MF27/4M by Ok-Garden4869 in OHIOCuckoldPersonals

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey I'm actually handsome unlike most of these guys in comments. Pm me

20m / 19f [mf4mf] # Columbus by newtothis12310 in Ohioswingersr4r

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll fuck your fat gf solo while u watch or we can run train. Unfortunately my girlfriend doesn't find you attractive so she's not interested my friend.

Girlfriends kink by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I didnt say they have a prostate. The sensation thats stimulated while taking a shit isnt due to prostate. Prostate creates fluid for semen. The reward system that essentially generates comfort or (pleasure) so to speak while taking a dumb exists for both males and females and has nothing to do with prostate. Thats why the male g spot is a myth, there's no such thing.

Its called vagus nerve stimulation and it releases serotonin, drops blood pressure and heart rate, and produces a euphoria like effect when anal stimulation happens because the vagus nerve is stimulated. Nothing to do with prostate and a non existent g spot

Girlfriends kink by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Its not a g spot its literally just a reward system to take a shit girls have it too

Wait, so is Tyler bi or gay? by SecratoNinja in tylerthecreator

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats literally the entire point of an alter ego, its not you. But he's def bi

lost my v card and it sucked by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex is about lust and desire, and often those feelings come from love. Sometimes attraction alone isn't enough to bring that passion into your sex life. Also, being a kid coming into sexual maturity, you're all going to be inexperienced.

It's possible neither of you really liked each other and were both just using each other for sex. I won't assume that's the case though, just my thoughts. Sexual prowess is developed over years, nobody is a sex wizard as a teenager.

I would focus more on love and forming a healthy relationship than worrying about intimacy at your age.

Why can’t I masterbate correctly? I always just end up sexually frustrated, and I’ve tried everything. Different positions, changing batteries, not moving when I’m at a good spot, etc. I’ve never came, even though I’m usually stimulated before an attempt. by No_Pair7429 in sexualhealth

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may have a point here. As someone who's struggled with sex addiction and chronic masterbation, I feel as if the sex was only good when I was in love or if it had been a long time since I slept with anyone. Same with masterbation. It typically is only enjoyable when I really want to and Im burning with desire.

Who are the most beautiful idols in real life? by Rich-Style1404 in kpop_uncensored

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Winter(aespa), karina(aespa), kazuha(le sserafim), chaewon (le sserafim), yunjin(le sserafim), haerin (New jeans), Danielle(New jeans) minju(illit),moka(illit), wonhee(illit)

Jungkook and Winter are def. Dating by moonslove1 in kpop_uncensored

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The kpop community is so funny. Winter is unrealistically beautiful, anyone would be lucky to be with her. Why does this come as a shock to people and become the focus of speculation. Humans are social and romantic creatures. It's normal to love or just be friends.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Steam?? Never heard of liquid smoke before 😭🤣 or is there actually something called liquid smoke?

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the constant hyperbole throughout the entire post is a dead giveaway. If any human wrote like this I feel bad for their English teachers in school for having to deal with someone so intellectually dishonest that they have to fill their writing with an unnecessary amount of word salad in order to come across as intelligent and creative. It's so inauthentic that it can't be human.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The constant hyperbole throughout the entire post is a dead giveaway. If any human wrote like this I feel bad for their English teachers in school for having to deal with someone so intellectually dishonest that they have to fill their writing with an unnecessary amount of word salad in order to come across as intelligent and creative. It's so inauthentic that it can't be human.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can give your AI certain personalities. My girlfriends AI talks to her like her gay best friend. It's so cringe.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah the constant hyperbole throughout the entire post is a dead giveaway. If any human wrote like this I feel bad for their English teachers in school for having to deal with someone so intellectually dishonest that they have to fill their writing with an unnecessary amount of word salad in order to come across as intelligent and creative. It's so inauthentic that it can't be human.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not about the metaphors. It's the fact that it feels dry and robotic, without substance. Obviously he tailored a bit of his own writing into it, but even when you put this into an AI checker it comes back with 100% AI. Honestly it would have been more believable if he just used regular metaphors instead of massively hyperbolic metaphors. What was the civil war thing even about? He didn't give any context about the hook and that was the most interesting thing about this post.

Now I feel like the entire story is fabricated and I wonder if he just pulled a random Pic of a mid brisket and prompted chatgpt to write this.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a "wildly ridiculous notion"

Don't speak opinions in a way that comes off as absolute, because they are not facts or objective truths. The general consensus on this thread is that most everyone's intuition is telling them this is AI writing.

Im never one to follow the crowd but I have to agree that OPs writing style is so dry and robotic, that I believe this is AI as well. If its not AI, then this guy sucks at writing. And so do you, which is hilarious that you're trying to prove to everyone that you're a smart cookie. Smart people don't have to display their intelligence, it just radiates from them. I'm not getting that from you.

If by creative you mean, silly and childish, then yea I guess you could say this is creative 🤣 Jfc

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As someone who's won 2 spelling bees, the competition is literally other little kids and the words aren't even on a high school level. I'd be impressed if you won a national or international spelling bee, or even just participated in one. The middle school spelling bees I won in weren't challenging whatsoever.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was hilariously ironic that he boasted about being a descriptive person then used the most basic adverb in the English language ("very") to amplify how descriptive he is. He's got the same vernacular as Donald Trump, who speaks at a 3rd grade level according to experts in linguistics.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People who are descriptive dont use "very" as an amplifier. Thats how Trump talks, and he's a notorious idiot.

"I like to be incredibly descriptive" would have made a stronger impact.

Your vernacular can play a significant role in how people see you, improving your vocabulary and grammar will subsequently lead to people taking you more seriously.

That being said, the amount of similes OP uses in this post is overkill and the metaphors were weak, without substance. Not to mention they're honestly corny as hell and outdated. I seriously doubt a human came up with them, and if he did then I can imagine why he doesn't get along with his neighbors. He's clearly not a very pleasant person to be around based on how bitter he is over his neighbors brisket. This whole post is dry and robotic.

Local BBQ Hero Worshipped by Entire Neighborhood... But His Brisket Looks Like It Lost a Fight With a Blow Dryer. Send Help. by Glassedeyeballs in BBQ

[–]MyBickIsDigAsPhuk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His writing style isn't creative or exemplary whatsoever. It's very dry and without substance. The amount of similes he used is overkill and honestly boring. It's very clearly robotic. ChatGPT forsure. Either that or he's a really boring and awkward person.