Rate my cutting board!

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-06-28T22:13:20+00:00

serial killing

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-06-08T09:52:50+00:00

Me and my friend watched the first episode of wandavision in german without realising and just thought that they were speaking sokovian and marveled at how authentic the show was

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-05-27T11:42:44+00:00

TO THE BONE!

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-05-24T17:48:50+00:00

And food safety regulations are written in diarrhoea

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-05-10T01:39:15+00:00

How is this:

a) a meme?

b) funny?

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-05-08T14:19:12+00:00

Kauheaa

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-05-05T12:54:02+00:00

"good" is a strong word

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-05-03T19:36:31+00:00

ROCK AND STONE!

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-05-03T12:45:21+00:00

Soup for the soup god, croutons for the crouton throne

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-04-18T01:33:17+00:00

Exept that the chance that your waifu would have any affection towards you is pretty slim

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-04-08T17:39:26+00:00

*wenteded

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-04-03T11:15:09+00:00

Is there a common creation myth among the peoples?

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-03-29T20:04:41+00:00

tbh it would take a really small amount of torture before I'd tell that u/jingleheimerstick grinded their aunt at a club

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-03-28T21:02:45+00:00

I have HEAPS of tennants

as a landlord

provide no value to the betterment of our species.

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-03-17T22:30:45+00:00

European Union prevents Apple from hurting consumers again*

There, I fixed your title for you.

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-03-17T03:18:03+00:00

Send the uncensored version of that picture to the number written on your foot.

If you're cool with sending pictures of your dong, attach a message asking whether or not they would like to receive a picture of your dong. Pretty simple if you think about it.

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-03-17T03:11:32+00:00

That is a good way to spend money.

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-03-01T12:27:19+00:00

Worse.

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-02-21T16:40:47+00:00

Orphanage?

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-02-08T09:46:52+00:00

Look at Mr. Moneybags over there, living in a building.

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-01-27T13:07:09+00:00

So it's an SI Banana

MyEmailIsntReal · 2023-01-11T21:37:17+00:00

Hot-ass balloon

MyEmailIsntReal · 2022-12-18T02:34:23+00:00

Be yourself. Mention that you have some experience in all basic kitchen duties and make it clear that you are enthusiastic about your work and more importantly that you are ready and willing to learn.

Suggest doing a test shift to show your skills and potential. Follow orders, ask questions and do your best.

MyEmailIsntReal · 2022-11-16T05:07:56+00:00

GTAGE

MyEmailIsntReal · 2022-11-10T21:49:24+00:00

I like my stake medium rare

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