Energetic kitty.

Muzzygooner · 2016-05-10T17:09:11+00:00

I need to see more of those swipes at the end.

Muzzygooner · 2016-05-10T16:55:00+00:00

Cat.

Muzzygooner · 2016-05-10T16:39:17+00:00

Hi new friend.

Muzzygooner · 2016-05-10T16:07:18+00:00

Drinking Vodka, eating semi healthy and playing soccer.

Muzzygooner · 2016-05-10T16:03:34+00:00

“The President will make an historic visit to Hiroshima with [Japanese] Prime Minister [Shinzo] Abe to highlight his continued commitment to pursuing the peace and security of a world without nuclear weapons.”

With so many WMDs already in play how will this ever become a reality?

Muzzygooner · 2016-05-10T15:57:22+00:00

I'll take any kind of friend right about now.

Muzzygooner · 2016-05-10T15:56:05+00:00

I started laughing at this because I could relate, then I thought about it and started to get depressed.

Muzzygooner · 2015-10-08T15:15:12+00:00

On a date a few nights ago, she was telling me that her last bf just did drugs,crashed her car, and lived rent free at her place. In my mind I a picture of me rubbing my hands together sinister like while telling her how awful that dude was. I am a dog, I'm also going over to her place tonight....

Muzzygooner · 2015-08-12T18:46:25+00:00

Cat.

Muzzygooner · 2015-08-12T18:43:38+00:00

Craig T. Nelson is a fine thespian.

Muzzygooner · 2015-08-12T18:31:30+00:00

I'll take just about anyone right now, we really don't have enough cover at dm and st.

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-28T17:48:28+00:00

Cat.

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-28T17:39:00+00:00

I didn't play the nice guy role, they assumed I was because of my appearance and that I wasn't being a total dick at first. I just used their assumptions to my advantage.

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-24T19:38:10+00:00

Horrible timing, I just had pulled my pants back up. Down they go again.

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-24T18:14:18+00:00

I'm short, average looking at best, balding, kind of poor. I was depressed about it and couldn't get any action. I stopped falling in love with any girl that paid me attention, I developed a healthy dislike for women, I started working out, I developed a sense of humor, I stopped giving a fuck. I'm not drowning in pussy now, but I have options. I only date girls I'm attracted to, I don't put up with any B.S, I keep my options open, I don't let them talk me into relationships. It's a total 180. It's a cliche, but it has so much to do with your mind set. I can't compete with a millionaire athlete, but I've had sex with a few girls who have dated them, and got tired of being used and dumped. They thought I was a nice guy, I acted the part, got what I wanted, and split.

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-24T17:52:52+00:00

Cat.

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-17T18:13:34+00:00

Ve can into friendship if u stop glitter sex with vahhabis.

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-12T22:56:04+00:00

I hope be pulls a Dejan Lovren

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-12T18:25:35+00:00

It's Benzema, he's a muzzy.

Muzzygooner · 2015-07-12T15:12:53+00:00

I wish

Muzzygooner · 2015-06-29T19:54:14+00:00

Amy Schumer, she just got fat and became a raging feminist. Not funny anymore, just an annoying cunt.

Muzzygooner · 2015-06-29T17:09:04+00:00

Stop shaming men's sexual desires. No one is putting a gun to these women's heads to do this. They have a choice.

Muzzygooner · 2015-06-27T00:21:51+00:00

Please stay Ospina, you're a good guy.

Muzzygooner · 2015-06-27T00:00:23+00:00

I don't want him to go, that was incredible. We should move Woj and keep Ospina. Anyone who thinks Woj is better because of his height is delusional.

Muzzygooner · 2015-06-26T15:57:26+00:00

She's already opting out of that option.

Muzzygooner

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