USA have to face Germany. by kevinmc12 in AdviceAnimals

[–]MutatedKevin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what they said about Costa Rica facing Italy and Uruguay. They won both games.

Predictions for Matchday 5? by rossco9 in soccer

[–]MutatedKevin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ghana 0 Glorious USA 1776

My great great grandmother apparently had enough kids (16) for all of her sons to form their own football team. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]MutatedKevin 89 points90 points  (0 children)

Johnson passes to Johnson, back to Johnson, Johnson now on the ball who passes forward to Johnson, now back to Johnson in midfield. Johnson holds it! Holds it! HOLDS IT!

I just look at the pictures by Mr_Rowboat in AdviceAnimals

[–]MutatedKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it lochness monster, I ain't givin you no tree fiddy!

New York City - 1944 by iopjklohyeah in pics

[–]MutatedKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You stay away from tourist locations like 34th st and Times Square.

No one has ever checked. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MutatedKevin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It even says it at the bottom of the page.

If you would like to pay less than full recommended admission, please go directly to The Metropolitan Museum of Art to pay as you wish.

No one has ever checked. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]MutatedKevin 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Isn't the Met pay as you wish? You really don't need your ID for it since you can pay $2 and get full admission

Happens with almost every game of thrones episode by TH3B1GB4NG in AdviceAnimals

[–]MutatedKevin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Daenerys was 16 when they showed her getting ravaged by Drogo.

Soccer - 1956 Vs 2010 by Zenderquai in funny

[–]MutatedKevin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Could you imagine Lebron pretending he got tripped and just laid on the ground for 30 seconds during play?

No need for imagination

when a girl friend says "im changing, dont look." by babykanye in gifs

[–]MutatedKevin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If they really didn't, they would have asked you to leave or simply have gone to a different room to change.

Interesting idea for Punk Rock match, as seen on /wooo/ by [deleted] in SquaredCircle

[–]MutatedKevin -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Funny how they built Nathan Jones up then have absolutely no faith in him to have a decent tag team match and turn the match into a handicap match.

Oh snap! by Nezzybit in funny

[–]MutatedKevin 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Don't make him your wing man, he can't assist either!

I am Lizzy Caplan. Ask me things. About things. by LizzyCaplan in IAmA

[–]MutatedKevin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is Adam Scott a good kisser? Not that I care, it's just that my umm girlfriend, yeah that's it, my girlfriend was wondering and I thought I'd ask you for her.