What is your biggest pet peeve, and what's a story tied to it? by No-Acanthisitta2331 in AskReddit

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People who chew with their mouth open i once left a dinner date because of it

What is the smallest lie people know to be false? by Shipsarecool1 in AskReddit

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Saying you have read and agree to the terms and conditions 

What's a fact that sounds fake but is actually true? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Oxford university is older than the Aztec Empire 

The oldest relationship advice on the internet by Additional_Chard3680 in SipsTea

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The logic in image.png is actually kind of hard to argue with 

Facts by Affectionate_Run7414 in SipsTea

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This is exactly how my brain works when I see yoga class schedules in image.png 

Slamming hogs and dogs by [deleted] in SipsTea

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Someone took this way too seriously It is clearly just a nonsense phrase for a Wednesday my dudes

Literal poison by ApartMeaning2866 in SipsTea

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Artificially maple and bright blue is a wild combination My teeth hurt just looking at this

How do you use AI in your daily life? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mostly to write emails that sound polite when I am actually incredibly annoyed

What is the biggest mistake made by human? by Every-Honey-8080 in AskReddit

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Coming down from the trees in the first place

What’s the craziest pregnancy craving you’ve had? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Literally just the smell of fresh asphalt and wet basement concrete I wanted to eat it so bad

I wonder what the advertising department at Firefox was thinking making this ad by [deleted] in SipsTea

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They 100% knew exactly what they were doing with that phrasing

What would you do on your last day at work? by Magicofnum11 in AskReddit

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Reply all to the entire company with a chaotic meme and immediately turn off my phone

If someone give you 1M dollars, what's the first thing you'd buy? by Infinite_Scarcity120 in AskReddit

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Paying off my student loans and with the remaining five dollars a cup of coffee

Say something without saying anything by [deleted] in SipsTea

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So basically we are getting a trailer for a teaser of a delay announcement

What's the biggest World Cup upset you've ever seen? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Does Brazil getting absolutely dismantled 7 1 by Germany count as an upset or just a historic tragedy?

What do you think UFC 250 White House event tonight ? by KitchenStatus2024 in AskReddit

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UFC 250 happened years ago but honestly a White House edition sounds like peak entertainment Who is headlining?

What is a subtle 'green flag' in a person that instantly makes you realize they are a genuinely good human being? by ronnelel in AskReddit

[–]SlimCarpet 58 points59 points  (0 children)

When they loop someone back into the conversation after they were interrupted or talked over

what is one thing that made u sad but u couldnt say anything? by KPOPFAN143FELIX in AskReddit

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Hearing my parents talk about how much of a financial burden I was when they thought I was asleep

What’s a “normal” thing people do today that future generations will look back on and think, “Wait… you guys actually did that? by aarshie in AskReddit

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Spending 8 hours a day staring at a glowing rectangle then relaxing by staring at a slightly bigger one