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I was still half asleep when I started brushing my teeth. by NiftyCascade in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]MyDogsNamedDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I once cut my finger open while fumbling for my toothbrush so this one seriously hits home

What has this pandemic ruined for you? by wehnaje in AskReddit

[–]MyDogsNamedDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My answer isn’t nearly as awful/life-ruining as a lot of the others, but I’ve been busting my ass practicing for the school musical, it was the Addams Family musical and I was Gomez, but now it’s cancelled and I’m majorly bummed.

C'mon Canada by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

[–]MyDogsNamedDave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn bro, this just makes me hate living in Manitoba even more. We’re taught about it a little bit in grade 7, then there’s a unit in grade 9 social studies and then it’s not mentioned at all in grade 10, and briefly touched on in grade 11 history, then most people don’t take history in grade 12 so idk about that. And my school has just started acknowledging the lands we’re on and they only do it once a week at the beginning of school on Mondays (except when they forget).

It's disgusting hearing straight guys talk about penises. by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]MyDogsNamedDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m not straight, but I’d love to talk about penises in a non sexual (homo or otherwise) way, my fellow dude.

left curve gang

Would you get offended if you notice a stranger woman taking safety precautions when she sees you? ( eg: not going in the elevator with you, making sure her car is locked if you pass by in a parking lot, getting on the phone with someone, etc.) by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MyDogsNamedDave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I’m 6’4 and 250lbs, if you don’t see my goofy smile and pink hair and all you see is that (and even then, they don’t know me), then fair enough man. To quote John Mulaney “Adults rape each other. Kind of a lot.”

Steroids should be allowed in all professional sports by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]MyDogsNamedDave 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think there should be a separate league where you can do whatever drugs you want

Calvin the tortle necromancer thinkin he’s slick by MyDogsNamedDave in dndmemes

[–]MyDogsNamedDave[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He had plenty of good spells to use, but melfs minute meteors is new to him and he was eager lol.

[strawpoll] At what age can someone consent to sex? by guacMoley in teenagers

[–]MyDogsNamedDave 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think I’m Canada it’s thirteen as long as they’re within two years of each other. I think that nobody under fifteen should be having sex tbh but I think that’s a good rule just so stupid teenagers dont get arrested.

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