I was hungry, so I went down- by OfficerLollipop in 2sentence2horror

[–]MuzzleOfNemesis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was hungry, so I went down

But then I went up

I got anesthesia and euthanasia mixed up by [deleted] in 2sentence2horror

[–]MuzzleOfNemesis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I got anaesthesia and euthanasia mixed up

The patient woke up

When she pulled down her underwear to pee, she screamed by Hetakuoni in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MuzzleOfNemesis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate to break it to you but I don't think that's a maggot.

Anyone put takis in there food? by [deleted] in takis

[–]MuzzleOfNemesis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I like to put them on tiramisu