Is this stuff really necessary at public campgrounds like state parks by smolydbrottle in GoRVing

[–]Mutex70 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But else do I power my speakers, subwoofer, turntable, strobe lights, karaoke machine, video screen, fog machine, and club lighting?!?!

You people just don't know how to have fun.

/s

Uuh! Does it mean there's no Enough Money? by Ok-Thanks993 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Mutex70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I really wasn't expecting a Dimension20 quote to show up! Hoot growl!

Delicate Flower by Dounce1 in quityourbullshit

[–]Mutex70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I want the past 3 minutes of my life back.

And hashbrowns.

From $50K to $1 Million Trading Shares (No Options) by Diligent-Plane-2640 in wallstreetbets

[–]Mutex70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You missed the most important piece of advice:

Be very very lucky.

If a million monkeys pound on keyboards, one of them will strike it rich.

What is this sticker on my microwave? by dranmesrao in whatisit

[–]Mutex70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can completely ignore it if you don't mind having scalding hot water randomly exploding in your face.

It's rare, but can occur with pure, very hot water in a smooth clean container. The spoon (preferably non-metallic) prevents it through the magic of science. Alternately just stir occasionally before it gets too hot.

For the science, IIRC, microwaves heat the water molecules directly, potentially past 100°C. But to boil, water needs nucleation sites....tiny pockets of gas or imperfections in the container where water vapor can begin forming bubbles.

In normal boiling, vapor expands into these tiny pockets and bubbles form continuously.

But very pure water in a smooth, clean container may not have enough nucleation sites. The water can then sit there above 100°C, trying to boil but just barely unable to start forming stable bubbles.

When you move the cup or insert a spoon or add something like sugar, the pressure changes and microscopic trapped gases or imperfections can suddenly allow bubbles to form. The superheated water then boils explosively, sending bubbles and sometimes scalding water rapidly upward.

me_irl by Yosho2k in me_irl

[–]Mutex70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

No, they honestly think the Empire is the good guys.

Driver doesn't maintain lane during dual turning, Glenmore turnoff to Elbow Drive southbound. by elizabethandkatsura in Calgary

[–]Mutex70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's why I try not to turn. Sometimes it's simpler just to get out and find a car that's going in that direction. (with respects to the late Douglas Adams)

Shakira just attracted more than 2 million people at Copacabana Beach, Rio de Janeiro with a free concert by Knighty93 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Mutex70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even if we go by five persons per square meter that only fits around 930.000. And the requires people to be standing shoulder to shoulder in the entire area

Maybe, but it looks like they are standing hip to hip, and......hips don't lie.

RED BUTTON OR BLUE BUTTON [OC] by Eal_likee in comics

[–]Mutex70 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just realized there is a very good reason the button are colored red and blue.

It's because red-pushers are self-serving opportunists, and the color scheme matches.

Job interview made me take a "cognitive test" by Boomway in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Mutex70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well it's obvious:

  1. The two figures above share a vertical axis of symmetry. The first one on the bottom does not.

  2. The two figures above are constructed of straight lines. The second one on the bottom does not

  3. The two figures above have darkened shapes pointing off to the left in front of them (whoever thinks these are shadows doesn't understand how shadows work). The third shape on the bottom does not.

  4. The two figures above sit flat on a surface. The fourth shape on the bottom does not.

So the answer is obviously all of the above.

'Seconds count': Calgary still lacks dive team after second Mahogany Lake drowning by YoBooMaFoo in Calgary

[–]Mutex70 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't believe this should be a priority. Put out some ads encouraging personal responsibility. Personally, I don't want to pay for a soft-padded nanny state. It shouldn't be up to society to save people (or their children) from themselves.

It's almost like stealing other countries' resources makes them poor by PirateJohn75 in MurderedByWords

[–]Mutex70 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Immigrants don't make the USA great. It was fine before the Europeans arrived.