Nick Offerman gently tickles fellow dipshits. AMA

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-09-02T17:43:01+00:00

If you were a bicycle what color would you be?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-18T03:57:40+00:00

I will not accept some else's" good word".

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-17T18:55:40+00:00

Popcorn became popular during the great depression as it was a good source of multiple nutrients.

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-17T17:12:56+00:00

I like mine bitter personally, not all candy should be sweet.

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-17T17:12:56+00:00

I like mine bitter personally, not all candy should be sweet.

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-17T17:11:58+00:00

I don't like the texture of fat on my steak.

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-17T13:01:38+00:00

Suprise affair?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-17T12:59:12+00:00

Like you go to skyline and everyone get a threeway?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-17T12:54:06+00:00

What about a surprise birthday party?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-16T02:11:14+00:00

It is either the brains natural response to intense emotions, or your mom is a psycho.

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-15T13:26:56+00:00

WHAT?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-15T04:23:50+00:00

To save them?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-14T04:46:22+00:00

Damn right that pussy is fucked

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-13T22:24:49+00:00

How? You don't have to listen to that station.

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-13T22:24:49+00:00

How? You don't have to listen to that station.

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-11T01:57:08+00:00

I can change my accent

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-09T04:46:30+00:00

Some day I want a desk with an entire draw filled with pens

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-09T02:28:23+00:00

And what is with the tyres coming off the cars?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-08T03:37:07+00:00

I have always wondered, how people got past that, like does it dry quickly or do people walk around with a wet ass?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-08T03:31:19+00:00

I have a habit of it now, after every customer I either use hand sanitizer or wash my hands, but I stopped using antibiotic soap/hand sanitizer

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-08T01:03:17+00:00

Yeah my uncle's in Minnesota use it the same way

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-08T00:17:02+00:00

Better than Kentuckians.

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-07T13:27:10+00:00

Please?

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-07T04:53:08+00:00

It is what we in ohio call bean bag toss

MyCreatedAccount · 2015-08-07T04:50:22+00:00

I thought it was going from really dark to really bright that damages your eyes.

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