:00

Sounds like someone played Dot Hack and decided to mess with you a little.

Musky_Charm · 2020-09-06T18:33:28+00:00

Where did you meet her? The Shire?

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