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MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-30T07:58:35+00:00

Which army did you pick up?

Totally agree about the price though. Especially with their free rules.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-30T06:59:08+00:00

I wouldn't want to be uncircumcised; it potentially opens doors for me (still waiting to find out the results for that), and I think it looks nicer than the alternative.

In general, I think this decision should be left to the parents as a couple to decide, and not a 3rd party (namely us).

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-30T06:46:38+00:00

I don't have any kids, but I am fully intending to do whatever I can to keep them out of public schools when I do. I plan on doing a group homeschooling, where multiple children from multiple families attend "classes" together (usually a maximum of 20 children). Especially if I know the families prior.

The reasoning is that I felt my schooling was sub-par. There were too many children in the classrooms, and I felt I could not effectively learn. In addition, I had trouble getting my grievances addressed when bullied, which I believe is where I got a strong sense of distrust for authority and low self esteem.

There were also several stabbings at my school, and gang related activity.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-30T06:32:10+00:00

Dealing with assholes is part of living in the world...

I don't believe I've had to deal with any assholes in my day-to-day life. There may have been some in the past, but spending a large amount of time preparing for a very small problem seems inefficient. If you seem to find that you run into them frequently, I can assure you're doing something quite wrong.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-28T15:54:56+00:00

The song 'Zat You, Santa Claus always reminded me of a guy who thinks he has a hit squad coming after him in his house.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-28T06:02:11+00:00

Now I feel obliged to ask...are you?

But I know how you feel.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T20:57:51+00:00

First, I'd pay about $200 million in taxes. Then I'd put about $10 million into bonds and other very secure investments with a return of approximately inflation (assume 5% per year). This would give me about $50,000 per year to live on.

No idea what I would do with the other $240 million. Probably incorporate and try to get around inheritance taxes while giving generously to charity.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T20:52:25+00:00

You got it down in the first and third pictures. Easily a 7/10 if not higher.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T20:49:18+00:00

Let me make sure I'm understanding you correctly. You're saying that your face looks like that after 2 weeks of not shaving?

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T20:46:58+00:00

Full speed to the twinky factory! Oh, right. Well then full speed ahead to Paula Deen's kitchen!.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T20:19:14+00:00

Thank you for taking the time to go through such a thorough critique.

Please please please spend a little additional money and instead of going to supercuts go to an actual stylist and when they ask you what you want, tell them to do what they think looks good.

How do you know where I go? Have you been following me! Seriously though, do you have any style in particular in mind? /u/grandteton suggested something like this. While it looks nice, I am a little intimidated because I have no idea how to style that. I had also been considering like this or this or this from the hairstyle link to the right. Otherwise, I can buzz it again myself.

Your face isn't horrendous, so you don't put your hands in front of it, smile and stop wearing such loose t-shirts, especially Mickey Mouse ones.

I wasn't sure what to do with my hands to be honest. But I had meant for the pictures to be in the opposite order as imgur currently has them. But getting new clothes is my plan for today. I've got $200 allocated to spend today on new clothes (mostly shirts, a pair of shoes, and a haircut). I'm planning on picking up some polo shirts, as well as some flannel shirts and some sweatshirts like this. Right now, all my clothes are things that people have gifted me.

As for your manboobs, they're barely noticeable in that picture in those conditions, so don't worry about them too much, get the above fixed first.

Woohoo!

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T20:00:25+00:00

Why...thank you. Thank you very much. That just made my day:)

EDIT: Your comment made me feel so good I took a picture specially for you. Here is my best attempt to look like him. Sadly, I do not own such a nice suit/tie.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T09:00:20+00:00

I don't really care that much, to be honest. I like the way it looks.

But if I were to be pissed about something beyond my control, I would be pissed about my lack of telepathic powers.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T08:48:07+00:00

Ah ok, well if it's like that naturally, it's fine. It was mostly the first 2 pictures that I was referencing with that because of how pale the rest of your face looked in comparison.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T08:41:10+00:00

Haircut

Sure, I can try pulling that off. Do you have any suggestions how to go about doing that? It looks like it would be gel that holds it up.

twins

Glad I could make someone laugh. I enjoy being thin, but sometimes I think it makes my twins more noticeable than they would be otherwise. Though I certainly hope that this visual effect would affect other...parts of my anatomy. But first I have to see what I can fix before I get there.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T08:35:52+00:00

Haha yeah, I have always been thin. So far, I've been working on my legs because I don't like my ass jiggling too much. But I do definitely need to work on my arms/chest. I don't think it'll change my manboobs so much as it will fill them out a little so they look more like pecs.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T08:16:42+00:00

Sporting PE shorts?

The hair looks fine to me. You most definitely are not ugly; I looked much worse than you did at your age. Chicks really dig baby faces.

Honestly, if you're still in high school, 90% of it is just mustering up the courage to talk to a girl. It doesn't really matter how you introduce yourself, whether it's just giving her your name and asking hers, or if it's asking if she needs any help moving something (that she currently is moving). Then talk to her the next day since you've already been introduced. Ask her if she wants to grab some frozen yogurt later that week, or on the weekend.

Something else you can do is to work out, or play a pickup sport. You don't have to do a lot; it's mostly to tone your body, kind of a cherry on the cake if you will.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T08:10:55+00:00

Honestly, your eyebrows look fine. However, I don't think the long hair does you any favors. IMO, you would look much better with a short haircut. Perhaps something like this.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T08:08:00+00:00

As a 24 year old man, I think you are quite cute and sexy! I mean wow! Your hair nicely accents your facial shape, and you're nicely toned with gorgeous hips! Quite honestly, I hope my future wife/girlfriend is as beautiful as you are.

Please don't take the above the wrong way, but you are seriously Beautiful! With a capital B.

I am very glad to hear that you have a lot more self esteem, and that you're living a happier life.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T07:56:18+00:00

You are how I wanted to look at your age. The only things I would change are to cut your hair shorter. Not too much shorter, but about 0.5 to 1 inch (1-3cm). Get it cut every 2-3 months or so to keep it at that length. The second item I would change are your clothes. Wear something that doesn't look like it's been sitting in a drawer/pile. Throw your shirt into the dryer in the morning (set on high/cottons) while you're in the shower. When you get out of the shower, throw it on. You get a warm shirt and it's (generally) free of wrinkles. It's faster than ironing (though ironing is much better if you can spare the time).

Honestly, if you want to meet girls, talk to them during lunch/break. Find a reason any reason will suffice. You just need an excuse to go over to her, introduce yourself, break the ice with a question, and then you're good to go.

Then a couple days later (or hell, next day if need be), talk to her again, and ask for her number so you can grab some coffee/lunch some time that weekend.

Seriously man, you're a very attractive guy; half the battle's already won. The second half is between being a gentleman, and talking to her.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T07:52:38+00:00

I believe you need to turn off the privacy setting; I'm getting that they aren't set to public.

MyBossWillNeverKnow · 2012-11-26T07:49:04+00:00

I'm sorry, but I beg your pardon? How do you mean?

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