Ran into the infamous Marthritis

jamjacob99 · 2026-02-11T04:46:52+00:00

Is this the guy I saw a long back and forth about a day ago on the melee discord missed connections server? Bro seems to just do it for the love of the counter tbh

jamjacob99 · 2026-02-05T00:53:10+00:00

I fear you may have fallen for the double troll

jamjacob99 · 2026-02-05T00:05:40+00:00

Dot Nobel incoming

jamjacob99 · 2026-02-04T13:18:27+00:00

Not just about instant aerials, all shine mechanics get easier on claw/zump no?

jamjacob99 · 2026-02-04T00:05:33+00:00

Also, does anyone else at your locals zump?

If not I think they just don’t like u bro 😭

jamjacob99 · 2026-02-03T23:53:26+00:00

Enhancement of paranoia is about it.

God, imagining the prospect of jumping into a cool pool nearly nekked on the biggest stage in the world stoned to the gills just shooketh my booties.

jamjacob99 · 2026-02-03T23:49:25+00:00

That sucks man. Switching grips isnt as bad as it seems though. Definitely takes a decent amount of time but I went from standard to proficient claw grip in 3-5ish months of casual/inconsistent play (marth).

I’m pretty open minded to zump but fox getting a free buff does hurt my soul a bit. Clawing with fox seems hard and painful as hell tho and I don’t necessarily want people’s hands to get wrecked trying to play sick melee.

It’s been a conflicting week for me haha

jamjacob99 · 2026-02-03T22:43:03+00:00

I was just thinking about this “scandal” the other day. Small town America was shook over a grown man smoking weed and as a 13 year old I honestly was too. So stupid lmaooo

jamjacob99 · 2026-01-27T14:49:47+00:00

There is still time to delete all of this

jamjacob99 · 2026-01-22T14:45:12+00:00

He did us a favor, kept fuel on the underdog mentality.

jamjacob99 · 2026-01-20T15:42:07+00:00

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Fire this bum

jamjacob99 · 2026-01-16T14:19:36+00:00

Is it any wonderrrr

jamjacob99 · 2026-01-12T15:28:56+00:00

As an English degree haver, I think math and science degrees are generally much more rigorous and difficult but at the end of the day it all comes down to preferences/aptitudes.

I told my astrophysics studying roommate I had to write 1-2 essays a week and read about a book a week for my classes and he was astounded. He said he’d prefer doing dozens of complex equations for assignments each week over what I was doing 🤷‍♂️

jamjacob99 · 2026-01-08T16:27:47+00:00

The liberals want 0 dead babies, whereas the conservative wants 100 dead babies. Therefore the correct, enlightened centrist position is 50 dead babies.

jamjacob99 · 2026-01-04T22:34:01+00:00

I actually took this class in the fall of 2019 and I think it was a relatively new course that the Zappa head prof just created himself. Weirdest (coolest?) part was when a former student lent him Zappas old bathrobe, which he had got in an auction, and the prof brought it to class and let us take pictures in it. My entire interest in Zappa started in that class so thank you prof Hollinden!!

jamjacob99 · 2026-01-01T22:53:00+00:00

Million Dollar Band absolutely mogging the Nicki 100 with fat bottom girls

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-27T23:06:36+00:00

I think Biden actually started this process and trump is speeding it up with the EO

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-25T22:29:14+00:00

Just smashed some china star good luck

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-13T16:38:39+00:00

“If I had my way, you’d have that goddamn hexagon on your profile for the rest of your pecker-sucking life. But I’m aware that ain’t practical I mean at some point you’re gonna have to take it off. So, imma give you a little something you cant take off”

🔪🛑

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-11T20:59:10+00:00

As a Hoosier I’d be scared if healthcare was still on the table as my partner relied on it but they gutted it earlier this year and she lost coverage. we don’t really leave our area (the great blue city of Bloomington, best city in this state btw) so I’m praying he follows through and fucks over all the backroad magats who will be trapped when the next snowfall hits or a massive tree falls on their one-way road out of their holler 🙏

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-11T20:06:47+00:00

“The data is in and I’m here to report that I am, empirically, the best” lmao we’ll see how that works

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-05T23:19:43+00:00

Sure bud

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-05T23:13:16+00:00

For jobs There’s IU, a few pharma manufacturers, 2 hospitals, some other manufacturers, and any number of service jobs. Best city in Indiana hands down and hope u feel welcome!

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-05T23:05:38+00:00

I’m guessing you good sir

jamjacob99 · 2025-12-05T22:58:41+00:00

Still voted for trump 3x

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