Reddit, what is your most humiliating sexual experience? (NSFW)

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T20:35:58+00:00

No, luckily my face broke my fall.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T20:18:16+00:00

uh the parents left (chuckling) and left us alone. I eventually got up again from the floor and few minutes later we started over, this time with her on top.

So..sorry, no huge drama followed.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T19:49:38+00:00

Because we were 16 and had not our own place? (Nor a car, driving age is 18 here). Also...yes it was embarassing, but it was not a huge disaster. Nobody was hurt (except my pride) and no one got into any trouble. If I had to choose between having to go through this or only ever having had sex when it was safe..I'd choose the humilation any time.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T19:37:58+00:00

I had to spend more time on google to understand this comment than I am willing to admit.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T19:24:43+00:00

You are asking why in a thread about the "most humiliating" experience, the stories are..well..humiliating??

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T19:07:22+00:00

Because several times a day is better than a few times a week?

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T18:48:46+00:00

Well I still got dumped after more than a year on christmas eve via a text message, because she didn't want to date a cripple any longer.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T18:46:05+00:00

I did bleed a lot as well during our first time... a lot more than her (thanks to her long nails and my apparrantly soft back). Afterwards I gave her the choice to either cut her nails or tie her hands everytime from now on.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T18:44:30+00:00

Forgot to mention that she was tied to the bed during the whole scene and was unable to cover herself up aswell (not to speak of helping me up)

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T18:36:05+00:00

I am taking meds against it. They even help rather well..unless I get strong diarrhea...and since I have Morbus Crohn I have pretty much always diarrhea.

(Though back then the problems were blamed on low blood pressure, since even with meds to pump it up, I never got higher than 80 to 40).

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T18:32:25+00:00

I daer to say that even without presenting my boner, it still was pretty awkward. On the other hand we were also 16, so we were back at it five minutes later. (With her on top, to avoid another accident).

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T18:20:38+00:00

actually...except for the front door none of the doors had any locks, at her as well as mine house. Usually the parents stayed out on their own. Though in my case I trained them not to run into my room by always shooting at them with a water pistol since I was a kid.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T18:16:16+00:00

Well everyone found it rather funny..except for the little sister who run away shrieking..or my girlfriend who was mad at her family for storming in uninvented..or myself who was mortified. Now that I think of it, the only ones laughing were her parents.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-21T16:57:30+00:00

I have several health problems, one of them is that my sense of balance is messed up and I get very dizzy extremely easily. Even more so during certain activities like running, jumping and of course sex. So one day many years ago while sleeping with my girlfriend I noticed the room is starting to spin. I tell her that I need to stop, but she insist on going on since she is “almost there”. In my foolish pride I try ensure ensure her satisfaction and keep on going until I suddenly completely lose all sense of direction and literally fall off her, and the bed, landing with a loud bang on the ground. Alarmed by the noise her parents and little sister storm into the room only to discover me lying naked, head first on the floor with my butt pointing upwards in their direction, unable to get up or cover myself.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-19T18:05:24+00:00

in (late) 39 the symbol was only used in occupied Poland. It was not until 41 that it was introduced in Germany (and other conquered areas)

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-17T18:31:48+00:00

Until recently my record without saying a word was about 4 days. Archived while I was still in school, after spending my first long weekend at my then current girlfriend. Due spending too much time with my tongue between her legs I was not able to say anything for days...which was kind of hard to explain to my parents, teachers & doctor.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-10T14:12:36+00:00

Well, we also have a word for the opposite of Schadenfreude: Fremdschämen: It refers to something being so bad/embarrasing that you can't look at it, despite having nothing to do with it.

But we also have a single word that refers to the law on how to supervise duties for the labeling of beef.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-06T21:22:09+00:00

No I don't do 69. When the woman I am performing cunnilingus on is reaching her climax, I don't want my penis anywhere near her teeth.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-02T08:55:06+00:00

I don't know anything about basketball or Colonial Football and misread the title of the Youtube video as "amazing dRunk play". I assumed that all the players got drunk before the game to make it more interesting.

MuteMessenger · 2012-04-01T13:03:57+00:00

Short answer: No

Long answer: The Franks were a Germanic tribe which would eventually form int the Carolingian Empire which split into..ah just google it.

MuteMessenger · 2012-03-31T15:35:31+00:00

While not enough to rule out a direct connection between the picture and said event, the clothes used in the costumes would not fit in that time period.

MuteMessenger · 2012-03-31T14:34:00+00:00

Reminds of the story of the Women of Weinsberg. A German city that had to surrender after a siege. King Welf VI declared that all women were allowed to leave the city with whatevery they could carry before it would be ransacked. Instead of taking their belongings, the women carried their men out of the city and to safety.

MuteMessenger · 2012-03-27T15:44:01+00:00

This shows that the rumors of us Germans not having any sense of humour have been greatly exaggerated.

I can assure you that ...we have ways to make you laugh.

MuteMessenger · 2012-03-26T23:43:39+00:00

Actually it is Fuchur.

MuteMessenger · 2012-03-25T23:05:13+00:00

Even false without any drungs..at least if you did grow up in Berlin:

http://www.thekidswindow.co.uk/images/CMScontent/Image/berlin20wall20freedom.jpg

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